We sit, we eat, the background is the First Channel, the broadcast about lies. The easiest way to catch a man on a lie is to ask him if he is faithful to you. If a man answers, "Yes!" and at the same time shakes his head negatively, then he is a liar. Mom immediately asks Dad:
Are you faithful to me?
Father immediately:
and a-a! He shakes his head decisively.
Rushed three.

by 111
Oh, what, brothers, the torment
What a shit, a shit.
I write poems without meaning.
I have no brain.

by 111
"Vladimir Mayakovsky liked your comment" - I have never been so close to a heart attack

Relocations in the community:
We need to relocate you.
Me to my neighbor, or her to me?
J: I don’t care. You have a hole, it has a hole.

xxx help me

xxx installed windows 7 32 bits 2 times, but I still have 32 bits and I need 64

Nataly :
Lady of Egeia

The Light:
What hope?

Nataly :
two bottles of martini, 10 thousand hryvnia, a man with a big pitch and a trip to Gagra

The Light:
Let me tell you, Gaga?

If there is a bubble/bubble/bubble

Nataly :
The word is rugged and I have never been there.

Why are you so drunk and happy? And I am "SGGGR, fucking!"

The Light:
OOOOOOOOOOOOO! It is five)

Rita: I had a music teacher in the 1st class, she had strabismus. If we sit down and get angry, she will look at one of us so closely, and she will say, “Well, out of class!”
Everyone came out.
Valentine: What is it?
I was looking at who she was looking at :(

Commentary on News:
Only with UEFA permission can an animal be transported to the Euro 2012 stadium.

If they don’t let me go with Behemot, I won’t go.

Life succeeds if the truth causes positive emotions!!! to

Last summer was the case. My husband and I went on vacation in the village of Kratovo. To the country for free attached the cat Frosia - the perfect cat creature: hairy, beautiful, affectionate and independent. The landlord explained that Frosia considers the country a native home and regularly runs there if you try to take her to the city. So we were left with a bag of cat food and a strict order to call the owner if Froya disappeared from sight for more than two days.
One dark, rainy evening, while Frosia stared at something in the corner of the veranda (invisible to us, but cats are special creatures), my husband and I talked about household and other rural impurities. So well talked that I did not close my eyes all night, and the visit to the "comforts in the yard" in the morning was accompanied by my husband: one was to tears scary.
The morning began. One of my eyebrows disappeared from the trumbo on the same veranda: I put the jewelry in the trumbo dish every night and remembered exactly that yesterday both eyebrows were in place. The man cried out from the room: Didn't I take five hundred rubles from the chair at the bed? He put them in the evening specifically to go to the tank.
For two weeks, the most unexpected things disappeared from the house. I missed the bus, the flash and the begun wrapping, the husband - the headphones and the maika. Evil was finally revealed: what was always placed in the same visible place was lost. And Frosia continued to focus on looking at the dark corner of the veranda, which terribly annoyed us. Regular reading of the crypasta from the note only poured oil into the fire.
Here is the departure. We drink tea with the housewife, she invites you to come again, the husband laughs about the housewife... and the housewife, shouting with her hands, shouts, “I didn’t tell you!” He runs to the comforts of the yard. There on the reverse side is a warehouse, where garden tools and all kinds of old clothes are stored.
On the floor we found a whole treasure. Paper notes are blurred, but whole. These are hairstyles in which I only recognized one of my own. Cushions, small bulbs, torn paper, clothes, including the husband's maid, headphones, beads, missing earrings and flashes. The bandage was also found, although it was no longer suitable for continuation. Of the unrecognized things for some reason especially remembered rubber pops.
The perfect cat Frosia suffered from a strange type of kleptomania. In the warehouse she really had a treasury, where the thief dragged everything he looked at. By what signs, in addition to the ability to take away in the teeth, things looked Frose, is a mystery. But the greatest weakness she apparently fed to hair rubber and paper, including money.
The hostess apologized and suggested that Froya should have been born forty, out and color suitable, but something didn't work out.
I will never forget Frosie’s gaze over the ruined treasure house.
If this year I can remove the same landscape, I will bring her rubber and paper and lay it out in prominent places. Take a kleptomaniac. It should be in the perfect cat to be... hm... a glitter.

It is not so difficult to love a goat, it is difficult to raise seven goats alone.

I don’t like to get up early.
I fall from the sofa.

Chat WoT

McQeen95 - SUCKAVYBAILYBALYWHEREWHAT ALWAYS FALLS A NUBE COMMAND????! to
Charge – is 95 the year of birth or IQ? and :)

Until I was 18, I thought Persian carpets were made from the wool of a Persian cat.

xxx> listen what do you think we will have those who will not give up the gentlemen at all?
xxx> is not the case. Will many give up?
yyy> Well I think 90 percent
xxx> and the remaining 10% will be deducted??? If you do not give up, they will be deducted!!!! to
xxx> then after a year you have the right to recover
XXX> and who does not give up?
XXX> and I will not give up?
yyy> Damn, if you continue to panic and load and increase importance, then yes
xxx> are you sure of the answer?
xxx> and why are you sure?
XXX> and you give up?
yyy> who is sure?
yyy> am I sure?
yyy> who are you?
yyy> where is Herbert?
yyy> where am I, where is everything?
yyy> how do we equip Russia?
Why did dinosaurs eat ice cream?
xxx> what is the number of questions??? I do not have such

The top of the wickedness is to place mines at the corners of the map in the Sapera.

[13:46:40] Alex: Let’s dig out the haircut of the nora!
[13:46:55] Alex: And fucking on his affairs, to eat trachats there
I don’t like it anymore.
[13:47:11] Alex: And here comes the hammer! The car takes his house.
[13:47:23] Alex: and so comes the sick, eaten and fucked
Alex: And here’s the fuck! - Hammer
[13:47:47] Alex: electricity in the hole swallowed - a hamster comes out and fucking a puppy
[13:48:08] Alex: because let the fuck click, defend your fool
[13:48:21] Alex: this is the summary at every step in nature!
[13:48:22] Alex: Ohueli
[13:48:34] Alex: corruption in wolf circles!
[13:49:15] Alex: on everyone! I repeat! At every step!
[13:49:21] Alex: the hamster takes the place of the puppy!
[13:49:33] Alex: even though the puppy worked hard, digging out the nursery!
Alex: fucking hamsters, always hated them

by Nimo (12:06) :
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by Nimo (12:06) :
Hitler passed through Hitler.

Jeff_Kehrly: How is it? Recommend a movie to watch at night.
Jeff-Kehrly: Tolk is not a military. Last week I only watched a war movie.
Mirror: What did you look at?
Jeff-Kehrly: Star Wars

putannik: the head of the office ordered not to put the left software, I as an administrator was forced to sign some paper that said all the users are responsible for what is installed on their machines.
Now I have the way to most programs starting at \\director\c$\program files\....

We have one tester got a call somewhere like in hotels on the check-in and every time he finds a bug - calls...
Head of Department: It’s annoying! I have a Pavlov reaction to these calls - "the cake is ready and it's time to take it out!"