here here :
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I work as a leading programmer, a good specialist, I earn well - and I have to say that for me both of the above professions - a huge plus: (1) the grandmother works and is not ashamed that it is not an office parasite, - such, you know, a rarity in our days; (2) and will be able to take care of her own child better than many.
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There is no need for a babysitter or a sanitary - their salary is not enough even to eat, and there are many wishes - a dress, a ring, etc. Do you need content? Prostitutes are cheaper.
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Everyone is looking for their own, one - a beloved woman, the other - a woman for the night.

Vampire Alkas tried to exchange an empty bowl in the morge.

How can you work in such conditions?
colleagues obtained in the innet a picture of "how would you be called in the Indians" by the first letters of your name and surname.

Our leadership has succeeded:
Free mammoth
Unstoppable cowardly
And a terrible burnout!
A team of superheroes
:D

News of the new DirectX, allowing to render photo-realistic models of characters in real time. The most popular comment:

"A kinescope from such an image will not sit down?"

The cleaner is wiped!
Somebody poured coffee, she stood cleaning up, and said, “Here’s the hand-picked.”
She gathered everything in the sink, from the sink she tries to pour out into the garbage, half of her flies back to the floor. She grit: "and I’m the same handjob"

What do you think is closing up with the pixel blur in the XXX film? I did not guess. Close the cover and DVD label that the heroine wants to see as a prelude. That’s what the harsh western copywriting means!

If I want to exchange bitcoins, where should I go?
Chapter 3: Hello to you! We do not exchange Bitcoins.
Hasan: Yup I can see that, but do you know any site that can do that?
Operator No. 3: I don’t know such websites
Hasan: Okay Thank you, your site is nice.
Chapter 3: All the good!

I thought Barista would do it, but they pay little.
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At the price of a cup, you won’t think about it.

Received SPAM: "Coffee and meat ". Immediately introduced a dead knight, who was well performed on the hot sun in his armor.

Two friends.

He called me to the village. I even guess what he called.
So I should have gone!
It should have been better explained!
You don’t understand all the hints.
and no e e. I should have explained where to go!

I write on a dating site that I work as a babysitter in a kindergarten.
Strawberries are removed immediately before the first date.
and :)
PS can still be presented as a sanitary in the municipal hospital
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I work as a leading programmer, a good specialist, I earn well - and I have to say that for me both of the above professions - a huge plus: (1) the grandmother works and is not ashamed that it is not an office parasite, - such, you know, a rarity in our days; (2) and will be able to take care of her own child better than many.

xxx: We once arranged a fashionable viewing hole by digging a bath on the floor

I can’t find harmony.
Are you a philosopher?
Harmonist, money for the instrument is always lacking.

Deputy Minister of Emergency Affairs of Ukraine: Well, walked with his fools to Kathmandu for 6 million hryvnia... fuck!? to

In New York, eggs are prohibited as pets.
And the foxes.
Absolutely all? What about the blind?
Like the dogs?
Pause *
In "Buratino" it worked out.

The child plays Assassin's Creed by grid, chooses a character
I don’t want a doctor, I want a doctor.
I don’t want to be a pillar nobleman, I want to be a ruler of the sea.
"The Old Man and the Sea" No, guess, something is wrong here...

Today I heard on TV an explanation of the not quite complete success of the reform of the IMD. It turns out that when they took all the employees out of the staff, they just sat and waited for whom to be called, who is bound - those and brought back, already in the police. It is brilliant, the dish. Results on the streets.

Chinese trio buy on taobao, paste the photo of the Mask, write "The Unique Converter of Everyone Who Fell Electricity into Prestigious Electricity For Quiet Assured Successful People", put the price note in a batch of backs and all. The sale is secured, and under the screams "it can't be that a thousand bucks for just that, there's definitely magic inside!"

The new employee at work is Andriana Piskozub. A dangerous woman, they say..Al I have an association with some kind of dinosaur =)

I went out to smoke on the balcony. Below, a girl (D) aged 8-10 walks out a constantly haunting dog. There are two friends (P) nearby. The further dialogue:
Barsik die, Barsik die.
D: Something says in response.
Q: Well, let him die and you get a new normal dog.
What cute and kind kids.