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[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №97484
 06.05.2014
Topic "Who is waiting for the 2014 World Cup?"
XXX: I am looking forward to it!
yyy: World Cup should take Russia for full set of wins this year)
Russia must take Donetsk and Kherson this year for the full set

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №97483
 06.05.2014
from 4pda:

xxx: There is nothing radically new in the kitheat except the additions of some experimental functions that do not improve the conductivity of the device that does not very well affect the overall development of the axis we expect something new from Google and the output of this stupor of painting iconography

Q: Have you declared war?

Zzz: Yes to all languages :(

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №97482
 06.05.2014
I argued about something with my wife and I between the matter, of course, proved wrong.
So what do you do? She asks, I look with big eyes, and she asks:
The Dude? What do you say, eaten?
I had to explain the reason for my laughter.

[ + 13 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №97481
 06.05.2014
If a man doesn’t want you, it’s up to you, not the man.

[ + 48 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №97480
 06.05.2014
An interesting and instructive example of the last few years from Russia.
In order to save on taxes when calculating wages, one entrepreneur ceased to officially pay his employees, and in order not to issue the salary "black" in envelopes and not burn on it, opened a small insurance company and insured all employees "from the beginning of the first day of the month".
Accordingly, every month there was a "insurance case", and employees received money completely openly on insurance, but only without any taxes, which, as you know, are not charged to insurance payments.
You will not stick...

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №97479
 06.05.2014
Any motorcycle will serve you for the rest of your life if you ride it fast enough.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №97478
 06.05.2014
Anna: I had a nickname "break your eyes")))
P-240: Such nicknames are usually not given in an empty place. Your eyes are beautiful, symmetrical and both. In that case, who is not lucky?
Both are symmetrical.
Anna: a beautiful coymplement))

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №97477
 06.05.2014
I’ve been living in this fucking Peter for 4 fucking years.
YYY: Fuck you’ve gotten out there, fucking fucking.

[ + 23 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №97476
 06.05.2014
This is "To this"
<boojum> andcolbe tide ыnols itte
<stolz> boojum: in Uzbek?
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Starry Boy, "Ush Bu Fillar Olmamarini Evodi"
(As Erkin guarantees this)
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Oh, look, this has never happened before 😉

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №97475
 06.05.2014
I castrated a cat. Now I call him Imperfect.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №97474
 06.05.2014
"I love" not studio translations of games. Splinter Cell: Conviction. Not only did the actors not hear the word "intonation", but also the phrase of the mobs "Attention! It surrounds us" the brain breaks...

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №97473
 06.05.2014
The xxx:
Usually, if you explain to a person what you do not understand, you begin to bump into what you say and you have a lot of affigenous ideas on one or another issue.)

YYYY :
Explain to me the punctuation in complex and complicated sentences

[ + 28 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №97472
 06.05.2014
The worst U.S. sanctions against Russia would be imposing sanctions on Steam. You cannot play Dota 2 because you are the enemy of democracy. and :)

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №97471
 06.05.2014
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx The Wall *
D: Relax and relax
Yyy: Perceive it as a farm for the sake of the straw
RFL is the best motivation, fuck it! Thumbs Up

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №97470
 06.05.2014
Do you have breast weapons?
WOW: How is it. Sometimes, you run away from the maniac, you let him get closer, and as you chew his breast over his shoulder, until you have time to remember.
You write terrible things.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №97469
 06.05.2014
XX: In the list of things to do before the age of 48 item 3496 will be in the dragon’s paste!

YYY: The Dragon’s Pasta? I immediately see several options:
A tube with a dragon rubbed in a paste, and you are in it.
Pasta items belonging to the dragon, and you in them
- any paste called “Dragon’s Pasta” and you’re in it.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №97468
 06.05.2014
XXX is built! I’m back to visit a girl from the Czech Republic.) by the way Wick End is this weekend?
YYY: Vic End is a weak end
xxx is a bitch? that is. Is she coming to me at a weak end?
YYY: Well, purely logically everything goes together...

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №97467
 05.05.2014
Shop, aquarium with live carps. In front of me is a lady of the age, but with a claim on the lady:
Are the carpets fresh?
The dealer, keeping the poker face: They are alive!
D: I mean, are they not old?
P is This is my grandfather, but he is so shy!
The lady asked to weigh her granddaughter.

[ + 41 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №97466
 05.05.2014
There were no psychologists at school before. Psychologists were at the same time: a classy leader, a soundtrack, a director. In rare cases, the area.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №97465
 05.05.2014
I don’t understand people who download TSs in HD. What do they hope?

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