Now (the spring) I live in a shale, eat a shale of urticaria, with garlic, which also grows, I make tea from rice leaves.
There is money for bread and salt. There will still be earnings, by autumn I will build a winter cage, bring rabbits for meat, chickens, gather, cut, dry apples.
Life is beautiful.
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Man, well you’re good, I can’t do everything at home, and you’ve spent a lot of time in the game!! to

Filed to: "Iron Man 2" The main character throws into the garbage basket a large plastic box full of hasty and juicy strawberries - in the hall a loud female breath of despair, comparable only to the reaction to interrupted sexual intercourse.! to

An English woman went to the bath when she remembered that she had forgotten to pull out a cake from the oven. Nagaia, she went down to the kitchen and pulled him out and heard a noise at the door. Thinking it was a bakery and knowing that he would leave the bread on the table in the kitchen if she didn’t open it to him, she hid in the kitchen toolbox. After a few moments the door opened and she, to her eternal shame, heard steps towards the closet. It was a gas maker who came to check the meter. “Oh,” said the woman, “and I was waiting for the bakery.” The gas driver murmured, apologized and left.

From my memories of school:
I tried to teach German with a physical education teacher.

Dante: We were burned up at the surgeon’s office today. After the last planned operation, the day-to-day anesthesiologist spent the rest of the day with the proud Painkiller inscription on the coat. He is still looking for a black marker. I don't know what revenge he invented there, but his smile and unhealthy glow in his eyes do not predict anything good.

A crying writer. The accountant calls his daughter. A bookkeeper is a famous hysteric and panicker. So here. calls to:
Allow me! A whistle... a scream! by Vika! Do not be silent!! Oh yeah! Why are you so breathing? What happened? Are you crying?! What Happened to Wika!! Don’t be silent!! Aaaah! and AA! A! Oh, you were screaming...

Kabasik: I feel more comfortable in a female society, because in a male society I have to drink vodka.

In the evening, my husband is allegric in front of the computer, I am already in bed. My husband sneezes, turns to me.
Husband: You are what? Are you blooming?
I: Yes, for a couple of days all this flower, and so much...
I have already tested you.

XXX is
As the cleaner in the coffee shop, where I work, said - fucking to fucking to change - time to waste.

XXX is
She is a grandmother.

Today, cats are smarter than each other. How did they get me...

"It is good that they did not take the capture at night," Medvedev said, "or black pirates are not visible in the dark."

How long have I been... and there are no canisters... (c)!!!! to

zeos: I girlfriend recently started bringing food to the computer, even when I am not=) it is so nice to come home and see delicious food at work=)=)=
Do you know why fish are fed at the beginning of the season?

at mistier: in a quiet vegetable - worms lead...

Shockstar: A gray bag and notepad named after Marinova Kirilla is lost.
Acid_man: Wherever on the forum Kirill's Marina is crawling, I'd like to pair you together.

xxx: I read on one website the biography of the geneticist Lysenko.
xxx: he is known for deriving the theory that the genetic code changes over the course of a human life.
He argued that if a cow's horns were to be carved for a long time, sooner or later they would cease to grow in her calves.
xxx: Killed Professor Vavilov’s response to this theory. At one of the conferences, he asked why then girls are still born virgins.
Tagged: XDDDD

Chelyabinsk is harsh, you say? In the Central Park of Kaliningrad, the inscriptions hang under the scratches: "Only for snowmen!"
So I see the squirts flying, hanging in the air and flying away, overwhelming housing policy.

“If one egg is buried in the heated sand of the desert, and the other is whispering in the wind near the snowy mountain Hu, you have strange thoughts in your head.”
Hwang Tin Fu, Thai thinker of the Jiang era, 6th century BC.

NATO troops will take a parade on the Red Square! Did they go up there?! to
YYY: Okay, let’s consider them prisoners?

XXX is:
Lewis Carroll, travelling through Russia, recorded the wonderful Russian word “those who are defending” (those whose rights he has, as he noted in his diary). with English letters. This word is horrifying...



No English or American can say this.
YYY :
Avoid the brain ?
YYY :
Is this the one who made the avatar?