xxx:blin sleep like a need, but not hunting... I thought here that it would be good to have a watchman who watched that I would dress according to the weather, eat and go to bed on time))) эх dreams)

Married what do you want? O_O

Q: Are you really getting married?
YYY: So I think, is it worth it?
XXX: Well you give, so important in the man's detail and not checked?! xd

and hello! Going out with my daughter, what to wear?
Mother: take a coat, jeans, shoes, etc.
Father : Aha!

10 minutes have passed.

Daddy is dressed. The neck is naked...nothing if I tie my socks???? to

Mom is in shock.

> [antONline 00:03:43]
> the hell, it’s difficult, aska and variable pelmeni
< [4thstring 00:04:30]
You still have a lot to learn, young Padovan.

The Master:
Wife sends SMS: "What fish do you like more, cooked or fried?"
I, glad that I come from work and eat the fried fish, I answer: “Fried!”
Wife: "Okay, you will come – you will cook".
They divorced in a month.

YYY: Here, literally just on the Toyota car (something like Aristo / Celsior, without number marks) that was standing on the parking lot on Zaburhanovskaya street, a wind-broken advertising shield fell from the ground. The back right stand is "vg@no". The rear window is not visible, but probably too.
P.S The wind load in this city has never learned to count.
zzz: I gave it up and nobody counted it, but it was like this:
"aa.. cube of concrete kitchen - where it goes..."

The feast of the working people on May 1st was celebrated by the unemployed, and the old-fashioned workers went to spit their 6 socks.

The scene. A black "Hammer" is flying along the road, and on both sides of it are the health inscriptions "Thank you grandfather for the victory." The Zebra Transition. It is tried by pedestrians, who naively think that drivers are now obliged to pass them. Drivers are not so naive. (I personally always stop before the transition when there are pedestrians, and I did this long before the new rules were introduced, but I’m just naive.) Among the pedestrians is a grandfather-veteran in a whale hanging with orders and medals.
Seeing a meeting.

And how well this “Hammer” looked, who with all this huge inscription at a speed of 120 kilometers per hour proudly flew right before the nose of a veteran grandfather standing on a pedestrian “zebra.” Thanks for the victory.

It is, of course, all the last years this suddenly erupting in the last week before May 9 "care for the veterans" and "thanks to the veterans" had the character of hypocritical profanation, but now it looks like a sincere bullying. I’d rather not say “thank you” honestly.

Oh, just under the window passes the healthy Land Cruiser with a huge sticker on board "To Berlin!". He is going to Berlin! Drink a beer and see.

c) Alex Exler

Eyes red, swollen, complaints about cutting.
The Spring Conjunctivitis?
The unlimited internet.

Enough of this poser! And after all, for the new year, these hypocrites will get out again, they will wear red hats, all will be decorated with myshura, they will call Santa Claus and Snowmen. Where have you been all year?! to

A growing generation of grandmothers with tattoos who do not know how to cook borscht, but the lekgo put Ubuntu... What will they tell their grandchildren?

VKontakte."Girl" 20 years old

Activity of:
I work in the store "Manetka"cassor, I study in the background, I try to give up on the rights)))

My favorite TV show:
The House-2.

My favorite games:
Playing games )

My favorite books:
I just read the asbestos.)

In the evening, my mother and I sit at home, we hear - on the square the festive salute began.
I: Oh, maybe the town hall was blown up...
M: Well, it’s going to explode...There’s no one there right now... :D

Router, July 2009
Carrier88: "Fuck, I don’t like all this... Luckily they’ll take all the pornography to the pornography lab, and then one day they’ll say, ‘Porno is bad!’", and we’ll find it closed when we come to pornolab.net"

Admired reaction: your photos are humorous!

From Twitter

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I understand that OMON, which distributes Georgian tape and books, is unexpected. Usually we give something else. and :)

On one of the forums about breasts:
"The breasts stretch due to disorderly sexual life."
The comments:
Do you recognize a breast with one partner and a woman who is drunk every day or with different? However!
Of course, and stretches out to give to the housewife.)

XHH: I found an offgenic way to improve the quality of photos from mobile!
Objective to objective?
Fuck... you knew it!

Aaa: In the Spanish textbook beautiful texts are found: - Hello! How are you called? Good day! My name is Luis Alberto Monte Negro Guevara Diaz de la Prada. Goodbye to you!and c)

I am a system administrator, I am only a system32 folder)) (c) Tim Gerych