by Schizo:
I remember, when I was driving in Spasskoe, a father like this in front of a truck says: you want to overtake, you don't want - no, I overtake, he: AAAAAA WHERE TO MILL Faster Slower Left Right Take the EPTA Which will hit us who taught you to run well, you see has overtaken the norms, we go a little further, don't worry, all the receivers
by Schizo:
This is where I got the personality split ?

and Raziel:
You, admin, are asking me, fashionista, where do you have rules on the forum that I have not seen in my eyes...

I am in the army, on the line to the doctor. There is a guy in front of me -"Tumbles!! The mist!and "
The guy enters, and the first question from the doctor -"name?"

I bought a pack of yogurt.
has read:
The black yogurt. Delicious and useful.

The investigation found that drunk young tourists (aged 18 to 21 years) broke into the park at night, swam with dolphins, and then took a penguin with them to a hotel called Dirk.

After trembling the next morning, they found the penguin in their room and immediately released him.

Are you filming Boy 3?

XX: Do you work at all? Where do you get the money for a house and a house?
Inheritance of a millionaire. I am very rich!
Buy me a cigarette, right? The unwillingness to exchange millions.

Explanation of how the plant works for a blonde:
“Uranus warms the water, it evaporates and turns the turbine.”

Do you want your editor? Make her a cursor on the compass in the form of a tail...

Shashilik programmatically is to burn peelmen on shampoos.

I exchange my soul for happiness and immortality. Lobotomy and mausoleum are not recommended.

<triplefish> TheNehh: it doesn’t matter,because discounts give
<Huanita> TheNehh: In Sparta, for example, there were the biggest discounts
<triplefish> Huanita: is the network a trade?
<Huanita> triplefish: Aha, like that. Pensioners and children with disabilities - 100% discount
<triplefish> Huanita: by map?
<Huanita> triplefish: on the map of Europe to the southwest

The Sociopath,
How about mood?

A girl from the future,
Mood is good.

The Sociopath,
How is the mood stressed? A rope or a condom?

A girl from the future,
The nerves are tightened like a rope, and the mood is like a colored condom, brilliant like that, positive, and underneath it is still a shit.

I want Vika. But fucking angry her attitude. I want her to be a man for a few minutes and fuck, fuck!

by Alexei:
Which is better to put 512 PC400 or 256 PC3200?
by Beerman:
I beg you to stop raping the body.

Headlines of newspapers:
In the Czech Republic, light drugs are legalized.
In Prague appeared "A Funny Taxi"!

correspondence with a friend in contact (he is in the army)

I: Secret Aircraft Making
D: Make him 3 wings instead of 2.
I: You won’t believe, modern aircraft have one wing.)
D: Savings for everything.

Do you know what the Turkish military doctrine sounds like?
YYY: NEA
“The main enemy in the north!”
YYY: So, we’re almost going all over the country to rest?
XX: Well, maybe the Cossacks also went there to rest. Only the Turks did not appreciate, they thought of war.

xxx: In the "Titanic" would be better to add more sex, there would be at least some incentive to watch.
XXX or Bruce Willis
YYY: Bruce Willis if you add, he will save the Titanic ;)
xxx: here is
If Stephen Seagal drowns, the iceberg will also drown.

xxx> I understand
Probably many of the sexually mature Japanese are confident that the female genitals are made up of squares.

xxx: We ordered a tax copy of our Charter, this service is paid, and we paid for it, printed the payment, took it to the tax. They didn’t just refuse us – they wrote an official letter that they needed an ORIGINAL payment order!
A lot of questions:
What is considered the original payment order, if the payment is electronic and no paper was and was not intended? Do the electrons show anything?
YYY: And if wireless technologies were used to communicate with the Internet, then you need to provide photons, which, as you know, do not have a mass of rest.
And if they didn’t fly away, you can take two mirrors and wrap them between them.
More advanced users can use an optical fiber for this, connecting it into a ring.