From the "useful surveys":

Which news delights you more?

4th (with 2% of votes) – Prince William married
Third (16% of votes) – bin Laden killed
second (18% of votes) - Six thousand officials punished for lying in income statements

and leads with an overwhelming overwhelming (64% of votes) news that "Ancient human-like “shellfish” were recognized as herbivorous")))

A conversation between two soldiers:
How did you know you were a stone?
Well how. The mayor approached and said, “You are a stone maker.”

Yura: Fact, I understood what intuitively understandable interface means is when through some unknown ass you have done everything as you need, but you can't repeat it for nothing.

My grandmother best described Russian democracy:
"They say Putin will soon be Putin again"

You are such a beautiful couple! You probably had a very romantic acquaintance!
Oh yes. He whispered to me in a wow: "pvp or sassal?" and I realized it was love...

He spent two days scanning 2,500 pages.
I scanned it and decided to check how much it weighed.
As usual, press Shift+del.
Dolby

XXX: There they put an experiment to see if a dog can navigate by smell.
The man was washed as much as he could, then the water was poured into the bench and sprayed on the field. The dog found him.
Pritchin, in anti-gas and three costumes that do not smell

YYY: The dog?

My grandmothers are going to die!
WOW: Are you laughing?

I finally got the seeds!!! to
I am free! 😉

A drunk tractorist carrying a hose with oil always falls with oil down.

The most terrifying phrase when defending a diploma: "Author write more!"

The couple that loves adventure the most is vodka and ass.

Throw what shit you take a new bubble of air refresher in the sorting you press a button and the pipet stream as it breaks, very loudly swirls.and throw enough to measure the diameter of the pipe, the pressure of the pumped gas and everything, it seems to me that they are in the factory pumping gas into the bubble and with the words"a little more"add a couple of atmospheres
and smoked?
-Yes

from ZH:
What does it have to do with the EP?
The speaking bird has nothing to do with ER because it is intelligent and intelligent.

My friend took a kitchen knife in his hand, said a replica from an unknown source:"And then he got the sword from nowhere, hit the stick three times and broke it into 12 equal parts" and with these words horrored the waffle on the plate and... don’t believe 12!!!!! to
It remains only to worship and say: "Sense, learn!".

The seasons are nothing compared to the seasons!!!! to

The phrase "Everything will be Coca Cola" has become irrelevant. Personally, I am more reassured by the option "Everything will be a liter of whisky".

Domain department, designers
I sit, cuddle, drink green tea
xxx: the boss flies, moves with his moustaches, screams: "Problems are in operation, can't send the skype, urgently find out, help."
xxx: I strain my brain, I call, the guard answers, I ask: "changeable? Behind the SK1 cabinet, there is the K2Q relay, press, 5 seconds wait, the cycle program and the feed program will drop to the starting positions.
XXX is waiting. At that end of the tube lies on the table, the operator is looking for the relay. I wait. Here, he had phone calls, and at the installation facility, like no one to call, the master of the oven is not yet pared, the rest and a lot.
xxx: I drop my eyes... I didn’t open that page in the notebook, I didn’t call that factory... I quietly put the phone.
I sit, cuddle, drink green tea

New Pirates of the Caribbean:

XXX:It’s like removing Matrix 4, about how they rearrange Zion and Matrix.

XXX: The Matrix 4 "Saturday"

xxx: For what I love the letter "C" on the keyboard is because it always remains itself :)