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[ + 39 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №97604
 08.05.2014
to this:

Toxicate: Strange these cats-my is afraid of the vacuum cleaner, which never even frightened him, no vacuum cleaner..and He is absolutely not embarrassed to sit / lying on a curling like a circular, shaking old, washing machine at the time of pressing...
and...
Cats (arphagraphy) roar and whisper at inhalation, and also determine the mass, respectively, the size (fighting characteristics) of the opponent. The volume of the lungs is proportional to mass. Accordingly, when there is an unhappy creature nearby (otherwise it would not have been a spire) of infinite size (the constant blowing of the vacuum cleaner), they crash with bricks.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №97603
 08.05.2014
In the coffin. Excellent from one forum:
"They have such a tradition. Over the centuries"

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №97602
 08.05.2014
I’m watching a movie with Bruce Willis Young and I know he’s like a drunk Statham.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №97601
 08.05.2014
Watch the TV show on May 8:

History "Culture"

13:50 of Bandyagar. Country of Dogons.

Now I know where to go from the mess.

[ + 22 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №97600
 08.05.2014
here here :
and...
9 is Frost resistance (can be used at temperatures up to -500 ° C without load and up to -400 ° C with load, including shock).

This is what makes the absence of the top index in the text format :-)

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №97599
 08.05.2014
Loan a carpet that you have in the garage
Has something burned? You have a small kitchen.
xxxh: suddenly I yesterday dendi newbought+ 10 cartridges to him, the pistol does not work on the bullets, shoot no, need a kineskopic jar
I am in the garage and with you at night.
ууу: come the telecome, the linen does not let, the first mommy with the night didn't let now the wife does not let

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №97598
 08.05.2014
xxx:"This time the Russian post broke the previous record — 6 days from the moment of arrival at the USPS point in Philadelphia before coming to my office"
XXX: 6 days
XXX: The Russian Post
XXX: How to Fuck
YYY: I don’t believe it :)
YYY: 6 days
Yyy: There only in a row can stand for 6 days

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №97597
 08.05.2014
I was small, the crowd carried and carried me in the transport, I pushed my legs to make it easier. One time they took, got up, I dropped my legs to the floor, five stops passed, and the floor under me moved))))))) The leg turned out to be someone)))))))

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №97596
 08.05.2014
[10:00:45] <minimus> I once sucked out the window as a child
[10:00:54] <minimus> but it was dark, rain and fifth floor
[10:01:01] <minimus> the perfect crime..

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №97595
 08.05.2014
My drunk neighbor, Gen. The director of a construction firm, yesterday complained to me about his wife: his wife persuades him all the time to drive her to various celebrations, banquets, anniversaries... And he himself is a man obedient to the law, so driving no drops in his mouth, and I really want to. And the wife enjoys, drinks delicious drinks, snacks... And when she returns home, the wife falls out of fatigue and... no sex under various pretext!( by
WOW: Well of course! She is the wife of Gen. The manager, and he is just a driver! What a sex!

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №97594
 08.05.2014
Weather changes much more frequently than we do here.
Maybe they have water there.
I: Aha, the northern ice reservoir.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №97593
 08.05.2014
BigBossik: It's all difficult here (to buy a big toy you need a pilot's license, to get a pilot's license - you need to know English, but with this I have had problems since childhood....Parents apparently in the bed with the flag of the USSR at night covered, so that nothing because of the iron curtain into my head did not flow...So from school foreign languages and I hate each other.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №97592
 08.05.2014
The girls are hugged! There are dozens of female characters there are so many men that you can count on your fingers! And there are some of the main characters almost dried up on the princesses and they are kissed! There are two boys! There are (almost) all the problems that only girls solve! There are several family couples, but of the six (and even nine) main characters, only one shows interest in boys! You say, the rainbow...

__________

I’ve never felt so motivated to see these pions.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №97591
 08.05.2014
xxx: You may know that I am not well with geography, especially when it comes to some unknown countries whose flags are not even in the instructions on the air refresher.

[ + 27 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №97590
 08.05.2014
@ar00t: Many are now thinking - whether to issue a passport, or better wait when Russia will be everywhere

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №97589
 08.05.2014
I go to the office where Vitalia is currently working. The brigade of their installers looks like mobile phones are pressed off by passers at night. He seemed to have worked before retirement in the KGB investigation department. At the reception, a little girl and the makeup of which Dracula is jealous. Yes, Vitaly himself is forever shaved and in the dirt, admin to chew him. But most importantly, the director over this zoo is a low, forever smiling, puffy man with a pursuit "Naf-Naf"!! to

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №97588
 08.05.2014
Remember, a student aunt came to us in communion to tell us about the harm of alcohol. They took us into a room and we went on to talk. I paid attention to her lecture when she painted a bottle of champagne on the board, a crab in it (bacteria, as she said) and explained that the garlic in champagne is because the bacteria crack. And pathetically asked if it was nice to drink a drink with gazes and bacterial bodies. And it would be nothing, but based on her lecture, this was the main reason not to drink alcohol.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №97587
 08.05.2014
"Miting Against Chaos"

The 40th millennium of the dark future has already arrived!! For the Emperor!! to

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №97586
 08.05.2014
Surprised by:

Only in Russia you are already serving with weapons, when passing the military-medical commission, you need to bring a certificate from a psycho- and drug dispenser, that you are not registered there!

Everyone has the right to go crazy. It is good that this process is monitored at least with some periodicity.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №97585
 08.05.2014
I’m almost 30 and I understand that it’s time to reconsider some things.
XXX: The Matrix... Star Wars... The Terminator can...

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