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[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №29675
 07.05.2010
Probably more than half of users of IE6, 7, 8 on the question "What browser do you use?" will answer "I don’t know"...

[ + 133 - ] Comment quote №29674
 07.05.2010
Nato is:
I saw the poster of the concert of the memory of Zykina, and there among all kinds of "Bilan" and so on. There is a group "Chief". Here is their place! Rockers are fucking!
_______ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___
My son, I jumped at rock concerts, and when you were in the garden in a pot, I made a rock show in one city.
I adore Ludmila Zykina and I adore Chefs. You are just a fool. You understand nothing.
Brothers support me.

[ + 104 - ] Comment quote №29673
 07.05.2010
***So here is a request to the company Adobe: please do in the following Russian version of Photoshop function: "Remove from the wall this fucking BABY COVER!".*** by

They did it! Check out the CS5 version.
I would say that they added a piece of ten buttons "do a pitch"
It is not only the carpet that can be removed by yourself. With a mouse, but also a person from the carpet in one and a half or two minutes, and the carpet will automatically become what it should have been without the person hiding it.

Bring them guys. Let the people know that the buttons "do pitch" already exist ;)

[ + 94 - ] Comment quote №29672
 07.05.2010
Comment on the news that our military liberated the tanker:

Counter terrorist win!! to

[ + 90 - ] Comment quote №29671
 07.05.2010
Soon to the statements:

"I have sickness and sclerosis. The school does not understand"

[ + 81 - ] Comment quote №29670
 07.05.2010
ILL :and all frozen in waiting for 3D porn...

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №29669
 07.05.2010
What a nice Nick you have. Funny and funny.
Cat Behemot: I love this hero
XXX: I don't remember, I don't think I've seen this cartoon

[ + 92 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №29668
 07.05.2010
I remind you:

When the Nazis took the Communists,
I was silent, I am not a Communist.

When they were all left-handed,
I was silent, I am not a leftist.

When they took all the trade unions,
I did not protest, I am not a trade unionist.

When they took all the Jews,
I was silent, I was not a Jew.

When they took me,
No one protested.

by Martin Niemöller

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №29667
 07.05.2010
His greed had no limits, was derivative and was not expressed through elementary functions.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №29666
 06.05.2010
About Proverbs and Speech:
It does not smell...

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №29665
 06.05.2010
XXX: The male frogs are rapists and murderers.
YYYY: Pepeaz, I did not expect this from them.

[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №29664
 06.05.2010
My mom made the smoke.
"Thanks to you! You cannot communicate with me! You have no conscience and no money!"

[ + 107 - ] Comment quote №29663
 06.05.2010
The Rosary:
My girlfriend plays in WOW. And recently she changed the vpn connection to a proxy (the provider has something blurred, temporarily). There was a problem, the application did not want to connect to the Internet. Well, I think I’ll come back tomorrow, I’ll make her feel.
I come, the picture with oil: Ubuntu 9.04 rotates on the computer (how did I put it?) configured proxychains (???) And on the ubound under the waian fun whirls WoW O_O. I don’t know anything about my half.
____________________
The horns slept.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №29662
 06.05.2010
vaychelfigase: yes... I am so standing next to the hangers at the sweaters embroiled in one hood and I am standing thinking buying not to buy pretending what it will be me with something to wear. here the girl fits with such an interested look touches me for the jacket says chatting a guy mainly to her I so hop think she touches me? Well, after 15 seconds when I got out of my mind, I leave and she’s like a whistle "oh!!! I thought you were a manic, sorry.!" )

[ + 105 - ] Comment quote №29661
 06.05.2010
Snapp: Imagine I went last week to the Green Country store in Peter in Tallinn with my thermos. He chose for his wife pots of flowers and all kinds of fertilizers for plants. And today, quite by chance, I find my thermos in the same store, in the department of the country's household, on sale among other thermoses. It turns out, in my last visit, while I was picking pots, I left it somewhere on the shelves in the store. And careful sellers took him to the right department. They were not even confused that the thermos was torn off the pen, and there was undrunken tea inside.

[ + 84 - ] Comment quote №29660
 06.05.2010
And let’s wish all those who are defending their diploma this summer (especially those who haven’t started yet) to stop distracting and finally start writing. And then his (diploma) successful defense =)))
People, please support me! =) is

[ + 83 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №29659
 06.05.2010
I found an avocado! tomorrow on the question "do I need a package?" will proudly answer "No!"

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №29658
 06.05.2010
Give me two numbers and I’ll find a match between them.
xploser2: 4 and 21.....
gmouse: 21 = 7*3 4 = 7-3 will come? and :)

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №29657
 06.05.2010
Why do all the girls give flowers and I break with stools??? Oh and O))

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №29656
 06.05.2010
Today I saw in the store of a friend his daughter.Very sensible child 6 years old)
Running around the store with a large package of juice, the following conversation occurred:
You can’t drink juice!
Why then, daughter?
Because it will end!

You will not argue 😉

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