Conversation of two friends:

Artist
If you had a penis... every morning you get up and he wakes up... well, more accurately, he is already up, and you are not yet... but you still have to shave.

Artist
She herself

Parradoxx
It is all shit.

Parradoxx
Look at it on the other side - you get up and your member is happy))))))))

If we had a plan before May 7, then now we will just suck our leg hard.

And what for the weekend?
Timor: Da Hert knows him. If no one has offered anything, we will lay on the couch in front of a large screen with a projector, we will cover up with a pledge and we will watch movies and drink beer, and in the breaks to fuck.
White: Oh... a good idea!
Milla, not with you.

NOKS: OK
dart_angela: that is okay
NOKS: not sent there
dart_angela: what is not there
OK, not there...
dart_angela: what is it
NOKS: Fuck, I should have sent someone else and I sent you a fuck.
NOKS: Do not stumble.
dart_angela: what do you listen to I don’t know what you’re talking about
NOKS: All Run
dart_angela: where to go
NOKS: Fuck...

Hi, let’s meet you!!! to
It is : go :)
How do you work... Where do you live?
She is... Academic...
And where you live...
I mean, at the Academy! (Metro station "Academic")
He: And we may meet...
What do you communicate with the capsule?
He: I did not understand.
She: So you hold the shift?
You don’t like big letters!!!I write differently...
Blonde to Blonde!

XX: Students in the shelter usually wake up from the sudden silence.

<YouRock> our wheel was previously in the courtyard, from manish Ural...I wanted to twist the nipple...he flew with such a whistle that adrenaline flowed through the pants....

The first channel, "Good morning":

So if you gathered in the store, and you do not have a package at hand, then we can make it ourselves, for this we take the package.

Forum, theme "Experience of implementation of QNX in airborne control systems"

Yantux wrote that they passed the DO-178B certification, but did not write the level (A,B,C,E).
My favorite question is what happens if the module counts the division by zero. Did they go through this test?
Heckfy> So it is in the Red Sea area ten years ago enemy aircraft have already tested - reboot OS. and :)
Marten> not the Red, but the Dead, there is a negative height compared to sea level
Tom Sawyer is not Red, but Dead, and not to zero, but to a negative value, and does not overload the OS, and the plane turned up with the legs :)
Anonymous> and did not turn, but flew backwards
Anonymous> And petroleum did not eat - but produced and pumped back into tanks!

The xxx:
We decided to die with the root with who has more member.They took pictures from the digital in the same mode from the same distance...scuco...he had more at 7kb.

A friend with me read to my daughter (4-5 years old) a fairy tale about a wolf) I came to an episode with a wolf and decided to describe a wolf, and the daughter had to guess that this is the same wolf!
Dialogue (father -P, daughter-D)
P – And here he will jump out, big grey who?
D. He looks incomprehensively but tries to remember who he is.
P – Well, one with a big fist and sharp teeth...
D = the same reaction
P is very scary.
D = is the answer
With a big grey tail.
D - the eyes burst into the fire, she guessed - gives out: WHITE!!! Dad is a white man.)

I couldn’t break up 10 minutes.

Clearly not where they clean up, but where the guard with a rifle...

I recently decided to take my cat to the veterinarian. He has been in England for a year.

in a happy, unveterinary existence, and I thought it was time

check it for depression, worms and vaccinations.



Running forward, I will notice that among its few merits (a – black, b

Neither a special mind nor a soft character are counted. During the

During previous visits to the veterinarian, her three brain cells switched.

Giving one of two results:

1) Total apathy and silent horror. In this case, you can do something with her.

Anything, including binding the tail with a batch, and painting the beetles in a siren

The color.

2) The panic. In this case, she matters everything and a couple of minutes, and then

Neurons return to position 1.



That is, taking the conclusions from the above, nothing supernatural I

I did not expect. Oh how I was wrong...

While we sat in the waiting room, nothing predicted the followers.

of events. The cat sat darkly in the cage, and occasionally cried (not too much)

Loudly) on a nearby mess of a calf with the Saint Bernard. After minutes

15th of this uvertury, we (or more precisely her) caused radiating joy and

An aglyctic veterinarian.



My visit can be divided into two distinct phases – the first 15 seconds and all of them.

The rest of time. For the first 15 seconds I opened the cage and the veterinarian

She was a “good little cat.”

At the 16th second, I opened the cage, and from there a “good-haired” flew out.

A small cat.” Her brain clearly switched to position No. 2, and as she said

The prosecutor is very cynical. She began to scream and

Barricaded behind the blinds. I naively tried to get her out of there.

As a result of which I was almost made a hybrid of the Blind Pew and the One-Foot.

and silver. Very quickly lost his affection and cat loving.

