Beep_boop: I used to have a criterion that I drink as long as I remember the Schrödinger equation
Beep_boop: It was a failure
Beep_boop: After 5 liters of wine and I don’t remember what beer and vodka
Beep_boop: At the toilet I still remembered Schrödinger’s equation

When all my dreams were fulfilled, I realized how happy I was before.

I have a friend and she has a sister. by Galia. She is of normal growth, and her sister is small. Very very small. That is a dwarf. But they don’t like when they’re called so, but they love when they’re just small.
She is under thirty and she works as a watchmaker. Very good master. And man is not bad.

And they, the little ones, have their own puddle. Intercity of scale. But they are not so many, and they communicate there with each other, write, friends, and go to visit each other.

And here once Gal was invited to a wedding, to friends, like the little ones.
Well, she bought gifts, picked up a suitcase and went.

This is where we took it, of course, and put it on the train. She was also met there. The wedding ended and she was put back on the train. We were ready to meet here. The train arrives at night, transit, costs three minutes.

On the other side of the road, such trouble happened to her.

During the day when she was on the train, her suitcases were thrown up. Then all slept. And at night she wakes up, half an hour before her arrival, and in a crowd of none. Everybody went down.
The suitcase is up there, in the luggage compartment.
What to do?
Wake up the guide.
I dressed up and ran. There is no conductor. The car is sleeping.
He ran back.
In the neighboring house the door is opened.
I watched a man sleeping on the lower shelf.
Let him shake. “The Uncle! The Uncle! Help Christ to remove the suitcase from above!
The man opened his eyes, stared at her and said, “Let me take off my suitcase! Get up on your knees! “Are we all beasts?”
When the man realized that no one stands on his knees before him, he got even more upset.

Shortly, when the train approached, on the perron (low platform) descended a huge, metre under two, a man in cowards, a suitcase in one hand, our Galia's arm. He cautiously dropped her to the ground, threatened us with a finger, and with a chilling sleepy voice said:
Are you crazy to let her go?
and back into the wagon.

The president’s speech that our people won the war, and “not Stalin and not even the military commanders, despite the importance of what they did,” has a hidden subtext. It should be understood that the collapse of the country’s economy is now also the fault of our people, not the president or even the prime minister, despite the importance of what he was doing.

We go with a friend on the sunny side, and next to the shadow of the house.
Zheng, will we go to the shadow?
I: Aztan, I am photosynthesizing

to this:

However, it is difficult to prove that a homosexual can be a real man, and that a natural can be a rare race.

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Freddie Mercury and Dima Bilan.

Volynyanka: Hihi, after the weekend I will tell Andrew how well I spent time in the sauna with Kuzmić and he will be red for a very long time.
If so, then Kuzmić is my friend.
Andrei does not remember this.

It's so terrible - to understand what you're doing HUJINA, but you, fucking, have already suffered...

XXX is shit!
YYY: What is it?
X: Well, we have to start a conversation.

Vasily Ivanovich is! Why didn’t you tie up the Georgian stripes? Soon on May 9?
I can’t do it, Pete. I myself and the Cavaler of 4 degrees, I have a full band, and on the hole or there, the antenna - I can't! This is the Order Tape, Petka.
You do not understand!
Hey Vasily Vanych! Where to laugh?
- And nowhere else, Petka, do not laugh if the Georgian stripes are cut like a straw.

How can you sit at home in this weather?
YYY: How can you be on the street on such an internet?

I saw Basque today.
By the telecast?
xxx: not live, at the distance of the extended hand
YYY: What did you hit him?

online newspaper days.ru "Lada cars will be collected in England"
...
The British themselves are skeptical of the Russian car industry. The publication cites a few jokes about the "Lady", which is ongoing for local drivers.
For example, what does "Lada and the bathroom have in common? You can’t get out of both in a decent place".
Or "How are the brakes called in Lada? by Tinder"
How to name a Lada driver with a fine receipt for excess speed. The Artist"
What is the name of the amortisers in Lada? The passengers"
Did you know that the Lada manual contains 500 pages? Two pages of car information and 498 pages of bus schedules.

K to:
One of my acquaintances believers - definitely an honest, decent man - when he was broken without meat so that he could not work, bought a sausage, sat on the ring in the subway, rode around and chewed the forbidden snail until the body was sick. Formally, all the commandments are observed: on the road you can not observe fasting.
It is...
Chester is unique...

Traditional "to this":

1 is fucking. lived
What are your kids doing now? :)
1: I get an asky puzzles from my mom, for the fact that I get too much in the burn)))
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Artemis Tatyanich is you?

I’m in the subway with two students. The story of one of them:
I noticed that the first couple had been cancelled and had to go to the second. Stick to the first. I broke the door – empty! Only then did I remember the cancellation. Well okay. Lie down there. I wake up - there is already a full crowd, obviously not from our course, I ask - which pair is going? The Girl: Philosophy I: I understand that philosophy, which number? Melting, I am the fourth!! to
Three of them have been struck. ?

of China. We walk with a small one (1 year). (And here in general only boys are quoted as children, a girl is a light shame of the family) Two Chinese women fit and give it all the way, say, to what the boy is nice, just a prince, etc. Since they are all white on one face, especially children, we start from a distance:
We: so why a boy, but in pink all from foot to head!
K: Yes, you have a very nice son.
You see, in the dress!
by...???? to
We: well out ryušiki everywhere, butterflies, butterflies broken!!!! What a boy!! to
Q: Why did you put this dress on your boy?
The curtain.

Ponch (02:10:08 8/05/2010)
You need to enter the buttons "I believe", "I don’t believe". Interesting statistics would be.

<fabz> I think we need to somehow improve our communication in the chat chat... one person trints a bit of stuff, the other person answers "lol" stupidly to any replica and the third person can’t really tell what’s going on.
<atleek> lol
<Nefemus> what is it?

Yesterday I got out of the tram, and next to me are two girls aged 13-15. In one, the phone falls and dissipates on all components (back cover, battery, appliance and SIM). She stands like this, looks without moving, and then says an elegant phrase:
This is how it opens up!