Russia is Denmark.
"In the breaks of the tireless hunt for the health of the opponent's goalkeeper (he was given a personal license at the beginning of the championship), nobody knows?This big man tried the whole match to knock the shadow in the gate. The claw, the legs, the legs of the goalkeeper, all the goalkeeper who got under the hand of a Danish, two Danes – what he just didn’t try! And I recorded! The winning! No need to change Artyukhin for Ovechkin, with Artyukhin more fun. He and the law of gravity are a playful, sharp and deadly combination against any team.”

I realized something was wrong when I woke up in a cold sweat because I couldn’t remember what the Minotaurs in Heroes 3 looked like.

XXX is
Fuck, I had lunch with a girl like that... just class.

XXX is
That fucking cute.

YYYY
Was it delicious? )

XXX is
and ROFL
XXX is
with such

It was a matter of communion.
- Boys, you need to wash the floor, where do you have the cloth?
Behind that closet. Do not break...

But five years ago, a cleaning worker from the clinic offered to look for Osama in Pakistan.

tormaz (15:37:29 4/01/2010)
In the contact appeared a new status "loved in"

tormaz (15:37:40 4/01/2010)
missing status "flown from"

Just a good guy (15:37:51 4/01/2010)
You can also "drop on"

Just a good guy (15:38:32 4/01/2010)
or as an option "I am troubled with"

Just a good guy (15:38:50 4/01/2010)
Agree that it is not always the same as "meet"

tormaz (15:39:06 4/01/2010)
indeed

Just a good guy (15:39:19 4/01/2010)
and how in the news would look "Ivan Ivanov started to fuck with Katya Petrova"

I love my sclerosis.
YYY :?? to
On Friday I went home from the universe and wanted chocolate. I bought it and put it in my bag until I got home and forgot about it. All the weekend wildly wanted sweets, went back to the store, bought another chocolate, threw it in the bag, came home, my mom urgently needed some business. While driving it, I forgot about chocolate again. On Monday he went home from the universe, wanted a chocolate, bought it, put it in a bag.
YYY : LOL
xxx: as a result today lost the keys in the bag, shaken the contents on the table, and from there fell three chocolates ^_^ I adore my sclerosis

@ni404: How uncomfortable it is to write a letter to a German, with a copy to a Japanese, that we are not working on May 9 because of the day of victory. I entered the moment.

XXX: I am standing in a row in the store. A black man rolls to me and says, “Hello, how are you doing?” and “I’m afraid not very well.” and “Oh, do you speak English?” He looked at me so sadly and said: "I too"))

Given the violation of the thermoregulation of non-living zombies, in the winter in Russia they will turn into a dwarf. From what follows the conclusion, in case of mass infection, it is necessary to stay until the first frosts.

by Neopasen:
You are the most beautiful on the planet.
The Citadel:
O thank you
by Neopasen:
Choose a planet.

About the cocktail "The Elder", which seems to be "The Elder"... I have my own story. I work a lot in the supermarket. I come home - my husband is already asleep, he also works a lot, he leaves in the morning - I sleep, we meet in the evening, even talk no strength. I realized that I needed a weekend with all the outputs, when on the packs with roulette instead of "Choose Me" read "Fuck Me", and on the banks with cucumbers instead of "Astrachan Summer"- "Astrachan Summer". And the sausage more often started to hit the eyes...

Yesterday the whole office was crying.Zamdira assigned the secretary to make a congratulatory card on May 9 for colleagues from 16 other cities.Well, she did: a photograph of flowers, wishes for health, success, etc. etc., and the signature below"Low tribute, and eternal memory".
Revendell

Green – Hollywood
Everyone is watching porn movies, yes, everybody has seen a movie with a strawberry once in their lives. And this pudding industry continues to develop involving actors and TV viewers, and there are also various types of closed porn shows or porn shows, as well as all kinds of sex festivals and sex championships. Does anyone want to get there? It would add picantity to your resume ;) But that’s not the point. Dear porn industrials, let’s work on a good balloon? Put advertisements in your movies. Advertising about safe sex. Advertising about the rescue of nature (suggest: guys rub the forest illegally, a meltdown comes and takes them away. Then a new picture. Already other guys rub the forest legally and beautiful girls come to them and thank them for preserving nature. It is obvious.) Well, or the Advertising of rare professions (Big Ben clock cleaners, condoms testers, penguin twisters)... or how to stop wars. War or Sex? I am for the second. It remains to bring it to the audience...there is a place to walk! We work for good, for good.

A break between couples.
I remember a friend and I once got drunk in an old garage, then we talked about physics for a long time and finally decided that there was no God!
Yyy: You’d better decide that boiling is bad...

Arahna: I read that the banana peel pulls up the skin, and it is more useful for breastfeeding, the second day of breastfeeding, I wrap the skin and walk in the livery with natürmort)))
Arahna: oh shit, it’s not you)))))))))))
JM: killed about the keyboard

I’ve seen this car today!! A picture of skinned...
Go baby, surprise me! I saw the trolleybus pickup today)))
XXX: O_o

From Habr. Gmail has increased the number of contacts in the address book from 10,000 to 25,000.

The first comment:
Oh, great news, long awaited, now it has become much more comfortable!

From a small city forum

D-Terminator: Do not read any nonsense on the internet.
If you agree, press Alt + F4.

Q: Can I let go now? The fingers are tired of holding the four letters of the number and the plus.

YYY: I’m calling you all day! Why don’t you call back?
XXX: I am proud of you!
I don’t have any money :(