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[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №113099
 07.05.2015
He is so foolish that he was once trapped with activated coal.

[ + 23 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №113098
 07.05.2015
It’s simple: there’s such a thing as your circle of communication. Every circle of communication has its values. If the girls who are in your circle of communication, the main values are not feelings and love, but material well-being, then yes - for all the girls mercantile prostitutes. But it is only about you and your circle of communication.
But of course the message of the type: "And what do you water me here, without babies nobody will give you!", sometimes just stunned. People live in some narrow, limited world, but claim absolute truth. Especially delivered the post of a 30-year-old virgin (type believe him that girls without money do not give). You know how to believe a person who submitted 10 applications to different universities and was refused to do without a bastard. And the fucking thing is not that he did not prepare, or enters universities not according to his specialty, the thing is that he does not have a bachelor. And the example of the tens of thousands of people who acted is a hurt. He paid 100%, he knows it.
In fact, every girl has a relationship goal: Who wants material stability, someone of romance and pure love, somebody needs a “cool guy” to get rid of their girlfriends. And the task of any person starting a relationship is to understand to which category his chosen person belongs, and to decide whether it is worth continuing the relationship with her.

Z is. I married without having any money, happy in marriage for the fifth year.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №113097
 07.05.2015
I had to go to the girl, as immediately or with a little delay a competitor appeared.
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The heh. "Please pretend you are my boyfriend. A caretaker must be taken away." Approximately this is what it looks like on the other side, from the friendzone.

[ + 18 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №113096
 07.05.2015
< a long life description of a picturesque fool and a woman in love with him>
I don’t understand you, girls. I really do not understand. That’s why you’re so attracted to fools. Really bad fools.
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But here my neighbor is dragging all the dirt from the washing in the apartment. Boxes of all kinds, clothes, bottles, once even a broken sofa pulled. And when the apartment stopped accommodating, he started storing on the staircase until the neighbors rebelled. I don’t understand you guys. I really do not understand. That’s why you’re constantly dragging cloth from the straw into the house. Really no bad stuff.

Why am I? No need to summarize. Do not judge all women by one masochist; it is as ridiculous as judging all men by one masochist.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №113095
 07.05.2015
I watched the first season of "The Last Hero". The year 2001. I was jealous.
You are on a deserted island in the Caribbean, the sun, palm trees, half naked people. And then Sergey Bodrov sails, wishes a good day, shakes his hand, congratulates him on his birthday, delivers wine.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №113094
 07.05.2015
We work in a large organization and support 1c bases throughout Russia. During the processing of applications came this:

Application from Arkhangelsk: Ivanov was in the program and with 01.01.1000 made changes in the program, please return everything back....
Arkhangelsk was founded by the decree of Ivan the Terrible in 1584, what data could there be for 1000 years?

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №113093
 07.05.2015
XX: so that you realize the degree of naive celibacy of July: I saw the ad on the column "Work for girls. 8 to 911"
She called and asked if they would be suitable for an employee without work experience, but with a higher medical education.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №113092
 07.05.2015
In Belarus a tax on tuna has been introduced. Do not work? So pay taxes, or you live with no idea what money, you probably have them to the fucking.

And in the village of one, in the same country, two men who helped a relative to mount the roof, fined decently, because they do not have the license of an individual entrepreneur, and they themselves admitted that they worked for sleep and food, and the food is also worth money.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №113091
 07.05.2015
From the Dating Forum:
"First time I married for love, second time by phone"
"The fucking car replacement in the phone! By calculation of course!"

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №113090
 07.05.2015
I explain from my own experience:
Oh is? So why does the vast majority of girls choose fools? Not only for sex, but also for life together. Then they cry and complain. But they don’t leave, yes. Or other fools. Or are they trying to go to the normal, but already having a child, and such nafiga is normal?

Every girl sincerely believes that love changes a man. Thanks to Hollywood.
Most fools at the beginning of a relationship behave like princes. Stars, poems and flowers are included.
3) Part of m... appear to be just good guys with small life problems that are about to be solved and everything will go wrong. According to experience, the black strip in their lives is not a strip, but a favorite background color.
4) To get out of such relationships is worth Munchausen's efforts, because the mud is mud and it is mud.
If he’s a fool, you’re always a princess, and you’re always right. You are the benefactor of the unhappy. It is a pity that he will disappear. And suddenly he will be good with another: offensive.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №113089
 07.05.2015
After four years, we didn’t talk and met. It turned out to have started to do pool dancing, to go to the gym, to eat well.
(In addition, you can add cabbage and cabbage). Suddenly, life played with new colors, the bridesmaids broke up, good friends,
interests have appeared.
Why am I this? No matter what, run away.
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I do not go to training. I do not eat oatmeal with turkey (because it is not delicious), but meat, potatoes, ham, vegetables.
But why do you have friends, the interest in life does not disappear.
Why am I? You don’t have to force the whole world to live by your own pattern.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №113088
 07.05.2015
XXX: Stalin is finally dead.
But someone has written 4 million donations, think about it.

Terran is Terran? Oh yes no, judging by the cruelty, he is the queen of the grasslands.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №113087
 07.05.2015
Evgenia: Hey, there is a friendships of a person, then he stops writing, you think he is probably tired of his friendships, and he finds himself in SIZO.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №113086
 07.05.2015
The radio amateur forum. The participant publishes a photo of the antenna with a white cat sitting on it and asks: "Who will determine - what antenna? In what range? What is the frequency?"
One of the answers: "The photo depicts the "wave kitten" antenna with asymmetric feeding five times a day. The range - "court-freezer-sofa", not further than 300 meters. The resonance is clearly expressed - white. Polarization is the most convenient - lying. The width of the orientation chart is impressive, but it runs through the door".

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №113085
 07.05.2015
Most fools at the beginning of a relationship behave like princes. Stars, poems and flowers are included.
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If it were so. But there are amazing examples. The example of a relative.
Her husband (and later her husband). He stole from her entire family. His brothers. Sister and mother are not allowed into the house. She was herself. Her daughter from her first marriage. Then he stole and sold her car. I didn’t work all that time. Then he went to prison. After leaving prison, he is no longer working anywhere. Before the wedding, I handed the engagement rings to the Lombard.
She went on two shifts and gave birth to her second child.
I don’t understand you, girls. I really do not understand. That’s why you’re so attracted to fools. Really bad fools.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №113084
 07.05.2015
Answered
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The mathematical question is, is the outer area of the sphere equal to the inner?
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If a sphere is a mathematical model, it is equal. In this case, the thickness of the wall of the sphere is zero, as is the width of the straight line or the thickness of the plane. If a sphere is a real object, then the areas are different because any real material has a certain thickness, at least in one atom.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №113083
 07.05.2015
Grandma, grandma, why do you have such a big console?

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №113082
 07.05.2015
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Ohyoy
This pocket

You are literate! I’m going to "what" put)))

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №113081
 07.05.2015
Are the foxes only red?
YYY: They are white.
Zzzz: But it’s a dog.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №113080
 07.05.2015
In the quiet family harbor sometimes drowned and former sailors.

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