When I was a child, I was asked what do you want to be when you grow up? He was a leader in a children's camp for deaf children. To the questions, and why for the deaf, he replied that it was easy to deal with them - turned off the light and the conversations stopped.

My most memorable gift for DR from my parents as a child was a new trickle in exchange for the old full. And here I sit with a new, empty box, and my older sister with a beautiful cassette player. I can’t forget this shit!

Fuck, what if it is the opposite? Definitely don’t like their voice, and all the familiar girls-women say that on the phone and in the recording I have a loud voice, that they are getting wet...
— — — —
Don’t fuck yourself, use it.

In the list of "genious" ideas:
Make a packman in the form of the face of Samuel L. Jackson. And that when he killed Medusa, he spoke: “Vaka vaka, masafaka.”

From the comments of one of the games in the app store: everything would be nothing, but as long as it loads, I end up fucking.
Thank you Anton on Lumiya 525)

And then you will stay with a tail instead of pants! andquot;

Without you, the tail is generally a universal thing in this regard.
You go to the caretaker and ask for your pants. In case of refusal, you get a tail.

I bought a coffee machine in the office. I am delighted, the type of natural coffee I drink, the type is not as harmful as soluble. A year later, the car was completely dismantled (broken), and not only the serviced parts were washed. Damn, I’d rather have a soluble drink all year.

Why if you are temperamental and have an oriental appearance (Caucasian), then you are a hot guy, and if you are Slavic, then you are just a PSYCH.

Khrushch: Karoch has finished swinging, I go through the dressing room, I look, I read something crawling on the top of the crawler. He is still so suspicious.
I think the grass is hiding, the happiness will survive.
XHH: Well, I pretended to be a vetosh, waited for him to leave, and used him in his mouth.
Tag: the cows
Hahahahah, he’s gotten rid of it, shit!

xxx: There are only three types of errors made by programmers:
1st and syntax errors.
2nd of logical errors.
Three Discrepancy of types.
4 is Overflowing the buffer.

YYY: Yeah, three, you have forgotten
0 0 0 The choice of profession.

Listen, but you are more experienced... What do you need to do to make a girl agree to oral sex?
I don’t know what to do, but I can advise you what not to do.
1: How is it? And what then?
After three years of subtle hints never, you hear NEVER!!! Don't say when it all started this phrase: "Well shit, finally it!"
There will be no oral sex for seven years

A joke of life. 
General cleaning, my painted walls, my hands all day in the water. 
I: I hope my hands won’t get a big, furry northern beast. 
Dad (surprisingly): who is this? 
I am (dark): but now guess...
Mother then!
Daddy is a deer!
This is what intelligent parents mean :D

Supplements to enhance potency.

Badman is a superhero whose superpowers are held only on tablets.

The rehearsal began with the phrase "Girls, repaired the pilots and got ready!!And the night stopped being dark!

A man brought God to court. Those yes. I totally lost fear.

Nicaragua, he or she?
He is a Central American macho. There are four: El Salvador, Nicaragua, Honduras, Belize. And four hot chics: Panama, Costa Rica, Guatemala and Mexico.

What should be the ideal weight?

However, for example, after the last medical examination, we had to get some to eat and go to doctors, or the average plant weight was ~66 kg.

My grandfather all his adult life weighs about 60 kg, appears to be dry. He worked at the factory from his childhood, watched the north, in general, engaged in physical labor. Deep in retirement, he stumbled on the centurion-pumped men on the armrestling, and survived them all, some 10-15 years younger than him. 85 recently knocked, complains that all the friends-neighbors have died, say, except for the grandmother of peers at all, there is no one to bother about the hungry military childhood. Health and strength are not determined by weight.

Imagine the situation
A man comes to the store.
Bread for 20 rubles.
He goes to the box and rubs the cashier, who will pay for this bread 10 rubles.
And that it is economically more profitable to sell it at this price than not to sell at all.

And then threaten to complain to the supervisor.
Laughter is
There are a lot of defenders here.

10 copies
Nothing is recent. Lincoln for a lawyer. He is 10 years old, if not more.

Do you have fun with Google? Film of 2011. Is there a calculator? Would you help me count?

And yes, for many people who are not chasing for the latest news of the season, a five-year-old film falls into the category of "recent".

In Moscow collected five tons of food for the needy inhabitants of villages.

They burned by habit.