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[ + 114 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №47207
 10.05.2011
by Eto:
Even three days before his death, the sick Brejnev took a parade on the Red Square standing, and our second year sitting. Or are the Kremlin rats afraid to tell them that this is disgraceful, or do they despise our army?
Let us laugh...

Not only in Moscow, but in Kiev it is similar: the president sat down and know only on the sides of the eye, and veterans stood next to him.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №47206
 10.05.2011
Experience is when questions (what? Where is? When is? Why Why? Why is? How much? How? ) Become one – one?

[ + 77 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №47205
 10.05.2011
If you are attacked by a gang of hungry administrators, throw them poppy polyethylene and calmly go on.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №47204
 10.05.2011
Irina called the shash, and said, “Tell the truth only. Max had a condom in his wallet, did he not give you it?""no". I feel the boy is waiting for a serious conversation))

[ + 68 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №47203
 10.05.2011
Damn, all the nonsense cheers that Brezhnev was standing at the parades, and Medvedev was sitting watching today. Truth is why?
Yyy: Had Medvedev stood on the parade, stood! He is just low...

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №47202
 10.05.2011
And she is cool. So beautiful and bright. and friendly. But I don’t want to be with her... she asks for too much.
Oh, you are about whom? Did I understand you correctly? Winnie the Seven?

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №47201
 10.05.2011
A day without you is a pain. I miss you, my beauty.
Did you accidentally lose your ring?? to

[ + 83 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №47200
 10.05.2011
I’ve gotten it "I remember. I am very proud" Once a year, add your own tapes on the pages, and statuses are beautiful with pictures, and on May 10th everyone is praised for the veterans and for the victory too. Enough of this poser.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №47199
 10.05.2011
H: I drank the quinoa.
N: 3 days standing
I is a member? OO
Quote of Quote!))

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №47198
 10.05.2011
I live in Prague, on the 7th I went to a friend for a doctor, half of the city was blocked, it turned out to be a manifestation in support of the legalization of hemp. and Cannabis.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №47197
 10.05.2011
Peter's Choice track, on the side of the grandmother's shop for something to eat, we ask her:
What are the mushrooms for?
I don’t know, I’m bound.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №47196
 10.05.2011
My stomach is filled with laughter. At the entrance to the rest room there are three steps. I stood on the third, with my back on the wall. An aunt of forty years goes up and passing by me with the words "I'm going to fall" stumbles and falls on the stomach spreading her hands to the sides... I was still so surprised to ask: "What, right here?!". We couldn’t raise her for two minutes from laughter... Actually she couldn’t get up from the same thing... Now everyone asks her, “Has she fallen?” And now I can’t look at her without laughing...Rjo all the time.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №47195
 10.05.2011
My wife does not know foreign languages. Recently:
I met an American here.
WOW: And what did you talk about?
I don’t know, we talked in English.

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №47194
 10.05.2011
Doctors:... you cut meat, put it on a bowl, fried it, somewhere between the second and third degree of burns you add vegetables to it... "

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №47193
 09.05.2011
And the coolest thing, as a child you watch the parade of victory, and you can click from channel to channel, and the picture does not change!

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №47192
 09.05.2011
Learn to play guitar!! to

Frost is so.
Take a guitar.
In your left hand you put a griff.
On the right you also take the griff.
4 throwing on the wall. and qualitatively. very strongly. You cheat for a long time.
Your neighbors will appreciate your art.

PS: I will try it. I would really!!! Learn at the drums!

Frost in the drums? It is not difficult there either! Take the same guitar in the same hands and beat the drums.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №47191
 09.05.2011
Montan: This is a great idea!
Alex: That is a fucking idea. A lot of minus. Expensive on grandmothers, over time, risky over measure.
Montan: It is so. But she has one big plus!
by Alex?
Montan: She is the only...

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №47190
 09.05.2011
In the middle of the night I read the news:
Apple is the world’s most expensive fool.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №47189
 09.05.2011
Fuck, yesterday I had a terrible dream, as if I betrayed my pregnant wife during the wedding with her best friend!! to
YYY: What did you not like?
I was wearing my uncomfortable black shoes.

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №47188
 09.05.2011
Today we have discovered the largest amount of information.
"Buddhism"
I feel the Russian footprint.

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