Everyone knows that firefighters should wear clothes while the light bulb is burning.
But few people know that a student who is late for the exam is able to get up, look at the clock, dress up and jump out of the apartment while the light is on.
(c) She is [fff]

So for those who haven’t been here for a long time or have just come, the topics of the month:

1st Should girls be respected?

2nd Who gave Unicorn to your wife?

Three She hates 23-year-old losers without an apartment and a car and will never suck them out without a check.

4 is All sorts of variations on the subject: coffee would, cat would, brains would, fucking would...

And everyone who comes here just to crack, and not to read the multi-letter debate - Vivat and as many smiles as possible!
Happy spring and victory to you, friends!

Per it is enough to mourn and complain about this unjust world. Five years ago, I was also a loser who thought life was shit. But then I realized I could do it all by myself. Having removed his ass from the couch, he began to work a lot, and after six months he fulfilled a long-standing dream - opened his own company, a year later he was already driving his own inexpensive car. Now I am a fairly successful businessman, I have business relations with European partners. I have a beautiful and loving wife. The conclusion is simple-work in the sweat of the face and you will have everything.
Bone, 11 years old

with most people, as with oxidized contacts, if you want to establish contact - cut off with alcohol.

Shram – to burn?
The light: Come on!and :)
Shram*: I have a polytech on the 1st floor instead of a wooden floor (!!!!!) We have asphalt!!! to
Filed to:rofl
Shram*: The Voronezh politician is so harsh.

Not positive, but rather positive.
A year ago, in May, I was back home. And I see - a local housekeeper (from my house) caught a small cat and broke his leg (as it turned out, the cat was trustworthy and homeless, well, it came to the man to lust).
I could not interfere!
As a result: the caterpillar treated a broken nose, a small kitten was set in good hands (the lap was not completely cut off), and one of the children of this kitten now lives with me. Trying to help me write web services=)

The people! Protect the cat! They trust us, they trust us.

Everyone is GOP, GOP.
No one asks for me, no one asks for small things.
Fuck to Fuck! Look in the mirror in the closet.

The logic came out this morning:

Who were you with yesterday? Why disconnect the satellite?
I slept at home, the battery
You are lying. Tell me the truth, I will not be offended.
At home I was talking.
Tell me the truth, you are a coward.
I went to my ex-girlfriend.
Why are you telling me this now!!! You want to touch me especially!!!? to

Applause and curtains.

I have a spider on the manicure of the web.))))
2: Do not touch it.
He will tie your hat at the end of the holidays.

In addition to

Amertat saw somewhere a video that said that most of the information taught to students of IT specialties would be outdated by the time they were released.
<Amertat> in our universe this problem has been solved radically - it immediately becomes obsolete for 10 years.

_______
This is a problem in the history school.)

Fuck) I’m 23 years old, and the Instant Fisherman is still sold, and the same as 10 years ago)

[Cyber]Forum

Blind, machines, robots, painting, so many bugs, and bought a roulette for 75 centimeters, the small does not release it out of his hands at all, has already measured the whole apartment, no toys are needed.

Romance by Firefighter

The same trouble...
My toys are thrown out of the boxes... and the boxes are playing.

At night, thieves broke into the apartment of Vitaly Klitschko and carried out everything – beating, fear, pain and humiliation.

Faro
Tomorrow at 7 in the morning.

Garrett
O_O

Garrett
And the liver?

Faro
The liver knows.

Especially good Georgian tape looks on the new Mercedes,
BMW and Audi

Following the footsteps of the old feeding cat Murziki.
My mother told me a similar story.
A long time ago: she was still a child, they lived a huge black cat, more precisely a CAT! She doesn’t remember his name, but it doesn’t matter. One day her mother
(My grandmother) went to the neighbors, and there wrapped a rabbit (they are also cats for some reason), and then began to eat their offspring. The last rabbit had already been pulled out of her teeth, and then thought: what to do next? Either it will fall, or the mom will fall. I persuaded my grandmother to take it to the baby. Well, the grandmother, as she arrived at the house, thought: what, nafig, fun, if he dies - one disorder will be the child.
It is impossible to feed him: only 3 hours from birth - blind and can not eat on its own. She decided to give him a cat instead of a child - he will play and eat at the same time. But the cat was lazy: he would chase for a living protoplasm if he had a quiet one in his bowl. At the rabbit - zero attention, and himself adjusted to the dish with milk. But the wool was thick, long, and he did not eat too carefully, so drops of milk periodically flowed through the wool. The rabbit swallowed the smell and began to slip those drops. In short, the cat fed him! But this is not the end of the story...
The rabbit dressed up on the "papas's sick" and grew up into a huge white rabbit.
It is not known whether they considered themselves relatives - a cat and a rabbit, or whether they just hastened, but they became friends "do not pour water - where he is there and I." And that's not all: they became in the courtyard pachans - one after the other a mountain - even the dogs feared them, the bandits etaches.

The criminal news. Chelyabinsky emo were detained by law enforcement agencies for the brutal beating of Moscow skinheads.

P is I once studied at the institute, had a postponement from the army. Then I left and got the order to come to the military. I came, I was recorded as appearing, I asked to go to the toilet and went home. After several years, the agenda did not come at all.
— — — —
They thought you were still inside the military building.

The news portal:
Pirates who captured a Russian tanker were released to the open sea in a boat without navigation.

Comrades, we need to rebuild!

I stayed with my family in Kiev: I am the husband, daughter and dog of Deja.
I moved to a new apartment and decided to take the dog out for a walk. In the euphoria of a new place took to escape.
I am looking for it "Deja "Deja"
And I have a crazy aunt with a bum on my head.
Well, I’m going to do it" Deia Deia"
A man approaches me with a blind eye and, hugging me, says
"Calm down, you are in Kiev"