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[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №5016
 09.05.2008
Warring: I went to the country with my 8-year-old sister. Well, she misses and offers to play Shrek and the Goblin. You said, Goblin, and I said, Shrek. I say, okay, but what should I do? She takes the villas standing nearby and says, "No need, I will give you puzzles and all!"

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №5015
 09.05.2008
Record in the operating journal: In the men's toilet burned the end, twisted and insulated

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №5014
 09.05.2008
XXX How is it?
YYY is not very
xxx is it?
The Physics of... LA
XXX Why?
You look at the stars, what do you think?
xxx is beautiful =)
yyy fucking a I think this is a diffraction on the eye and how it happens
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №5013
 09.05.2008
I got smoked meat from the refrigerator to make sandwiches.Meat - in sealed packaging with label.
What caused me to forge this label, and I don't know why I glued it to the aquarium, where there is a sea pig.
Cut the butters and planned to leave... as he noticed such a picture...
tk. In the kitchen, it was cool, the pork turned into a bow and "dispersed"...and the label "NUTS OF MEAT" appeared on the aquarium!

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №5012
 09.05.2008

But it would be cool if Putin came to the inauguration in a limousine and left in a trolley bus.
SHU
I think in 8 years he accumulated on his own trolleybus

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №5011
 09.05.2008
Wicked (12:57:39 3/05/2008)
I bought a washing machine. With her in the package went catchy bubbles, two on three meters in a developed form.... guess what I've been doing for an hour? and :-)

Wicked (13:08:48 3/05/2008)
I cannot break away.

Wicked (13:08:53 3/05/2008)
Five found at home.

Wicked (13:08:54 3/05/2008)
and :-)

FiM (13:09:12 3/05/2008)
Ended already?

Wicked (13:09:26 3/05/2008)
Who is?

FiM (13:09:32 3/05/2008)
Bubbles

Wicked (13:09:45 3/05/2008)
Not yet, but I think it will be soon :)

Wicked (13:09:52 3/05/2008)
One hour after three

FiM (13:10:23 3/05/2008)
Write how you get free!

Wicked (11:58:32 6/05/2008)
That Bush Senna does?

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №5010
 09.05.2008
Happy Victory Day!! to
We remember and are proud!

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №5009
 09.05.2008
What is the correct name of that program?
Anchorage to talk?
QIP or ICQ
Nix: Eye... how do you tell...and how at first? Iran or Iraq?
Iran, of course
Nix clear...QIP it’s called:)))

[ + 52 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №5008
 09.05.2008
The Day of Victory, as it was far from us,
Like a burning coal.
There were verstones, burned, in dust,
We approached this day as much as we could.

and sing:

This Day of Victory
The dust is gone,
is a celebration
Grey on whiskey.
It is joy
With tears in the eyes.
Day of Victory!
Day of Victory!
Day of Victory!

Days and nights at the Martens stoves
Our country has not closed its eyes.
Days and nights struggle hard,
We approached this day as much as we could.

singing

Hello Mom, we’re not all back.
I would run by Rose!
Half of Europe, Half of Earth, Half of Europe
We approached this day as much as we could.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №5007
 09.05.2008
We thank all those who fought for our country! He believed in victory and went to the end. Who did not surrender to the enemy, but gave his life for his country! Those without whom we would not be. And those who won! We remember...
Happy Day of Victory!

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №5006
 09.05.2008
<virus> Yesterday the Bear was even told live on the BBC.
<Pashka> Bibi - the Living Nature: The Bear. Tsar of the Russian Taiga. by %)))

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №5005
 09.05.2008
On Yandex in blogs: phalanster... think let me see, then I stumbled on the following:
For those who love to read,
Need to search urgently!
They know in Omnia,
The Edros don’t read.
They do not understand enough.
Pushkin where, and where "Lemonka"!

It was pleasant... I wanted to put a plus... long thought

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №5004
 09.05.2008
<Arlando> Co
<Hello to you>Hello to you>Hello to you>
<Arlando> How are they healthy?
<Onischuk> So far it is not so bad. Let us be optimistic. We will see the good in everything.
<Arlando> Clearly... it’s all pretty fucking, right? and :)
<Style> Yes

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №5003
 09.05.2008
by RENA:
Why don’t you let Rose go?
by YoR1k:
not fucking
by RENA:
Very convincing explanation! You can’t even argue (

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №5002
 09.05.2008
BB: Yes, in the universes on the inf tests, everyone was rotating as they could if they didn’t teach.
OpiumFP: Ugu, I remember we had a terribly bulky test threshold and each teacher could correct the test questions, view the answers and most importantly change the results of the test subjects. I tried to break this gap all the first semester, but it didn’t work. Then they found a hole.
BB: and where did the hungry laborers go wrong?
OpiumFP : well, each school had its own ack and a very smart password encryption system which to break for us green boys was no possibility, likewise with a 12-fold error set, the school pass put a block and changed the pass to a 12-digit which was recorded in a text document and appeared on the teaching desk...

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №5001
 09.05.2008
Hello to Dimma
He said, “Are we familiar?
She and I are studying in the same group.
What kind of light?
She says, “You don’t know her anyway!”Hi to

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №5000
 09.05.2008
Dasha
How do you share it?

PoVaR
All is normal.

PoVaR
Electricity is cold

Danish
Do not argue with this.

Danish
And sleeping all the time...

PoVaR
I want to go all the time, I agree.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №4999
 09.05.2008
The call. I pick up the phone and a friend asks:
Do you have a suitcase for transporting animals? I need to bring the cat.
I answer honestly, because I do not.
A few minutes later, the same friend called again:
Is there a five-liter bank? It doesn’t run in a three-liter.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №4998
 09.05.2008
We have a buffet at the university where an elderly woman serves (the tables are wiped, the chairs are repaired). It is crazy. Always dissatisfied with something. Everyone in the universe knows it. Once we (3 group members and 1 group member) came to eat, stood in line, sat down at the table and wrapped the purchased food. The case approaches a break in the buffet, no new customers are allowed, and only we and another young man are left in the buffet. This grandmother walks wiping, cries about the fact that students are such pigs... She goes to our table. We have already prepared to hear about the fact that we are not rushing, at all ham, etc. Instead, she looks at us so affectionately and, smiling with a kind smile, says, “You eat, eat. You have not long left..." The appetite is gone...

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №4997
 09.05.2008
You guys, there is only one thing you need!
He: Do you have anything else?

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