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[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №63832
 05.05.2012
Strange people these French people, less than a week before the elections, and they still don’t know who will be their president.

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №63831
 05.05.2012
To the topic of the necessity / unnecessity of Georgian tape.

Instead of discussing this for hours on the Internet and shit in comments, those who have cars, go to the district council of veterans and offer your help with the deportation of veterans on events these days. You can’t imagine how many concerts, performances, parades, meetings with youth they have now. And these are very elderly people, going on a bus and then walking to the venue of the event is very difficult for them. No separate transportation is provided. And then it will not matter if there is a Georgian tape on your car or not, the main thing you will do a big and really important thing. The benefits from it will be immeasurable, and its price for you - a few hours spent and unconsumed beer on holidays.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №63830
 05.05.2012
Zizmo > sparkle, NASA astronauts are forced to teach Russian... <link>
=) is
SlavA > well laundry, ch. They are flying on our own rockets. You should know what "Jobanorotpizdec’s sound is!!!and "
G&G and the most important thing! What does that mean!!! to
Tagged with >
It is yes. Discover the difference in intonation. For what is spoken calmly may mean the opposite.
Zizmo > type, it’s too late to get confused...

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №63829
 05.05.2012
In the morning, after the most violent inscription, my mother calls.

Mother : Hi Did you have guests last night?
I: No, what is it?
Mom: Then I have two questions: Why doesn’t the switch work in the kitchen? Whose iPhone is in the freezer?

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №63828
 05.05.2012
Non-normative vocabulary written

X: Hello
Welcome to E.L.
X: 0 0 0 Hello
U: for the hello beats in the table
X: Hello to you!
Hello, you’ll get to the mouth!
H: Well, b... t, hi
Tag: get to the kidneys
I went to h.i.
...
Emm, I went by myself!
Q: Do you remember that I promised you that you don’t have a Google account?
...
X: You will take it to the library. There are such books, the truth is, the old ones - it will not work and they will not bear. So this is, take the spare lunch...
and fucking

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №63827
 05.05.2012
With VIO:
The most dangerous virus is humans. The virus is reproduced sexually, now there are more than 6 billion units of this virus. A computer can do anything.
p.s This virus is unusually surviving, as it doesn’t try to make it survive for decades.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №63826
 05.05.2012
04.05.2012: The Odmin rebelled... they say Friday is not real!!! to

[ + 37 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №63825
 05.05.2012
@see_ya_soon: In the Czech Republic stolen pedestrian metal bridge weighing 10 tons! How could they do it?!

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №63824
 05.05.2012
Question: Why does the morning stand up?
The top answer:
In the scientific manual "Bavis and Batthead" detailed
As it happens: in the morning, a fairy flies and calls a stand with a magic stick.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №63823
 05.05.2012
Every time Chrome writes "Expecting Cash" it seems to me that he is asking me for money)))

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №63822
 05.05.2012
I prefer not to meet myself, but that it was a coincidence.and :)

XHH: She’s wrapped up in the hole, and I’ll pull it out.and :)
Tagged: Romantic, Hole

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №63821
 05.05.2012
If you cross Alexander Pankratov-Black and Sasha White, it will be either Sasha Grey or Alexander Serov.

[ + 37 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №63820
 05.05.2012
From the discussion of the drunken spray:

He struck a spray in his nose, smoked an electronic cigarette and went to bed with a rubber.
A woman.

[ + 53 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №63819
 05.05.2012
From Habr:
If you pronounce “Java” as “Java”, please say not “jazz” but “jazz”.
Comments: I personally prefer the version with Steve Jobs (^_^)

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №63818
 05.05.2012
On May 7, drunk communicators swim in the fountains and smash old radio receivers and phones around the heads of passers.
Why the head of the passers?
- so they are not desanters - their heads hurt.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №63817
 05.05.2012
HHH: You are wrong!
WOW : Why?
HH: I haven’t thought about that yet...

[ + 31 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №63816
 05.05.2012
Do you want to crack? I’ll let you crack!
I am watching porn. It is not funny yet. It’s domestic and it’s not funny. Homemade – and it’s not funny either! And here’s what it’s about: shooting the video clearly pushed a foreign website, which was strictly popped in Russian for the frame. So, in the frame, hm, a girl, if you can call it so, but it is not funny again and not even the main thing. And behind the footage, hm, one actor, after a beer, tells another about his trip to Chechnya. Someone there patrol, marks and like someone mine broken in half. So, the story was interesting! I even checked to the end to listen, but there breaks out on the most interesting, as always. Isn’t it a pepper, right?

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №63815
 05.05.2012
When we say that we are mathematicians, it is a lie. In love, I am Einstein.
A gorgeous old man?

[ + 28 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №63814
 04.05.2012
xxx: just before the 2018 World Cup, we need to get rid of everyone, so that no normal team comes to us
The Russian-Belarus phenal
We can really fuck.

[ + 28 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №63813
 04.05.2012
The girl is a woman in the basic configuration!

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