You know, I feel like I’m sympathetic to her. Well, she... how it will be, the opposite...
Wauu (sleeping voice): is it parasympathetic?
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But here is not. The first rulers were expelled from Paradise not for the occupation of the same (for this they were created), but for the fact that the apples were sprinkled in the dust. On the advice of friends.
“Kusumus Langus Pangus Kusmus!”
Do you think magic and someone now on the answers of mayl.ru tried to impose a curse on the moderator or call Ktolhu? Here is FIG for you!
The man remembered the name of the dish from cabbage "bigos".
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The means to increase desire in women is called "shuba". It works great.
YYY: And, paradoxically, it works regardless of the season (chess and mat representatives of traditional science).
A means to increase the desire in women is called a skilled lover, who is able to deliver her orgasm, and the shirt increases the imitation of the desire of women, if the lover only cares about the slime of his sexual tension.
>> Living with parents - their child; judging by style - young. Maximalism, "I am a personality" and all that. We swim, we know.
I also after a couple of first salaries tried to allocate separate shelves in the refrigerator, with a subsequent explanation of who I am, where I came from, what I can do and what arrangements to arrange (wherever, but separately). I realized.
Oh, that is, the fact that a person agreed on this with their parents (that is, the parents agreed, strangely enough!Isn’t it embarrassing you either? I’ll uncover a secret: when people say and promise one thing and do another, it’s not good. Even if these people are your parents.
x: "the majority of the population" is indifferent to everything in general. Except for alcohol and vodka.
Y: With a more or less normal life, yes!
Z: With enough vodka, any life is normal
How it is male-to try to force women to work almost free of charge.
and when refusing to threaten to write a complaint, to teach your sofa economy
Come with this mood in the garage to the men, you will be very surprised by the result.
and here
The aunt, too, should be glad that the egg was drawn, the kind he himself has already given a gift and honor.
Remove the crown, not all women are social prostitutes.
But people who read morality can not go to the store if you suspect that you don’t have enough and... probably only Vivaldi’s concerts are watching, scrupulously counting which philharmonic is two hundred cheaper.
We listen to and read ballet.
The Habr:
On May 5, Russian Communications Minister Nikolai Nikiforov announced the start of work on the creation of a domestic mobile operating system.
EYEaM: I also decided to do sports. I buy a gym subscription, sportswear, shoes. I waste a lot of money. And then I do nothing.
Expansion of the STL library for C++. The translator demonstrates how it is possible to go beyond the boundaries of common sense and broaden the eyes of the reader, using the principles of poor knowledge of the subject and tight trio in English. in the count.
How to hack Telegram and WhatsApp: no intelligence services needed
xxx: For everyone who has not yet included two-factor authorization for any reason: [link]
YYY is authentication.
zzz: Oh, this sect witnesses the dramatic difference between authorization and authentication and both from identification.
How will you file a complaint?
Another untouched was painted. For every dirty little thing with cheap pants, complaints in Rospotrebnadzor will be enough to soften it: "Mom, bring me back."
Take the next.
"Cast the evil aunt, she doesn’t want to work for free"?
14:05 Dear: Have you already worn a dress shirt and golf shirts, chested and dulled in expectation?
02:35 korvin: I have even split and shirt, and golf games, and even trousers. I lay in bed naked and drunk.
1st Platon - the money collected by the system will be used for urgent repairs of local roads
Here comes the abbreviation system:
– Tell me, Plato, will you give all the money to repair the roads?
Yes, the reduction
Is it not your money?
Yes, the reduction
So you really have no money.
You are right, short.
If you don’t have money, you don’t have to give anything.
How wise you are, short!
I look at the Ukrainian government – here is where Chernobyl has opened up!
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Celine Dion has a new phone call with a loud "And I will always love you"
In reality, it sounds like this every time:
"END AAAAAA... yk" - Celine Dion grabbed the throat and sucked )
A friend has a good habit of picking up the phone quickly ;)
From the wild sounds coming to my window, there is a feeling that I live next to the hell reserve - the abode of aliens, spiders or any other evil alien creatures. I realize that this is just a kindergarten.
Maxim: How is it?
Rinat: now I pump and all, there are no other problems
Maxim: We definitely need to use another word to define the installation of a new bill over the old one.
And do not overdo it. In the source, you wrote that with only interest (namely up to 5%) you earn 3-4 thousand dollars a year. Go to school, a millionaire!
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He buys bananas in the Lente for 45, and in his store in the depth of the bedroom he sells for 90. Here are the two centers and he lives.
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Looking for something new in the shops.
I entered the sample. I hear a woman talking on the phone in the neighborhood.
He spoke not long and suddenly said:
You know, I’m uncomfortable talking, I have my hands in the test.
I wanted to see what she was baking there.