XX: Be a bad guy, but don’t give away.

Often irritates not individual events, but the opinion of strangers about these events.

It was a few years ago. I went with the brigade to install the air conditioner. We then travelled on the VAZ 2104 - Jigul-universal. The device itself is loaded in the luggage compartment, heavy, to pull on the hands of no one his reluctance, so tried to get as close as possible to the customer's entrance. For that, I had to go to the sidewalk. It is now the sidewalk became a road part, and then people still had a notion.
So here we go on the sidewalk on the first transmission, and in front of the grandmother-God-God-God-God-God-God-God. The brigadier says to the driver, "Just don't signal, or you scare to death, then you will not avoid sin." The driver of the teeth crushed - well who hunt to drag on the pedestrian, but the instruction fulfilled.
He did not signal, but several times pulled off the clutch and gased the engine. My grandmother, at least. Grandma stopped at the entrance where we needed to go. While they were unloading, the driver approached the grandmother and said:
“Grandmother, you couldn’t get away. Have you heard that the car is driving behind you? Was it not scary?”
The grandmother replied, “Son, did you want to frighten me with a jigg?” In the 42nd, a German tank was following me, so I didn’t get off the road until I needed to turn. But the Germans, the fools, indeed, greatly bragged...Thank you – youth remembered.”

For the birth of the second child, Putin has allocated 250 thousand.
For the birth of the third child, Medvedev promised to give the land.
The fourth child will be given a car.
The fifth is an apartment.
The sixth will be given a villa in the resort.
The seventh will be given a private plane.
And only after the birth of the eighth will finally be offered a place in the kindergarten. for the second child.

Q: What can be the fastest?
The light?
Ohhhh no! The thought! I’m at work now, and I’m in bed with her.
WOW : ))
Fuck, I’m back at work... Fuck, how fast.

In the topic "because gladiolus"

Comrade rested in the south. The dress was colorful, with a lot of feathers, ropes + long hair, etc.
He walked, and the locals touched him.
No money was found by a friend, the phone too, then the gossip stumbled to the fenecks:
Is it like you have that?? to
The Bakugan. Answered a friend
The tri-neuronal system of the copnics was broken and they hanged, and a friend quietly went on.

I was sitting in the toilet cabin, not touching anyone... suddenly I heard a snort from the neighboring cabin.
Someone probably had a really tough weekend.

Now I talked with a familiar judge on the topic of arrangement of children in kindergarten. I shared that this year's turn didn't arrive, and I principally don't give it to the foot.
The judge said he gave it. When I, gently speaking, was very surprised why he did this, the answer was: “I was advised in the prosecutor’s office to do so.”

Overall, because of alcohol abuse, the British miss 13 million working days a year.

It doesn’t seem to have been done without British scientists :)

Fuck, this is the paradox, I downloaded a book "How to stop postponing things for later " and I am constantly postponing it for later to read it...

The guy proposed to put an accordeon on the breasts so that it could be "played".
She advised him to tattoo a clarinet.

I ordered cards from one company. A letter from them:
Evgeny, you do not take your business cards, you ordered them from us via the site, 50pcs-240pcs.

Another question we have for you, we mistakenly printed your 5000pcs instead of another layout, we want to ask if you do not need another 5000 of your visits at a discounted price of 1600pcs?? to

Now I think, maybe instead of tapes, we can glue them?

XXX is all. From tomorrow I’m losing weight, I buy kefir and apples!! Fuck it all!! to
YYY: No, sun, you won’t lose weight=)

Average family: for three women - two men, and one of them - a cat!
Population Census in Samara.

I walk past the coder’s office, knocking at the door. The chief of the department holds the subordinate’s skin, ticks his face into the monitor and says, “Who gave me this here? who?and "

When I was young, you needed a million dollars to be a cattle and you didn’t have anything for it. Enough connection to the internet.

Child 2 years. He was sick for three days, so he was constantly moaning, swallowing, sneezing. I call my wife in the morning, asking, like a son. Reply to:
Well, you know, not bad, tonight we have replaced that monster from the underworld with our sweet and sweet son.

News of the day on "Echo of Moscow":
Dmitry Medvedev believes chemical castration of pedophiles is possible, but only on a voluntary basis.
Do I have the feeling that they’re all fucking fucking?

I am looking for an orgy girl with Linux.

never thought to see Muslims (family, 2 wives and husband), a Negro (1 in a bunch of crowds saw), 5 (!) A summer child (I don’t know why his father brought him, because the child was diluted after the second song and brought him home) and the Scots in the Hardcore kills (black, hanged with chains and slanders) at the Rammstein concert. It is a tolerant multicultural country. But I was not allowed in the collar with the spikes because of the security threat.

Canada, Toronto, May 8