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[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №64012
 10.05.2012
The May weekend. Traffic on suburban roads. I want to express my great respect to the drivers who drive on the sidelines and continue to move parallel to the general stream with its same speed, thereby preventing all kinds of intricate pedals from driving around this very sidelines!

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №64011
 10.05.2012
I had a goal in Skyrim...to kill all the chickens.
Do you not fear that they will then rise from the graves and become curro-druggers?
I’m already introducing their terrifying scream "Kood-Koo-Dah!"

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №64010
 10.05.2012
This is Pepe!
I live in a private house, the cage is not locked. Until recently, I had a strange phobia – I felt that at night someone’s terrible roar would appear on the first floor window (like in horrors) and knock.
One evening my uncle came to visit. He walked in, but the entrance door was locked. So he approached the window...to which I was sitting with my back at that moment...and, fucking, struck all the way!! to
I am afraid to go into that room.)

[ + 28 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №64009
 10.05.2012
Yandex is beautiful. I understood this when on one request he gave references to horrors, secrets of female orgasm and geometry for 10th grade.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №64008
 10.05.2012
From the explanation of the detainee: "I could not fulfill the requirement to split up because I was in the only number"

[ + 35 - ] [5 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №64007
 10.05.2012
In trying to prove that you are a woman every time, it is not necessary to show that you are a fool every time.

[ + 36 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №64006
 10.05.2012
In order to maintain a good figure and good relationships, you need to do the same thing: close your mouth in time.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №64005
 10.05.2012
xxx: I now because of this "glasses nnad?" can't normally look at the word "colonnade" :(

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №64004
 10.05.2012
^ a b c d i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i
Me: Hello
Q. Do you remember my name?
Me to Oleg?
A. A. A. A. The young man
You have a good memory.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №64003
 10.05.2012
I have almost all the neighbors in the entrance have a ball crane instead of a toilet tank. Yes, well - as much as you want to wash, so much and wash, and not until the water in the tank is over. But the open ball crane is almost equal to the inner diameter of the pipe, and in the toilet tank the hole is only 1-1,5 mm in diameter. Therefore, when the crane is opened in the entire stand, the pressure of cold water drops sharply.
As a result, when you wash under the shower, the neighbor can go to wash the rubbish in his toilet, and instead of warm water from the shower will fly a boil. It’s especially nice when you wash eggs at this time.
Called the house, they claim that they know about such a trick, ball cranes have never been installed to anyone, and they will not be able to do anything - no one will let them in their apartments to check and distribute puzzles. Neighbors also said - they answer that they have everything fine, they are so comfortable, and the rest are well.

This is what I do:
Let’s let you die, badass self-teachers! Someday I’ll put a ball crane with an electric drive that will work from the sound in your bathroom, a microphone into which I’ll push through the outlet!!! }:-D

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №64002
 10.05.2012
I bought a stepper:
to the store and back - 2069 steps, an hour walk 5690 steps, going down the stairs at work 200 steps) Beyond all friends with their steps - invaluable :)

[ + 28 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №64001
 10.05.2012
Find the girl for yourself. Who doesn't play Diablo 3
Wert: I do not advise, from personal experience, a girl who does not play in d3 is an AD.
You are constantly looked at as downs and are trying to cure the doctor.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №64000
 10.05.2012
XXX: It’s bad to be too erudite and watch American movies.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №63999
 10.05.2012
Gradually to the Day of Victory over Fascism in Europe is nurturing disgust. The forces of the tolerants, with the active support of America, the "day of Europe" (which was officially recognized as a holiday only in 2008), has already completely replaced the Day of Victory.
There is no longer any chance of explaining to Western youth from what evil they have been freed, and what tolerance to all can lead to. But for our young people, not everything is lost.

Have you heard the saying "history is written by the winners"? Then the councils won and wrote that they liberated everyone from the great evil. Now the West is winning over us, so it is rewriting history in its own way. Believe me, we are not good, they are bad. There are the same people as here. The Government is to blame. And theirs and ours. And they will rewrite history and play it as they always want. We will never know the truth.
Better think about why they needed to distort the already written story again.

[ + 28 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №63998
 10.05.2012
On the 9th of May, the clouds were always running out.

[ + 53 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №63997
 10.05.2012
So be quick :)
I always smile at one moment of the game.
So be quick :)
That you may have any huge gun, mini-gun, laser hammer, fireplace, infector, explosive, grenade, mine, damn what, but you will not open the wooden door of a fox without a key!! to

[ + 46 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №63996
 10.05.2012
manwith_noname: in half an hour I will be nominated for Avengers in 3D, who will say for the movie?
karel_paki: there at the end of the scene, you will go with them at sunset on horses

[ + 53 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №63995
 10.05.2012
After 10-15 minutes (I don’t know how long it was) they knocked on the door and asked, “There’s anyone?” How many are you?" I answered that three. The firefighter told us to get away from the door, that it would be broken now. I asked to open it with the keys. The door was housed on both sides of the DSP, so the firefighter told us to leave the door and they started breaking it. To knock out immediately failed, and the hit on the fifth firefighter said to open the keys, but the castle has already enchanted.

[ + 50 - ] [6 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №63994
 10.05.2012
Beholder: I received an SMS with the text (I quote): "OŠRMAG DEVONA KUI SALOMAT BULIG SAB IR KILING JOHNIM HA MMASI UTIB KE.DI".
Beholder: I don’t want to say it out loud. He knows that I will call him.
Rowen: I will try.
Rowen : Gm.
Rowen: Mom came, brought sandwiches >_<

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №63993
 10.05.2012
Course writing
Giving up tomorrow?
Tomorrow after tomorrow, I’m not an idiot.

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