RJD discussion on a well-known website:
Especially funny when the head of the IT department puts the railroadman (your own), and his subordinates profile specialists.
I knew one such leader. In an informal environment, he was unimaginable:
Imagine, this sysadmin in a sweater like that all with university education begins to advise me WHO we buy equipment, type cheaper. Do you imagine? I tell him: first bring an explanation of your yesterday’s five-minute delay to work (we’ve got our drums set up, God give us), then bring your appearance into line with the company’s requirements, put a plan of your work for the next month on my table, and then come and give me advice when I call you! He was hiding from me for a month. So I then called him, checked the execution of his work plan, kicked off for the inaccuracy of the formulations, for low performance and for the fact that I had 2 days the internet worked badly, some sites did not open.
Or here’s another masterpiece: "You want to say that there’s a processor in a cell phone?!!! Do you know what a processor is? Come to me to work, I will show you what a processor is! There are 5 in total."

Every two months there’s a Fairy advertisement that says it’s getting thicker. Soon it will become an ordinary piece of soap.

From the discussion of the creation of the Russian network "Ceburashka":

XXX: The next step – Chebursches in the government... Although not, I confuse – this was the previous step

Congratulations on the Star Wars Day! Star Wars Day. You can scratch for all 6 removed parts and one removed. And also for toys, comics, sequels, prequels, cartoons and other fan-art.

I remember the day I bought my first computer. It was August 16, 1998. What dates he remembers, you will tell. Luckily, very lucky, I will say. August 17 was defeated.
= = = = is = is = is = is = is = is = is
You will think!
I bought a 15th or 16th house. But the seller was not lucky - he insisted on paying in rubles, even specifically for him, he had to exchange bucks, tax...

The morning :
A small child.
- Coffee
The laptop
No more than two combined.

The wiki:
"Festivals on May 3.
World Press Freedom Day.
International Day of Silence"

A man in a hat goes on TV3
WOW: Who is coming?
Han Solo in the Hat and with the Germans
This is Indiana Jones.

8th of March in the garden. Mystery about Grandma. In a cloth, in a cloth, and all that. Children (St. Petersburg, 2014) got into a stupor.
Someone hypothesized:
The cat? With the club...

The present grandmothers - fitness stars, beauties and bosses smiled echoingly.

I am a girl of considerable dignity and excessive charm. Nevertheless, my young man (as strange as it may be, muscular and ardent) was able to drag me on his arms - said, and loved one pleasant, and muscles pump XD Yesterday, after a month of convictions, I stood up with him on weights. The number did not please both. I am - because I am healed, he - I quote - because "Something small I am raising... on you a candy, rabbit :) ".
I bought a candy, but I thought ?

CTRL-V + CTRL-C, you say six months did not know?
After six months of using the first computer, I learned about the existence of the BackSpace and Delete keys. But before that, I not only learned to print, but also learned not to make mistakes when printing, because the only way (as I thought at the time) to correct my mistake is to close the document, open a new one and print it all over again. The record, by the way, is a page of the text in 12m font.
I remember the day I bought my first computer. It was August 16, 1998. What dates he remembers, you will tell. Luckily, very lucky, I will say. August 17 was defeated.

It is said that the absence of a husband makes a wife single. My husband left for the weekend. In the afternoon I watched hockey, now I watch porn, drink beer and eat dried meat. The Beauty)

In films and literature it is repeatedly mentioned that in prison it is very dangerous to dive soap in the shower.
I can say by myself that soap in the bathroom is dangerous at all. Especially when the soap is white. The bath is white. And he has the strongest short-sightedness minus eight.

You need to buy colored soap.
stumbled into the store.
by JJ

One of the few things in this world that you can’t buy is a product separator for the tape at the box office.

Bapehukyc: Honestly, I’m ready to rub this shit! But now is not time.

Yascher: It was the best compliment to the software I’ve ever done!

After reading combat fantasy for a long time could not enter the inscription:
Granate extract and UV filter.
What is this weapon, why is there no single defect and why is it written on the shampoo?

xxx: Basically, yes, poker marketing is different from casino marketing.
xxx: In a casino, the main customers are debils who consider themselves to be more fortunate than others.
xxx: In poker, the main customers are fools who think they are smarter than others.

Pomorin: Ernst shot himself. He shot himself in the tongue.
Gobzter: It is unlikely. He could have hurt his beloved leader.

This is happening in Bulgaria:
xxx: I German eBay offers to buy something for my garden :)
Buy yourself a gardener. A German gardener. To come and plant.

xxx: Looking only at the disadvantages, you need to find the pros, because even the black square of Malevich contains white spots.
Zzz: And the triangle works on the weekend.