by Br.
x: Guess what’s inside the Tesla Model S battery compartment?
Finger batteries, Carl
y: There are murens and electric skates, not this fake with the dismantled new Lada Bereza
Z: No, there are two cats chewing around a wool blanket.

Quote from HELPDESK:
In the Chelyabinsk warehouse, the printing robot chews paper
Have you eaten it for the last time?

"Author of the report":
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and up. Have you tried reading them yourself? Tolkien has one of the hardest languages to read. Potter is out. I speak like someone who has read it.
Pratchett is fine. Asimov, Bradbury, Shekley, Heinlein are very good. Strugacki is great.
A schoolgirl who only watched films on Tolkien - forward, to the library.
and...
There is such a thing as subjectivity of perception. If you can’t read Tolkien, for example, it doesn’t mean that others find his writing style difficult.

The Hobbit read at the age of 6, the Lord at 11 in Russian and 15 in English. Great language, easy to speak. The Cheddar?

News on Yandex:
"In Berlin supermarkets again brought bananas with cocaine"
There are people living...

Cleara: Gender colleagues, could you rate your ability to have sex from 1 to 5 and explain what skills you scored for?
-T: I give myself a fifth, I am an offgenic barrel, the best! Lenin would not be ashamed of this.

xxx: A web designer, site architect, and computer security specialist gathered together to write a program for the drone.

With Hicks, post about disassembling the light sword from iFixit

Belbes
I wonder what the Jedi norms for complete disassembly/assembly of the sword)
Putnik
I think it’s 15 seconds and no arms.

TN: Office work is not for nothing. I learned to repair socks with stepler.

I am looking for work. In a couple of weeks, they called twice with vacancies in the specialty and fifteen times - with vacancies of a telephone pair of all kinds of non-liquid figure (they proudly call it a sales manager). I try not to raise my voice, but to explain strictly: you confused something, I have a resume on another specialty. Usually everyone understands that there is nothing to catch and say goodbye, but the last hit me in the very heart. Hearing that I am not a salesman and I do not plan to become him, the comrade naturally accounted for me for snobism and that with such an honor I would die of hunger under the fence.

I am very excited to see people who work in this company.

How to Increase the Sexual Organ! and fast!
Yy: Hit him with a taboo. Increased very quickly.

Bush: Smoke, can I go into the program?
I came to you half an hour ago and said I could.
He said loudly to everyone.
by admin : )
Bush: We didn’t listen, we were very involved with lunch

Someday we drive with a friend in a car around the city.A section of the road began with the removed pieces of the road.The roadmen tried. Solid holes, it is simply impossible to drive. A friend says:
- We all the roads are made according to the same scheme.First they crush everything, then throw and go to fuck each other in the ass.
I: And what then?
Friend: I just want to say that they are pimples!

So much noise around the blocking law, and no one will cancel the Mikhalkov tax. And like it implies the possibility of pirating records (well, we have it for any case. To get money from users.
As with the road tax, the cost of which was included in the gasoline, but forgot to cancel.

A colleague at work, an avid hunter, put a cat on the ring. Moreover, there is a feeling that the period of marriage, as it is very long and active.
Today we held a telemost with the management of our company in the United States. When a colleague’s phone ringed and the duck stumbled across the office, a colleague from the United States asked why we bring pets to our office.

First sex with a new man. How to overcome embarrassment?
K: Drink to the state of "Not a hostess".

XXX is
And I had a plastic blue duck, quite large, and my mother threw it out, right in the cage, took it to the garbage tank.
YYYY
You seem to be worried so far.
YYYY
You probably have childhood injuries.
XXX is
In the courtyard, I stumbled off a five-year-old neighbor, who, with the help of blackmail, was forced to get into the garbage tank and look for my duck.
XXX is
He was too small and therefore had to get him there and get him there on his own.
XXX is
The neighbor
XXX is
He found her, I brought her home from the stall, so that no one would ever throw her away again! Never to ever!
XXX is
It still sits somewhere in the basement of the balcony.

She taught English and German in courses. paid a penny. It came out about 14.5 a month and it is in Moscow and it is despite the fact that the apartment was rented. But very soon I realized that for individual classes, I was easily given 1,500 per academic hour. Colleagues with Spanish, Chinese languages get more. And a friend alone gives drawing lessons on a computer, 2-3 thousand runs a day. One acquainted comrade (a single father with two sons) has mastered the sewing machine and the overlock - earns by making emblems and patches.
Learn to do something in your life and make money. And those who are lazy to work, don’t have to think that prostitution is the only way out.

Countess: Are they speaking to you? ha ha! All the men in the office are talking.
Countess: They are just standing in the corridor, clinging to each other on the True-Russian-All-Understood...
Countess: I stood up, unhappy with my hands in my sides, and spotted their gaze. They saw, and I also:
Oh, Mary, fucking forgive me, if this cock doesn’t understand...
Countess: That’s God, I’d better not apologize.

Finishers told me the case - the man took the expensive entrance door - climbed through the window to carefully dismantle from the inside.

Two Chinese man stole and sold 410 meters of road

The stupid Chinese. The roads must be stolen before they are laid down. They work less and not so noticeably.