Research shows that eating pork in combination with alcohol reduces the risk of becoming an Islamic terrorist by 100%

Direct to Heat. Davecha on some website ticked on a banner about helicopters. A link to a site for selling real helicopters. There the cheapest is somewhere 800 kilobacks costs. And today the director shows: Are you looking for a suitable helicopter? Let’s call and discuss interesting details.

A clear pen! We only have a wide doom.

to this:
A fairy tale about a car that drawn a pencil from the car is an ideotentest for humanitarianists.
because :
AutoCAD itself, automatically, will not replace the wrong letter with the correct one.
In the presence of the correct drawing, the pencil copy is made elementarly:
The finished drawing is placed on the glass.
A light source (lamp) is placed under the glass.
- clean wattman from the top - and a line with a pencil in the hand, to circumvent the light.

exactly. Thus created readings were called "squeeze", the sample - " goat", and the "appliance" for manufacture - a glassed box with lamps inside - proudly named "coslotron" :) personally worked on such, in 1988.

Everyone is lying.
Why did he sit?
The worker of Morgue
immediately seated

Thursday is the rare moment when a little rain is equal to a whispering cancer on the mountain.

The aforementioned prophet could not know the Arabic numbers, and the Roman symbols there indicate six hundred, sixty and six, so that he could see anything but not the visual 666.

Not anything, a "Decl-h@y". DCLXVI

"With a bright feast of Paste!"
Ramen and car replacement.

Xh: By the word “housing” I meant the expressive flow of dialogue, expressed in complex semantic forms, which are caused by the desire to demonstrate to others the dominant position of the personal ego, and associated with unconstructive remarks toward the opponent.

Barack Obama jokingly called Hillary Clinton his successor

What does this nigger have? Hillary Clinton joked.

Christ has risen!
Truly peace, work may!

Are you married to mentally retarded women? Neither to drive a car, nor to earn on it.

If a aunt says why to marry a WO who can’t make money on the car, she’ll be called a mercantile bastard.

Here’s all you need to know about the difference between male and female logic.
The standards are double.

Crisis and hunger. Read the advice. I did not believe, I checked. and 1 cm. The guys! There is no need to increase anything: it is so big, only in the folds of the belly. Life is corresponding. Get rid of it – it really works!

I remember the case at the district clinic. A new doctor-chirurg came, after the universe, cute and nice. Then breast cancer prevention was carried out everywhere and any doctor (surgeon, therapist, gynecologist) during their reception had to check the breast of women for any neoplasms. Some of the doctors did it, some did not. Then the young doctor came to the aunt with complaints. And all at the end of the reception demanded the prevention of breast cancer. He turned red and sweated, turned his eyes aside, but carefully touched his aunt's ticks. And when they left the office, they chicked and advised all their acquaintances.

X: Let’s start a company.
Yyy: o.o Why?
Xxx: Well, I have an allergy. Cats are not :)

Andrei: I turned on my head on REN-TV on the weekend. According to experts, humans originated from hobbies, giants, dinosaurs, dragons, reptiles, aliens and even medusas. All in one broadcast :D

“Because if everyone goes up with their statute to another monastery, it will eventually result in a universal bordel.

Tolerance in the army: we have to know with whom to fight

How did Constantinople become Istanbul?

Greeks who converted to Islam were exempt from taxation.

Hmmmm...

Orthodox proletarians of all countries, unite!
Christ has risen! Go to the mausoleum!

As if the parade of the planets fell on Friday the 13th. Look at it, maybe it really came back.

What will be celebrated first: Easter or Work Day?
Celebration Day of the Tree