Just a huge number of marriages break up in the first year of a child’s life. Until then, it seems that everything has gone wrong.

And often in this case, the wife expels her husband? Usually it happens somehow: “You started paying me little attention, I am tired of slides and toys all over the house, I am not sleeping out of his/her crying at night, I have not been fishing for two days for a hundred years, I am tired of giving all my money for diapers, sweaters and snacks, I was not ready for it, I am leaving.”

Uncles, aunts and gentlemen! Yesterday, 8 May in the SPB, nailsIki sold for 50(!) The rub. thing...the usual price- 25 rubles.,In the eve of the holy holiday I want to say thank you for this to the flower business gateways....And yes. Don’t forget to stick on your car – we remember. We are proud. Yes is. You remember you are proud.

We have the king of the stage and the gold voice of the country. There is a primadonna and an emperor... It’s a pity that no one knows about it abroad.

A provincial town. On the eve of the building day, I receive a phone call from the administration. "To congratulate and solemnly hand over the honorary certificate by the Mayor of the city of N, the Director of LLC "___" to arrive at 13.00 in the Act Hall." “Well you understand, it’s not free, put in the envelope 5000 p.(pause), and if you want the mayor to congratulate the manager at the workplace, he can go to you, but it will cost you 15,000 r."
I give it to the boss. Answer: "Ask how much it will cost for the mayor to come with the entire administration and splash with the drum."

Denmark, Belgium, the Netherlands who surrendered in 1-5 days, France who fought for 30 days cannot understand - why are the Russians so celebrating Victory?

Citizens, 70 is a number, not a "digit". 7 and 0 are two numbers. They form a number. The central channels lie to you. I don’t know where to get angry.

I hear my husband scream:
and Maas! I cut the eggs!

Now you know if it is in the kitchen or in the bathroom.

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Married for 15 years. Two sons.
The only thing I doubt is that I am a girl. Rather a woman.

Worse than berry juice with flour can only be stomach juice with flour.

Russian woman holding a man in her home

Alcohol is a social anesthesia.

The harsh Kamchatka...

On the channel of the local cable provider on the day showed the next "masterpiece" from the local "feeds of bonarchuk". With a screenshot with the title of the film "TICHIY OKEAN" I would still be accepted, but here in titles (Suddenly!!!) There were two surprises. The harsh Kamchatka domestic producers have invented two new professions: a sound designer and (here the orchestra plays the tuš!!!) The colorist!

Maybe it’s time to get out of the country ?

Former mayor of Kiev about the age of the city:

When we went to the UNESCO Council, which was to resolve the question of the age of Kiev, we had data that Kiev, Kiev Russia – 2700 years old... I spoke a lot and proved. But UNESCO scientists have been constantly rejuvenating us. At some point, Patton, who was with me, said, “Valia, agree for 1500 years, otherwise they will make it even younger.” And I agreed", Zgursky told us.

I walk down the street, a drunk man next to me thinks loudly:
“Now I’ll get up, either my daughter, wife, or husband will open... Stop! So who am I?

Falkowski: Did you watch the parade? The best selfie stick is the T-90 :))

XXX: Photography is what or who? And what/who is it?
Yyy: So physicists gently, lovingly call the quantum of light - photon. Such are the glamorous, cosmetic physicists... Mesonchik, Barionet, Quartzhenko.
What is a charming quark? and :)
YYYYYYYYYYYYYY Like the charming Billy.

In 1745, Empress Elizabeth Petrovna, while in Kazan, issued a decree: "To find in Kazan the best and largest thirty cats, suitable for catching mice, and send them to St. Petersburg. If someone has such cats to convey under fear, otherwise, a fine.”
What a beautiful thing :)
The Empress Googled the Cats
xxxh: and most importantly, the good thing is: there would be no babla for cats to promise - she does not eat, she promised to take the babla from those who will not give the cats ) all the power in one decree )

The authority holders sincerely believe that the poor for honor will honor to render them a service or work for free.
It is still so.

I am looking for perfume. Polystyrene of all kinds of forums and reviews... I shudder when in the description of the ghosts is written, said most users hear in it notes: Pitosporum, Leaf of the Brazilian Banana, the Secret of the Genetics and the Tzuga Tree. But here the Tsuga Tree, you know, gives a little of the flowers of Kalamus...
Fuck, I don’t even know what it is. And in the spirits they hear and distinguish.
Whether I’m a fool (I’m afraid of the banana leaves, honestly), or is the TP really playing in the ‘elite’?

Results of the match Latvia-Germany:
This bottle is no longer in milk, it is simply in kefir!

In our time, if a person has worked hard to switch the layout to write "P.S." instead of "ZY" – it’s very serious.