Guys who think that girls only need money from them - may take nothing more from you, right? The same goes for girls who think that all men need "only one" from them.

There was such a girl in Germany. She sought a job, went to the stock exchange, and when she was offered to be a prostitute in the bordell, she proudly refused. I lost my unemployment allowance. All is according to the law. Do you also want?
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Before she jokes about losing her unemployment allowance, she would read what it all really ended up like, instead of making up, ah.

Every time someone mentions his technical education, I think of a child boasting a chocolate medal.

kOmar: I told her - not to arrange the victories. She said that it was not a class, but a crowd of fools!
kOmar: Now he is sitting out, crawling and crawling at the same time. And he quotes, of course.
kOmar: What I liked most was the question "What is the Girl on the Ball".
kOmar: The first fool immediately said that this was a picture in a scattered folder.
kOmar: And the second, hearing that this was the wrong answer, asked to clarify, on the ball or on the ball.

Let the past remain in the past. Dima, why do you have yesterday’s bakup?! to

But not because I would have regretted the “lost richer” at this point, but because of the inconsistency of his external financial insolvency and the cost of his machine. I would be surprised if it was natural.
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And I have the first thought when seeing a badly dressed guy on an disproportionately expensive car would be "taken in loan, hardly paying."

What is a broadcast storm?
This is when the network started the clinic, sberbank and the post of Russia at the same time. Packages are pushed in rows, beating each other, falling and calling the datagrams prostitutes and drug addicts.

No, I have seen a lot of strange and crazy nicknames in my life.

But when today in Kings of Thieves I was told, “Your stone stole the Under-Eye.”

At the same time, this does not cancel the fact that the profession is really needed. Just like the public toilets.
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He admits that the profession is necessary, and he himself advises to learn the normal profession. You either take off the cross, or you take off the cowardly clothes.
A separate respect for those who believe that it is enough for a prostitute to stretch her legs to scratch money with a spade. The stereotype is similar to this: "Yes, programmers don’t have a job at all, you think the buttons are ticked, it would be better to go with the loaders".

In my youth, a fan came to my mother on the balcony (the fourth floor of a five-storey house). She opens her eyes - on the balcony a guy with a cake and flowers. “I dreamed,” thought my mother and closed her eyes back. But the neighbors from above called the police=))

I will launch a new brigade on Sunday.
I am going to help you.)
Theme: Meaning

to this:

Married for 10 years, have a son. I drink less, I do not smoke, I earn more than my wife. I normally and calmly communicate with my wife I do not argue, but after a while the wife begins to attack. It is worth behaving like a fool, mother and insult, the wife immediately becomes calm and does not emerge.
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Read the theory of TISS - the dark and light sides of the woman's psyche.
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And my personal imho is a survival. She periodically checks you for masculinity – that is, if she can catch up on your neck. You roar and she calms down – she’s next to the strong.

It was read.
I had M who lost his virginity at 27 or later. It was not popular in youth with girls. We met him later and I did not regret it. I’ve never had such sex and I didn’t know there was such a feeling. I didn’t know there was such an orgasm.)
I suspect that what was not easily obtained was appreciated more. Or maybe just hidden talents.
I still remember being married.)

Grandma, why do you have such a big liver?

You guess, the little bitch!

My husband has a brother Leah. He is unclean, but, as I would say, not of this world. The ability to communicate to the strengths of Lehi does not apply, but in the depths of his soul he knows that communicating with relatives is better than not communicating. Therefore, he diligently makes up questions about what he does not understand and does not want to understand.

He saw our three-month-old daughter for the first time. I looked at her for a long time, then asked if she liked riding a bicycle.

I, who always thought of myself as a sociable person, did not go after a word in my pocket, for the first time in my life I did not know what to answer.

Discussion of the new T-14 tank

xxx: This is not a lookout for shooting gillets
YYY: What is it? There are creatures.
zzz: This is a place for a standard cat

From the Voyager Forum.
Discuss video of a masturbating girl shot by a hidden camera.
XXXX is a performance. In the annotation it is stated that she is reading an erotic novel, and at 5 minutes clearly visible barcode by which a collection of algebra tasks for 11th grade is broken.
YYYY I’t be so categorical. Maybe it's a teacher catching up on high school students who will fuck up with these tasks tomorrow.)))
ZZZZ or high school masochist before the control, feeling pain and humiliation :D

I do not remember the movie, there is one of the heroes girl successfully treated from impotence for one night and is very proud of it. Every day and every time a new girl.

I tried to trick my German colleague into how they were able to get rid of the prostitutes in a Russian-language book. and Niall :)

It is simple:

Why is it not so with you?! to
That in the institute of female affection was not delineated was what later. When I was in school, I was naked like a socket. Not a beautiful man, not a smart man, not a deceitful man (not a wicked man, not a complete fool, not a lazy man)... No one was especially caught up, not everyone liked it, but it was a myth for me. He was married to a normal job after living with his bride for two years. What mercancy, what shit? Do we live in different universes?
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Of course in different! In their universe (head) the babies are mercantile creatures, and everyone sees only what is already in it, so they only notice such things, and when it does not appear, it is suspicious - probably a very cunning fox, but nothing, I know everything about her, what is in her head! You won’t take me by clapping the eyelids and hypocritical “better to walk in the park instead of a cafe”, surely on “everything earned by blood labor” is squeezed, waiting for me to lose alertness. Nihera, I can’t wait, ahha-ha-ha-ha-ha!!! Oh, left such a good one without even saying goodbye? I said they all need one.