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Today I go from work, and my black cat crossed the road, and then immediately in the opposite direction. I think she cancelled her decision or doubled the alleged trouble?
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Here you have to find out what. Scalar cat or vector. If vector, then all the norm, but if scalar...
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The Law of Universal Ugliness states that any trouble is capable of self-doubling without external interference or tripling with interference.
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I am looking for a girl who loves the chocolate half of Maximon, not a biscuit.
I miss you without you...
XXX: You are so cute! Without you it’s somewhat grey and boring.
XXX: Dinner prepared, and what do you have?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY A hundred thousand. It hurts, but the eggs are gone!
to this:
One of the signs that you are in love is when you look a girl in the eyes and you have an erection.
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This is one of the signs of spermatozoa.
1: Use signs of interruption
2: Use condoms and no signs of interruption
Better your parents use them.
I went to the kitchen to see the temperature. I had a thermometer there and it was cleaned.
You will grow up...
How many degrees?
The blue...
Interestingly, and the employees of which special services write here UG, that we need to organize a revolution in Russia? Revolution is decay, destruction, civil war! And by the way, the lack of the internet and the prospect of eating your cat.
Start changing yourself and your surroundings. and whisper that they disappear.
What is the difference between Linux and Linux? Linux is better than acoustics. So you put the program in the wheel, said satisfied: "Fuck it!" – and that’s all. And in Linux: put a proga, said "Fuck it!", and to you in response echo: "Fuck it"...
From the forum (writing by someone’s mother):
In short, this is the situation. He has a nice girl in the group. He speaks of her precisely in the "love key": he says, she is him, she loves him, and so on. Meanwhile, I don’t even know what a person she is and how she treats my child. I have seen her close by a couple of times. Interest from her side to her son did not notice (going past, with me, at least, talking about nothing with him and not even looking, walking past). She looks at me, and I blink at her. <..> I don’t know how and when to go to them with an invitation. Yes, and I want to help the child, I know how difficult it is to approach the object of sympathy. And it’s not the age when sympathy can cut off. <..> And will they not take me away? Will they consider it another conundrum... or try to find out their phone? Or can they not give, even for that reason? Of course, I will not talk about the feelings of the child to the mediator, nor to the parents of the girl. How to?
Question: How old are the children?
Answer: 3-4 years
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in Kazakhstan (as well as in the
But we found the lump anyway.
We are with you.)
The xxx:
Megaphone sends a message.
Are you tired of cards, melodies and games?
I thought, “Yes, shit, I’m tired of it!”
I slide down.
Get the new ones!“!”
And I remember once in the fifth grade on the dictionary the word "motorcycle" with mistakes written. It was "Matthew ". Spring was...
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Today I go from work, and my black cat crossed the road, and then immediately in the opposite direction. I think she cancelled her decision or doubled the alleged trouble?
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Here you have to find out what. Scalar cat or vector. If vector, then all the norm, but if scalar...
I plant potatoes and the cat is watching. He went away and began to dig a hole. He stopped, thought, approached and sat down in a potato hole. Why dig when it is ready?
DiMoS (Support): According to the survey: after orgasm
DiMoS (Support): 16% are smoking
DiMoS (Support): 18% go to the shower
DiMoS (Support): 66% press alt+f4
Magnus: in light alloy esc
DiMoS (Support): You are burning up!
In shelter, I go into my room. On the bed is a neighbor with a crazy view, wrapped in a pit. He asks me:
“Michael, do you believe in miracles?
No, I do not believe!
Look at it! - and take hands for the naked wires that hang out of the roof. You see! You see! I was not hit by the current.
Oh, this is this. I also had such a miracle now, the switch ticked, and the light did not light up. There is no blasphemy in the house, Apostle Andrew, you are mine! Stop drinking beer, go drinking beer!
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You are from where?
From the Ukraine!
Get our gas back!!! to
I’ll put the envelope in the envelope and send it by mail.
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The closest to God are not those who blindly believe in him or do not believe in him, but those who wonder what God is.
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10th Graduate Class in 1987. You remember, of course, the exam on Marxist-Leninist philosophy – and this is about 50 questions of such nonsense, in which, as I understood after the case below, nobody understood, and even the teachers who taught it.
So, like any normal person, I hardly got into all this shit, and since I was great on the rest of the items, I was just lost - there was nothing to cover! (But the literature was nothing to cover, I could not understand their problems, because I listened to Vysotsky, who at that time was not a classic, which he was not worse, but was forbidden. My friend was not lost in the legacy of philosophers and told me the mechanics of passing the exam in philosophy: "You know the history of the CPSU!" - It was the first question of the ticket (well, there are the facts and they can be remembered: well, Lenin lived, Lenin floated, Lenin will eat, etc. D is. “But in philosophy you must know that whatever ticket you would get,” continued my dear, “you 1) repeat the question itself 2) then bring it to matter and consciousness with one sentence 3) and tell the first ticket that you already know, which just defined the above-mentioned relations of matter and consciousness.”
It came out of it that it was necessary to learn one first ticket and reduce everything to it - my mathematical brain has learned the "formula of surrender"!
An example of the application of the formula below: I found the 20th session (not sure, since many years have passed, but not in the number of cases - enter any)))) but I remember that it was more than or equal to 20, so let us say the 20th): and the 20th enriched the Marxist-Leninist.
So the formula of the answer was simple: the 20th session introduced a new relationship of matter and consciousness, which Leninistically consists of... followed by the material ticket number one for 5 minutes of trekking! and all!
Dear was right: no one remembered the post-twenty-year-old and the exam was passed perfectly!))))))
It was 0 degrees Celsius this morning. The hydrometeorologist said that by evening.
It will be twice as warm. What will the temperature be tonight?