Cheaply cut hair.
You may have looked into the salon, where from each head employees need to get the owner 300-500 rubles (maybe more) so they have no point in cutting you almost for free, or even to the loss for themselves.
Return to your usual routine and do not break your economic picture of the world. Or better teach someone close to you to do "two strokes with a machine."

Grandmother and grandson:
Do you want a banana?
No is
Okay, I’ll bring it now.

Remember the joke "who is grandmother, and who is a maid"

Greenmay: Soon summer - we gradually move to the country. The house was bought a year ago, so we are "new" in the quarter.
Greenmay: This weekend, along with the rest of the livelihoods, we brought two of our dogs.
Greenmay: At seven in the morning, I decided to arrange a four-legged visit to the surrounding area. At the beginning of the route, I noticed a neighbor looking dangerous because of the gates of his country.
Greenmay: We said goodbye, we talked. The neighbor turned out to be the sweetest talking uncle of the 70s. In order to dispel the futile fear of his dogs, he decided to introduce them and simultaneously dedicate him to the secrets of the biographies of his companions.
greenmay: "This is, (white palace with black spots on the back, like a domino bone) - Domino. Serega, her older brother, so baptized her. This is Milka. When she was picked up as a puppy (also a "tribunal" breed) and began to feed intensively, she preferred milk to all foods: don't feed meat - give milk. Therefore, from the English "milk" - Milk.
We laughed, said goodbye, and broke up.
Greenmay: In the evening, a neighbor came to my wife, the husband of the aforementioned uncle, to talk about it. Unknown voices were heard by our pets. The neighbor, squeezing in a smile, said in a knowledgeable tone: "Oh, these I know. This is an English breed, I forgot how to call it, and this one with spots is Seroga!

xxx: my friend's favorite phrase "How to China on foot". It would be nothing, but he lives in Blessedness.

xxx: I want that in the great country of Russia, the airports and lanes were only in excellent condition and with excellent coverage! What not to catch in the engines of frogs and stones together with dirt. The consequences of running away.

Yyy: overwhelmed by consequences
WOW: WOW WOW
Fuck it, fuck it!! to

xxx: Spaniards understand stuff at work because they’re trabahar)
YYY: Americans too, because job
Zzzz: Yes, we also have work outbuilt

XX: How much time do I have?
The Hour.
Ho by Earth.
Hu: Without taking into account the arrival of the superheavy object, which slowed time. Ordinary Earth Hour.

I was in the temple today, there are flowers in heavy crystal vases on such high thin pillars. And someone brought a boy of two years. Such a seafarer, walking overflowing from side to side. The aunts were so confused, his grandmother was so pleased... And this sailor got to those basements. My aunts are delighted. The boy over his head has a healthy piece of crystal, the difference in height is 60-70 cm. My aunts are delighted. I didn’t wait, I approached him, took him to the side.

Women are very caring, sensitive and generally spiritualized to the ass. We are stupid, we are stupid, we are stupid.

Per aspera cadastra.
This is all you need to know about working in the cadastre.

He went out to the street and went to the barber. and empty. Five chairs, all empty, no one. The girls sit and talk and drink tea. I ask why I cut my hair? 450₽ is it not? Given that I’m usually at 175₽ I’m cutting and that I have work there for 2 strokes by machine). I ask, is it cheaper? No, not at all. And again silence and sitting and drinking tea...Crisis, ch.

The moral foundations are the most unstable foundations in the world.
Yyy: the main thing is that the moral foundations do not turn into moral stagnation and retardation.

Rhetorical questions are asked.
Rhetorical answers are given by Captain Evidence.

The Dragon Polymorph:

The cat broke. I’m going to dissolve "holes", the most nuclear, so that the throat doesn’t hurt. The candy alone fell on the floor without a wrap, well, the cat on the second spacecraft flew and from the move into the fist, and let’s bite, bite and chew. It smells delicious, but the hell of chemistry did its job: the cat's eyes popped out, the debris of the unfortunate puddle fell out, and with wild cat matts began to wear around the room, futile splashing and sneezing. The Poor.

Why can you be spotted, but not spotted?
You can only shoot in one direction because you can’t go back.

You have a good luck with your aunt.
I would have eaten all my brains with a teaspoon.
Oh shit, good luck. You just don’t know the whole beautiful story of family friendship.
WOW: They and my mother hoped that Anka and I would get married from kindergarten, and when we began to meet, they believed in this holiday.
We have a mutual Stockholm syndrome.
I am 15 years old, shit!! XH
Fuck the sky O_O
It’s time to get used to XH.
WOW is meaningful?

During the student years, I rented an apartment - I (a girl), a fellow student and a fellow student. Everyone in the room. And here the fellow student found an unpleasant habit of walking around public places naked. Not that we didn’t know anything about the male anatomy, but when you eat breakfast in the kitchen, and next door, bending with the letter zhu, the naked neighbor checks if what he put in the oven did not work out – this does not contribute to appetite (not to mention that I just didn’t know that an adult person can have so much acne). The conversations did not lead to anything - we are just hanji and don't like naturality, and the body must breathe!

One day, once again seeing the perspective, which is not in every porn you will meet, the neighbor did not stand and handed the lover of naturality bubble drops from the cold with the words: "Breathe your nose, Cole!".

to this:
DISTURBED vocalist David Draiman during a performance on March 23 in Dallas addressed one of the spectators in the hall during a break between the songs.
It turned out that she was corresponding with her daughter, who was in hysteria because of the storm. Eventually he apologized to her.

A relative who sells wallpapers, told this story: a buyer calls her and says, I bought wallpapers from you, and one roll is broken, with rotten flowers. with rotten as it turned out to mean that the flowers look down, on the offer to turn the roll up the legs long rusted and apologized :)

When a child grows up, he has a privilege – he can, if he does not want, not eat manna flour. But for this freedom he is forced to work almost every day until 60 years old.

We won’t live in this country.
YYY: Would you die?