Dr. Morf: After recent events with Crimea, the headline of the news "Lviv buses will be collected in Russia" no longer seems so unambiguous.

7 May 2014, 23:19 (MSK)
Saakashvili said he will not drown despite the "wave" that washed him off

It was not a wave.
The water was dropped...

Hobober walked through the hallway, he heard from the room where three girls lived, wild screams: "In the ass! Fuck it!" I looked, maybe something ;) They turned out to be banally dissatisfied with the set business plan. How boring to live.

First of May, nature, from the bushes a rushing perspiration is given, and a tragic whisper: - the pot does not boil

Do you do any press exercises?
Well, unless the flooring in the position of cancer and scratching a cat from under the couch side =_=

Over the past month, a dozen jokes have accumulated, to which the sea of comments about what the author is stupid.
I am curious, these are the same people who did not understand the joke about "roll on yourself", "operatively popping diving", "amplifier from magnetron" and other ironically-sarcastic?

It seems time to reopen the Captain Evidence section.

In the morning, going to work, my husband catches rubbish, we do not have a rubbish pipeline, there is a container at the bottom. Well, that day he was very in a hurry, ran past the container and already at the parking lot found a bag in his hands. Fuck, there is no time to go back, throw the garbage into the car (these were plastic packaging), such as in the evening after work, on the way back you can throw it out. Then put him back home, because he stopped again.
I tell my friend how my husband got stuck, and he says:
"It’s still a bit of shit, I’m like I’m sitting with garbage in the tram!"

About the beef:
All my life I thought there was only one.

Meat and Turkish drums.
Who plays it? <Name and name> caterpillar! (The Moscow)

A survey was conducted at work. found another

Meat and salt cabbage!
It rolls on the floor, no one eats it! (The Black Land)

Argentina’s manit negro is not trouble.
Kein ice zebra bobber - this is it!=)

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YYY: Yes for God’s sake. Robots are better than people. Among the robots I have not met any idiots.
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It was you, comrade, with our car dealer just didn’t have a deal...

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(Discussion of the photo where Aunt Toples washes the window)

O-va (13:29:56 7/05/2014)
Of course, I’m wildly apologizing for the fact that someone else is cleaning up at home?! to

Macluen (13:31:45 7/05/2014)
What is your address?

O-va (13:32:44 7/05/2014)
What is? The faces?

Macluen (13:33:01 7/05/2014)
Home of yours

O-va (13:33:07 7/05/2014)
December 29

O-va (13:33:08 7/05/2014)
and CHO

O-va (13:33:17 7/05/2014)
and

O-va (13:33:20 7/05/2014)
I understood

What city, what city?

Mike> (11:30 07.05.2014) In Moscow went snow and tanks.

How many times do you need to sneeze to get an orgasm?
I had a tough 20-minute sex with dust on the roof today.

From Habr:

Q: And what is the problem of going through the registration and not mating and not calling for violence on your page and in your repository of source codes?

WOW: And where is the guarantee that the call to violence will not be declared a line in the script of the kind “kill ${PROC}”?

xxx: your smiles are like Roman numbers
XXX: The Assessment of Humor
xxx is : )
The xxx :)
xxx to))
xxx :D
xxx : xd
YYY: )))))))))

Hello from Kiev. They are robbed in Russia. Crimea is also in charge. Congratulations to all of you.
We did not steal Crimea from you, it fled from you.

bionet: from news group south-east/anti-Maidan to vk:

If the National Guard does not stop blocking food cars for Slavyansk, then the Slavs will begin to eat prisoners, and then come and eat the army.

Men in note. correspondence with my husband.
Where did you put the chicken soup out of the refrigerator?
M: Ah, how would you say that...
M: I put it in the shell...
I: O_o
I: Did he bother you? and :)
M: No, I thought it was water from under the chicken =)
I: Well you thought right. Only the water out of the chicken is called "bullion" :)

The brother in the dining room stopped pouring half of the first portion. He insulted the working dining room and imposed European sanctions - he does not go there for lunch for 100 rubles, but goes to a nearby cafe for 200 rubles.

The Office Control...
xxx: And, most importantly, refuses so interesting... Even to be offended doesn’t work out... Access is closed, as these are websites for adults....
XXX is me!! And a suck. Or better, somewhere in the third size.