The veterinarian ran for help.

The help came in the face of another cat-loving veterinarian, who

joined our growing club of potential

after the cat tried to make her speed

of plastic surgery. Transition of the small brain to the position No. 1, which I

I hoped, it did not happen.

The veterinarians promptly consulted, and polently offered an examination.

today do not do, put the cat in a cage, and send us both as

can go on. The first and third points were not surprising for me.

I had some doubts about the effectiveness of the second. Doubts were

Divided by the veterinarians after the cat broke up.

all veterinarians, as a profession, and their

Personalities in particular.



At this point, we left the room. The cats were well heard.

In the waiting room we were met by the nervous eyes of the spectators.

The trainer. The rabbit sitting in a cage on the knees of a pale aunt,

Rhythmically, he stared at the door. The situation has not yet been

It was critical, but quickly went beyond the usual.

I was promptly called to the doctor’s office. First of all, she

She stated that in 15 years of practice, they have not had anything similar. (I have

There was an immediate pride in the crap. According to these laws, they

I am responsible for all injuries at work, and I am responsible for all injuries at work.

She will no longer leave the office. I was offered two alternatives.

(But she noticed in advance that I’t like the second one.) The first

The local Crocodiles Dundee were called with reassuring gifts.

The second is to sleep the cat. I slowed down and asked how much.

They are going to sleep her. After she explained to me

I agree with her, I didn’t like the second option.

At that moment, the very fact that it came to her mind, seemed to me

A slightly excessive reaction. By the back I realized that she decided,

I caught a crazy animal.

I didn’t like the first option too, but it went away on its own.

Because the captors of predators did not work on Saturdays. So far, the cat

tried to catch a small loop (which she bite over) and catch

The gloves (which she bite)



The clinic was closed and we reached an impasse. The Cat

I was barricaded in a slightly dispersed office, left in

the waiting room, and the entire clinic (i.e. the veterinarians) was removed from the

The extraordinary meeting which resulted in the decision

call the owner of the clinic, so that he personally sets the order.

I didn’t care, in my opinion, they could have called the queen, Gordon.

Brown and Harry Potter, so that they all get along with this angry girl.

Panther of the Brain. After half an hour of waiting in the unforced

In the atmosphere of the cowboys before the duel, the chief doctor appeared.

After a quick presentation, he asked me with Van Helsing’s tone, no.

Have I been bitten? I am not today.

I was bitten, and the fact that the cat is my favorite and daily activity, I decided.

Not to mention. And I did something that I had to do an hour ago.

She handed her papers on vaccines.



This made the situation a bit clear, which the boss quickly put into the veterinarians.

A piston on the subject of the fact that it is just a small scared cat, and

He walked boldly into the office. After 0.14 seconds and one cat cries, he is out of it.

has flown out. After his face acquired a natural color, he was silent.

He put on a coat, wrapped a towel on his hand, and asked him to wish him good luck.

entered again.

The next few minutes a cat mat was delivered from the office, intermittent.

Reassuring sushi, wearing, however, a bit hysterical

The Shadow. The stucco moved evenly along the perimeter of the room, shaded

another falling device. I have financial in my head.

The calculator has jumped through the maximum number of characters and

With tears, he resigned.



After half a minute of silence from the office appeared sweaty and slightly

A disheartened doctor. The cat clearly felt that for the full benefit of her

Something was missing, and finished in the style of modern installations. in the hands

He had a cage covered with a towel. After that I

He took his cage, the veterinarians formed around us both.

an empty space in a radius of one and a half meters.

I understood what a real gentleman meant. Not only did they take me.

I apologized, but also apologized for the inconvenience. I don’t understand, w

what was the inconvenience that caused me, but I had a guess of

The inconvenience caused him, and I apologized for the company.

In a month we have to make a home visit, for some reason.

They don’t want me to go to the clinic anymore.

Marriage is a relationship in which one party is always right.

The second is the husband.

Thank you dear veterans! Thank you for giving us life!

X: Did you read the song Private on the tower?
y: it's a frog, I poured a pig whistle from the casper into the phone, so almost the whole car with eggs turned around.

[08.05.2008 17.30]Veter: It is even somehow inconvenient to write to German clients that tomorrow we will not send them documents because of a non-working day in honor of the national holiday on May 9...

Dear friends of admin!! Well be people, well do you do so that the button "A Next" exactly at 24:00 Moscow time changed to "Sleep"well or what kind of thing...
The scream of the soul... can not even stumble...

Happy Victory Day to you!
If you have relatives, don’t forget to congratulate them.

If this quote reaches the top, Dark Rider will run through Arbat in strings. And after him Zoe and all the other anonymous.