Not passed by:
Do not pass by:
They have been together for seven years, six of them married. During the honeymoon, the spouse injured her back on the ski, now she, as doctors say, "spinal" - a complete paralysis of everything below the neck. It is incurable. It is forever. Recently, her condition has deteriorated - she has stopped talking, only looking and crying without stopping. The whole life is just work and endless evenings at her bed. I read her books, adapted the TV to make her comfortable watching, feed her with a spoon, clean, wash... Even periodically buy her beautiful underwear and perfume. I love her. It crazy. I do not want to give up. Her father offered euthanasia, and I almost killed him. All her relatives left her except me. My parents hate it, they say it’s a burden. Her friends came to her for the last time five years ago. PMP of both of us, maybe in heaven we will be better...
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I even cried (
You regulate the weather and so on. We wish them happiness and prompt recovery! As you know, nothing is impossible. [...] Let us prove it!
This is one of the most important things in the world.
You will definitely be fine!
BOR – we support it!
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You will all be well. The leader said so.

by Volkot:
The Russian government needs to turn off all social networks for a couple of days and the demographic problem will be solved!
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The demographic problem will be solved first.
Then it turns out that the idiots have multiplied.

mk_rama: Every morning, at about the same time, someone’s alarm screams under my window. You can get up at work.
SHADOW: This is the new Lada-Kalin. Now with the alarm!

All coders faced the fact that the written code should work, checked 100 times from top to bottom, and it doesn’t work!
And who had it: you look at the code, you see that it will not work in any way, there is a mistake in this line, but it works smoothly, and as you would like!

The Japanese have not invented anything that the Russians would not have broken.

A joke about rubber ducks. We go on spring hunting. On the lake we look at a bunch of ducks beautifully sitting... colorful spring. And no one...
With a bunch of ground on the dirt from two sides - we get to the shot. Bach how to chew and again in general you will understand 20 meters to the ducks - 3 times we scared from both trunks. The duck why then quietly swims on the waves - in the joke again a couple of trunks... And in the complete silence from the other shore wild laughter - behind the bushes sits a company of hunters with shells / vodka. In general, they didn't even get offended - you grit so deliciously on the partisan dirt that we didn't ruin your holiday.

A boy teaches a girl to drive a car.
I told you to brake, what did you do?
I started to brake, but something didn’t work out.
Yes, right: you started to brake, and you had to press the brake!

I explained :)
to this:
About this:

I saw the vapstee of the frame)))) I stood in a traffic jamming - in the neighboring row just in front of the red pass. On the left turntable transparent sticker with the inscription "SENO", on the right - "SOLOMA"

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I'm glad that at least 25 people understood what humor is :)
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I don’t think of anything, maybe someone will tell me.

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In ancient times, when peasants were recruited to the army, they were bound a bunch of seed on their left hand, and on their right hand - straw. Because they were illiterate and did not distinguish where right and where left. That is how they commanded this army "On Syeyeeno! One and two" The peasants after such a command turned to the left, because they distinguished the seed from the straw perfectly :)

I am just risky. I love to run, but I can’t run.

to this:

Fuck the revolutionaries, go off the bor!! to
I came here to beat, to fuck, to steal!! to
Education will be paid, medicine will be paid!! to
I’m here to eat, not to read your brown stuff!! to
I want to forget about the problems of Russia here, but here too, they have appeared, the fucking fucking ones, who sweat all and all with their agitations!!! to
Go on, pirates and naked!! to
Please support me, maybe it will happen!
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I support, not to climb on the only holy...

here

If we in Belarus someone travelled with a lightning at a meeting, he would cut the forest in Siberia...Heh Moscow....we don’t even have a lightning in Batska)
and...
You and Siberia are not.

Protect yourself and you will jump a swap-free zigzag.
No, I’m going to crawl an indifferent butterfly.

Xxx: Advice what is better to buy: vas 21124 or "kalina" 2007-2008 g.v.

Yyy: I’m better than Kalina, I’ve been driving for the fourth year, I’ve only changed oil, pads and rubber, so far there are no problems.

Zzz: I'm hz on Kalina, I'm riding on a 14th just six months - so far I'm satisfied. However, after the Lexus GX470 there are some inconveniences - in particular, the engine is weaker (160 takes only on a good road, and under the hill is clearly easier), the capacity is smaller and there are no armrests at the seats - that is, it will be harder to sleep in the car with comfort. How these aspects of the case are with Kalina is not known.
PS: There is a 14th bicycle. Audi, BMW and Mercedes with a good sound insulation of the cabin usually do not hear and the left row does not release.

Xxx: o_o

Give the button "Have you gone naked, plaxa!"

We had one blonde girl in the group, a real one, asking stupid questions, tapping the eyelids and painting the hairy sponges in pink 15 times per couple. One day, she comes to college and reports that she is pregnant. What to do - to rejoice or to cry - she has not yet decided, but on numerous questions How did it happen? Why are you not protected? She replied very unexpectedly: "We were protected! for the first time. And then he said to me that no more need, the empty bullets will go on! Hike"
I wonder if he was hot or really wanted to get married?? to

The year 1996. I was in the 10th grade school with an in-depth study of foreign languages. And here in the summer a group of Americans, our peers, came to us for a couple of weeks, so that we could talk to native speakers, and they could see how we live here. You even needed to take one American home for a few days - to introduce the household, etc. Then I took the girl Jennifer to my grandmother’s village. There was another village next door. It was called the Happy Mountain. I, taught English in the Soviet traditions, without suspicion, translate the name: Gay Mountain. She looked at me so frightened, asking, and why did they call me so? I say, well, probably people there live like that.
Then I found out)

It is not difficult to govern Russia, but it is completely useless.

Alexander II

Fata1ex: Peter Ivanov was hospitalized due to a serotonin overdose. He scratched polyethylene with puppies during sex.

to this:

I read the program of transmissions of the TNT channel on May 9. All day they show ‘Star Wars’ and this is their anniversary.
Those... the dudes. Interestingly, in the U.S., on Independence Day there are channels that show movies "Lenin in October", "Chapaev", "Liberation" and "Communist"?
You guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you have no conscience.
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To the dark side of hatred will lead you, young fellow!

to this:
Discrimination of Tea:

In response to this:
What about your reflexes?
YYY: great... one day he poured tea, burned himself with steam and reflectingly threw the cupboard out the window... O_o
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I am just going home, I hear the scream upstairs with the mates, I look upstairs, and I am flying into the tea...
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The master takes me to pour water, and I feel the smell of another cup of tea from him, well, I do it and boil.
And he looks at me in the window...
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It means putting me in the tea. They start to warm up, from such a dullness my drying dimmed... I woke up already in freedom...