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[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №63912
 07.05.2012
Elena
Hello, I need your help.

Georgi
Hi, always please) hopefully not music for dr?)

Elena
Tell me how it happens.
for the first time

Georgi
Are you serious?

Elena
I will soon be 18.
I decided to donate blood.
here

[ + 41 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №63911
 07.05.2012
Only in Belarus to buy wallpaper is more expensive than to glue a room with money.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №63910
 07.05.2012
by Darth Traya:

They punished the gods.
She likes to catch without asking for other people’s things.
We worked in the basement, and she was lazy to go to the bathroom to wash her hands, so she pulled the bottle out of the shelf (please note the top and the distance). a bottle of soda, but inside a selfie from yesterday))
Wizgu was
It is still enough, but cautiously. I think to consolidate the experience with soda and menthol.
Just like a cat in the hallway.)

[ + 35 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №63909
 07.05.2012
St. Petersburg is the cultural capital of the country.

I go home from the subway. Happy spring anyway! Looks too happy. Two guys run out.
Do you want E?
and no.

We are on different sides.)

[ + 35 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №63908
 07.05.2012
The woman gave birth to a son for 4 hours a day with a wheelchair in the sun! and everyone is surprised to ask, “Did you, while the wife was in the nursery, manage to swim south?”and :)

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №63907
 07.05.2012
Talk about Photoshop:
XXX: And you’re my nonsense somewhere. :)
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Where are the blacks under your eyes: Do you miss her? to return?
XXX: No, I don’t have to.
XXX is comfortable.
You can’t shave.

[ + 35 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №63906
 07.05.2012
Why are they all so confident? As if they know who sits under the ground. People are all different. In terms of sensitivity, sensitivity, emotionality, and moreover, a complex scheme of circumstances, factors and coincidences. You can bring a wife to orgasm by stimulating the milk glands and nearby surroundings - good. I don’t like anal. You are all different. Events are different. The perception of these events as well. What happened before them. All of the above appear to be common features, but they are not absolutely the same. Stop connecting your brain to yourself and others.

Here is the universal answer to the stones of any post!!! Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!! to

[ + 40 - ] [7 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №63905
 07.05.2012
AAA: Are you not happy that your compatriot broke through? Are you happy to be studying in London? Does he make money from what he likes to do? The fucking mentality.

I want all who are better than me to die, and I become the ruler of the world and God. Don’t you want that?

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №63904
 07.05.2012
X: where better after school to go to learn to cook or car mechanic
Throw the coin
X: and if on the ribbon? ))
A: Throw it again.
Better to give up three times.
The decision is serious, you cannot trust the blind chance.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №63903
 07.05.2012
Oh, what a healthy cat! What a moustache! What are you feeding him?
It’s not mine, it’s my neighbor. We have a good relationship, and he sometimes visits me.
The neighbor or his cat?
Yyyy: Khm-khm... Both... By the way, the neighbor’s mouth is also naked.
What do you feed your neighbor?

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №63902
 07.05.2012

Artem
The most suspicious thing is that Adolf Aloysievich did not chew Austria and the German regions of the Czech Republic. And Switzerland, which is all of itself German, did not even bite.

Are aliens really living there?

Margarita
No = No = No Just the rich burgers who sponsored Hitler kept money there.

I’m wondering why the banks are giving money.

Artem
Because there are aliens, obviously.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №63901
 07.05.2012
As if they know who is under the ground rediscovering...

Make a comic on the subject!! to

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №63900
 07.05.2012
I love my dad :D

Dad, can I pierce another hole in my ear?
Take your ears on your ass!

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №63899
 07.05.2012
The average person weighs 20-30 times as much as a cat. And if you throw a stick to a cat, it is the same as throwing a chair to a person.

Average weight 0.5 kg
(Presumably is

Average cat weight from 3.5 to 5.5
Minimum average for cats
Maximum average for a cat

Average weight 50 - 80
Minimum average weight of the woman
Maximum weight for men

Total of:
Cat weight ratio: 1 to 7 - 1 to 11
Cat weight ratio: 1 to 14

Weight "square" for a person:
0.5 * 14 = 7 kg, that is, 2 cats))

Average weight of the chair 14 kg
that is, chair / person 14/50 - 14/80 = 1/3 - 1/5

Conclusion 2: Weight "chair" for cat:
0.5 * 3 = 1.5 kg, approximately equal to the weight of the oatmeal 1,65

I like it)

[ + 39 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №63898
 07.05.2012
B. Notkin: "Most Russians are confident that Strauss-Kahn was..."
Imho: Most Russians go to Strauss-Kahn to sleep with a device.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №63897
 07.05.2012
The mind is given to a woman to give her shortcomings for her merits.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №63896
 07.05.2012
Time to arm! War has begun! The first spy mosquito was killed.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №63895
 07.05.2012
Put an expander or hose in the sorter. No need to read any labels.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №63894
 07.05.2012
Commentary on the departure of the NBA Dallas champions in the first round of the playoffs:

Novice coat
The Germans were not always lucky in May.

[ + 41 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №63893
 07.05.2012
Alone is
I am an antiphotogenic.
In the mirror like a ninja, and immediately in the place you take a picture and fu fu fu fu fu.

Natalia
The problem of the 21st century.
You need a PrntScrn button on the mirror

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