I remember the case with me. The wildest drunkard. I got drunk and didn’t go to bed. Cut off immediately. The morning. I get up and everyone laughs at me. The girl says: Well we sat down and I went to bed next to you. As soon as I lay asleep, you turn to me, your eyes are closed, you lay under the hood with one hand, you spread the blade and you say, “I am the immortal Black Prince!” You turn and sleep.
What was it?! I slept to bleat!! to

We are protecting our curtains from programming. The man wrote a packman.
He: And I have a problem with the winning window...
In other words, why don’t you have it?
He: “Em... and I couldn’t win.

Tomorrow we’re going to troll the guards with non-alcoholic beer in the dining room.
I do not like alcoholic beer.
Zzz: I don’t like to troll the guards

The evening of May 28. of Novosibirsk. On the Kalinin Square, workers remove from the lighthouse pillars the snow ornaments left from the new year.

CraIzyK: I don’t understand why Mikhalkov started fighting piracy. No one gets his movies up early.

The Objection:
A small idea:

Ohhhhhh My wife is now on the phone: "Can I buy my swimsuit?".
Ohhhhhh Fuck what to answer.

You can come home at night, and to the surprised outcry of your wife say, "Can I get drunk with my friends in the bar?" or something like that (=

I do not understand s. The Babys.

Response to a router:
The affective router

Advantages: I set up myself, connected everything and earned money.
It burned after an hour of work.
Comment: It seems not to be lucky.

I sat here at the therapist's appointment, the end of the slave day, I was the last to stay. A guy came in front of me, 5 minutes ago.
Suddenly, the door opens, the guy comes out of the office obviously very angry. knocking the door. He grumbled at me. I went through the corridor. It goes five meters away (I am going to get up to get in), as suddenly brakes sharply, digs into the backpack, after which it returns, and a black marker attributes the word URINO to the TABLE TERAPY. Again he turns out, blinking at me, and with a walk of fact he walks away along an empty corridor...
You see, homeopathy tried to write out =)

Kaet (15:17:56 28/05/2012)
Hi to

StorN (15:39:17 28/05/2012)
Hi to

StorN (17:35:44 28/05/2012)
It is not a conversation.

The stupid:
Dmitry: and the grandmother on the help button is "what do I need?"
Dmitry: I told her the doors do not open.
Dmitry: and she’s me "and you’re in which elevator?"
Fuck, that was what she had to say.
Prof: in brown
In the cubic.

Do you really think that every elevator is on the controller? The number of the house and the entrance need to be said, Dauneneok!

Drinking with the reconstructors is very hard on its own, but when the reconstructors drink with the bikers, it’s shit, sorry.

What time will you be able to come to us on Thursday?
Is it 17h?
and yes. In the appendix, a route to our office. Until the meeting.
I found a job yesterday. I will not come.
Good luck in a new place.
Thank you little :D
Is the job you found good? Maybe even with our ones. Do you talk to the manager to have a choice?
A good, lively, interesting team and the philosophy in the company is free and adequate. I will not go anywhere else.)
Ahhhhhhhhhh! Where can I find a specialist? At least a recommendation :)
Sorry, but the recommendation will only be for your photo with milk glands :)))))
Could I show them at a personal meeting? Are you a specialist for me?

First I sent him to the h*j, and then we reconciled and went together...

How will I recognize you?
I have a tattoo on my ass, you’ll know :D
I fucking go nowhere.

I lay on the couch yesterday and watched a movie. The wife fits and bends so that her chest (4th size) is right above my eyes. And here from TV:
Two huge white Range Rover have just arrived at the location.

YYYY :
What did I get to sleep at night?

The xxx:
Why not?

YYYY :
Nina, I won’t sleep with you.

The xxx:
What if I don’t stick?

YYYY :
probably not)

The xxx:
No, don’t think, I’t be so straightforward about sex, I just want to eat normal food, don’t you know how to cook?

Beowulf13th: I found great porn) I love this genre :))
Polina: no need to thank you ?
What is the genre? :)

xxx: Beautiful, constructive, going forward girl, adds +10 to speed=)

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Today I went after work, tired, hungry and saw a picture that sincerely delighted me and raised my mood: the guys in the neighboring courtyard play basketball... looked up, and among the guys throws the ball a very nice girl aged 20-22, and at the same time does not capricious and does not bother, but actively participates in the game!
So why am I this? Lovely ladies, more of such copies as this girl, and not those lovers to wander around clubs and bars... very good :)