From the news:

Men's fashion decided to take away the women's shoes on the shaft.
Men's shoes on high heels can already be bought in Paris and London (for example, in the democratic TopMan), which means that there is not a long time until mass enthusiasm for the new trend. Given that even tightly folded boys with short hairstyles once dressed in pink t-shirts, there can be no doubt about the soon appearance in the subway, offices, educational institutions, discos and streets of men kicking their new barefoot heels.

Ahtungi is coming.
I used to distinguish girls from boys only in shoes. Soon will not work and this last trick, now only a touch, and here the precedents of homosiatina are possible :(

What I like Nalich, is that on the stage he is placed in full, but behind the scenes he humbly so smiles, and on his face it is read straight: "Pfff, miserable, insignificant people... miserable, insignificant songs..."))

xxxxxxxxxxx:
My girlfriend called me that week and found out she was pregnant.
So she tells her husband... We will be three – he: I don’t want a maid here!!! My erection has recovered!! to

- I will accept a gift of a British kitten... for a symbolic price! My sister is mad.
Does it really cure?

by Z. This is why there are no banks where you can borrow money.
by Mr. The meaning?
by Z. - Well, I come to such a bank and such a type: I need a loan for a year, here is a certificate that I cook a lot and delicious, here is a certificate that breasts are fourth size...
by Mr. A bank employee opens your credit history and says that you have been denied the loan due to the inappropriate use of the previous loan.
by Z. How is it?
by Mr. - Well, this type took a loan to drink and the brain itself was wearing 😉

I feel like a puddle, I talk to a girl (22 years old, 35 years old) on romantic topics, and I listen to the song "Leningrad" of "Joppa".

in bed

You have closed my eyes!!! to
She: How is she to you?
He looked at it!!! to

It is terrible to observe the status of "eat" in a person with a nick "canibal"...

Compliment to the boss: "You are not bald, you are just... above your hair"

by 16:01
I got out of the car.)

by 17:57
I'm going to buy a driver's door for Hyundai Santa Fe.

XXX: I was sent here in anonymous opinions: “Kakangel”
Q: Should I be happy or cry?! to

Kaiser: Stop, this year graduates are banned from drinking on the day of the last call
LLIypeu: What was allowed before?? to

A road is built near the house. They are now laying sand. The good sand.
Although career, but pure, the color of butter milk. The smell, the smell.
I immediately remembered childhood. If you were to go into this crowd, you would smash the underground.
would set up all kinds of castles and other useful things, would organize
I would drive there with different machines. I stand like that, smiling. and here
I pay attention to the bulldozer who equalizes all this wealth. U is
man on the face - a perfectly blessed smile and the face itself absolutely
Blessed of happiness. I also remembered my childhood, the castle.
Underground passages, roads... We are all from the USSR.

Aska (21:18:08 27/05/2010)
I watched the advertisement for the fruit garden.

Aska (21:18:22 27/05/2010)
The apple knows that living is good, and with the loved one is even better!

Aska (21:18:30 27/05/2010)
Even the apple knows!! to

Aska (21:18:36 27/05/2010)
We are just like dwarves!!! to

d_i: Interesting, and a lot of people still remember April O'Nil from the 6 channel news? and ;)

I was on the train for 4 days. In a couch with a grandmother. She was very conversational. The horror! 24 hours: "bla bla"
Oh, but she had a delicious salad :)
OOO - OOO
Did you eat your grandmother?! to

Convex: Olya told her that she was given a giant inflatable ball in the form of a rabbit
His body swelled faster than his ears, and he turned around.
Yesterday there was a crossing in the house and a rabbit on his ears entered the kitchen.
Olivia’s mother was sick. The rabbit walked alive.

About the Lost :)

Anna (14:16:28 27/05/2010)
A sudden alternative ending.
Anna (14:16:55 27/05/2010)
Karochi are all such awake in the psychiatric department of Princeton Playborough.
Anna (14:17:11 27/05/2010)
The house meets them with words.
Good luck in the real world, psychic!

Tuba (14:17:13 27/05/2010)
) ) )

Tuba (14:17:17 27/05/2010)
accurate

Anna (14:18:32 27/05/2010)
and big plans - his mouth with a clever eye and words
Are you weak? and ;)
and pulls the palm with the whiskers :)

O_O: decided to go to Ebiped with a friend
It all started with the fact that she didn’t speak English and to not shamefully, we taught her the phrase "would you like to go to bed with me?".
Should I tell further?

And you sometimes enter the entrance and here cakes or potatoes or something delicious smells and while you go to the apartment, you think: if someone came to my guests and prepared such dishes, and you enter - you are looking at the same hungry cat > <