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That was when Cameron's film "Avatar" was released. I went to a funny forum. There was a big blow about that movie.
Two comrades were especially angry.
One wrote about himself as a man of “extremely right-wing beliefs” and posted memes like “Jack Sally.” He was condemned to the highest degree for betrayal of humanity. We are looking for" "Colonel Kuorich is the last hero of humanity" and etc.

Another was a liberal until the 666th mark after the fifth, emigrated to America, married a Negro, fiercely defended the rights of homosexuals. He wrote that Sally did everything right, that loyalty was an outdated archaic concept, and so on.

Attention, the question is, how many times did the first say to the second that that shit was a Pindos, a caterpillar, a monkey-loving, a pidor? How many times did the second say to the first that he was a fascist, a Hitler, a Wattsman, a racist and a man-hating bastard?

The answer is never. I didn’t even get to a much softer "no with You-it’s all clear" or "why I’m not surprised".

What do you think why?

The answer is simple. Both were Jews. Extremely Right" was both the extreme right chauvinist of the Promised Land". Liberals are descendants of the Belarusian Hashids. But both were, I repeat, Jews. And this fact for both was infinitely more important than the polarity of beliefs.

I think there is something to learn here.

Magnat ice cream with Lamborghini pieces.

N.I.K.IIn what way is the Krasnoyarsk car rider different from the Cannes car rider?
Two Big Differences: Brownies Don't Shake Out
The opponent in a fight?

I live alone. I returned from a trip, opened the refrigerator and immediately in my head appeared the plot of ultra-pasteurized milk advertising.

A young man in an air shape enters the door of the apartment and begins to call Masha, the type, he is me, returned from the army. There is no machine. The guy starts walking around the rooms but only discovers dust and desolation. He goes into the kitchen and opens the refrigerator. There is a bunch of cluttered products and a package of ultra-pasteurized milk. The boy gets milk, poured into a bowl. He smells and drinks pleasantly. Next is the slogan: "trade mark* not Masha, *trade mark* will wait"

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YYYYYYYYYYYY I’ll drink Olivia, I’ll invite the nominee

And our coach came up with his method of wrestling, and not long thinking called it Fisting.)))

If you have acquaintances who may be involved in making decisions about the cancellation of pensions, send them the following verse.

Grandpa found a grenade in the field
With this grenade I went.
He threw the ring and threw it out of the window.
Grandpa is old, he doesn’t care.

I bought a kindergarten with princesses, and there was a dinosaur.
Now I understand what my mom experienced when I grew up.

She: Are you okay?
He is: and the sho?
She: You did not turn off the lights in the bathroom again!
He: mm... maybe...
He: I analyzed your incident, the problem is some bug in the software that occurs before leaving the house. The haircut does not meet the conditions of leaving the house, the processor is called, the processor is called, the processor is called, the processor is called, the processor is called, the processor is called, the processor is called, the processor is called, the processor is called, the processor is called, the processor is called, the processor is called, the processor is called, the processor is called, the processor is called, the processor is called, the processor is called, the processor is called, the processor is called, the processor is called, and the processor is called. We will correct this mistake and apologize.

The disturbing

Such a logic, such a logic
Aunt at work:
I need the shoes in which I am going to wash in the laundry.
Take it home and put it in the machine.
You are, they are dirty.

Very logical, Nifiga is not female. Shoes in this case are very dirty for washing in the washing machine - where after them white shirts or trousers (any color) will be washed.
Then I washed the cloth, and that was all.

My life is like walking a blind, deaf, and slightly dumb man through a field of robbery.

A friend, a football photographer from the glorious city of Sevastopol says:
A citizen calls and asks – are you a photographer? I have to get people in the hotel here, just so that you can come by yourself. I say, you understand, I don’t photograph people, he says, why? I answer, because tomatoes I do better than people :))) Man roast in the pipe: yes, this officers will walk, and the condition at the time of photography will be just like tomato vegetables :)))) In short, the 30th meal I take pictures of the officer's walk:)"

In the store, in the semiconductor department: "Cheburek in French".

TRC Dream Town (Kiev) opened a new Citrus - the largest in Ukraine store of gadgets and accessories. Entrance to the store will be paid.

“You don’t take money for watching.”

A well-known person does not take bribery and scoop. In principle, never Everyone who knows him considers him "Idiot" and "Stupid".
And then in smokers complain about bribery and officials

There is only one queen in a huge wheat of bees capable of giving birth to children. She is fed, protected, raised by different bees - all this is a natural privilege for the queen. Because it is reproducing. But sometimes the queen bees by some misunderstanding are born human and will not take into account that in humans almost every healthy individual is able to reproduce if desired and, if children were needed, would have their own. A nightmare, a breakdown of the pattern - around the queen the whole world does not dance under the rhetoric of the "unisex", people do not want to be her free lacees and babysitters to other children, and the thirsty queen of universal worship and unlimited shadows hysterizes and calls everyone around with a bitch and selfish.
For complete beauty, in about half of the cases, the queen bees are also male.

He works at Vitaly’s office. Somewhere a year ago in his duty on a weekend he decided to scan his ass and, accordingly, broke the scanner, more precisely, broke the glass. Soon he paid for it, everyone laughed and forgot.

This Thursday we came to work and found the same story, the glass of the scanner broken. All at Vitaly. And he refuses.

The investigation led to nothing. The commander again hung a scanner on Vitalik. To his arguments that there is no evidence, the boss did not react.

In the subway in front of the escalator. A caring mother, so that the little daughter did not stumble and did not fall, gently wrapped her chest in her arm.

I’ve been looking for my girlfriend’s G-spot. It turned out that she was with her sister.