Announcement in the student dining room: "On Mondays before lunch - cucumbersal FREE!"

The young Lenin. Involved in the works of Karl Marx.

Annoyingly shakes his early balded head, finally explodes:

I would go with my hernia, Karl! Go to the house, Carl!! to

It is always the fault of "Moscow"! Is it the fault of the Moscowis? Could we fix something in Habarovsk?
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We bought the Moscow airport. They went bankrupt! First was Msk, third was Novosibirsk. We have 370 days of sunshine, excellent weather, convenient terrain, competent lanes... all flights Korea-Alaska through us went with gasoline, the currency went in the wagons... and the people were fired, who was not dismissed, just hollowness and desolation...Who else could so pull the blanket on himself? You are? and I? What can be fixed in Khabarovsk, if the masters in Msk and they just don’t care about our region...

XXX: Davecca took the guitar in his hands - out of practice quite

You need to exercise more often.

XXX Why Now?

I am already married :))))

In the army, I remembered that I was crying as a child because I was put on an excessive puddle. That was a fool.

Moisturizing a toothbrush before applying a paste is the first step towards divorce.
222: Fuck, and who does not brush the toothbrush before applying the paste? What a fucking?
333: Who is the fucker?
222: I am fucking urine!
444: What fucking guy?
222: Go you all off!
555: This is how the civil wars begin.

What a joke the old man discovered:
by 28.05.2003
The Earth, 2015 Complete victory of artificial intelligence, the world governs
and robots. People were destroyed, only Arnold Schwarzenegger survived.
Because the terminators take it for their own."
Nothing happened, not even flying cars invented :(

A bunch of male betrayals occurs precisely because of the pregnancy of the wife - you want to fuck, and from the wife in this state returns. Here you have to either sit for nine months on the "hungry patch" or look for alternatives.

Shouldn’t we talk for everyone? Why do you leave your wife for nine months? The very fact of the presence of two strips on the test immediately kills the desire for the whole? tk. visible physiological changes usually occur in months after 3-4.

Well, by the way. If you stop getting up on your wife, maybe it’s your problem?

I wept for a debtor there, but in terms of receiving a decent service here you, dear man, either do not know the question, or you are not childish, because you get exactly what (precisely even more) as much as you paid, for example. economically reasonable payment in times more than the little you have in the payment. Therefore, if you want a “worthful” (although, again, what you think is worthy), then you pay well. Only here I think that if you put out this amount of payment, then you, like a beaten goat, will run to some sort of Bolotny talk about the sales power, etc. and etc.
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Economically reasonable payment is when a monopoly, not interested in optimizing costs, sets a price. well well. The RJD is also losing...

The presence in the seminal fluid of cells with gums was discovered in 1677 by the Dutch microscope Antonie van Leeuwenhoek.

What van Leeuwenhoek did before the discovery - history is silent.

YYU: And now stand in the corner and think about your sql request.

And that, without the skill of cooking cakes, borst and similar multi-level dishes, marriage is no longer going out?))) guys, and you really know how to install cranes, hang lustres and repair broken furniture? Eat what they give. And it’s not necessary to say that you can hire masters, then you can also order a puppy to bring, right?)

Once needed a DDR1 plan, for one old animal, for work. I go to the announcement I find a person and here a meeting was scheduled. I stand in the yard waiting for him, next to him another friend for the company. And here comes to us such a guy in a jacket to his knees and speaks.
You ordered the operation.
Well yes we
He puts his pockets and gets his plans. Choose the mouth. Standing we choose no one to interfere and here from behind the back 2 mints approach us, faces satisfied can not be straight.
Do you trade spams?
It was necessary to see how their faces changed when they saw the plank with a stitch in their hands. And here, not far from science fiction, Moscow visited the idea, and what if someday some iron would not be able to trade OO?

HOTARU: We live with a very hairy and clawed cat. She usually does not climb to me, because she has a hostess, and yesterday she lay right next to me, stretched and murmured. I thought that she felt my kindness and all that, and it turned out that she just lay down under the warm air from the notepad and warm up.

It is strange. I noticed long ago. When the phone is charged and in inactive mode, there are no signals or vibrations when a message arrives.
and AGA. When I eat, I am deaf and dumb.

>>> The specialist on the couch is immediately visible - manganese is included in the list of drug precursors and therefore is a substance of strict reporting.

A lawyer is immediately visible, not a specialist. Salic acid is a precursor, it is in the stomach of every person, so let us ban people.

Eight gunshots did not kill a businessman in Moscow.
by Boris H. Would you fall?! to

It’s nice to lie down while there’s hard work.

I guessed with girls crosswords -"Little portable organ?"
Variants of the sea, started with a vibrator.
It was a musical instrument.
Freud is smiling.

She sits, repeats the alphabet, and suddenly asks:
“Mom, where is it really?
Clearly, I am not talking about what I am talking about. The little one shows me:
A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A...

People, where is the Jade?! to