Why is there hockey on grass but no hockey on mushrooms?

I went to the bookstore yesterday to buy a Spanish talk book.... there are 2 shelves of this shit)))... I read everything in a row... in one I read.... (I did nothing and he stood up,..... your shirt is so short that you can see....) and similar phrases... I am in full AHUE... I look around like I am standing in a large book store in the center of the city.... I hold a Spanish talk book in my hands.... shortly I was curled.... I look at the cover of the Spanish dictionary of obscene expressions and matta"!!!You know... not many things can surprise you!)

“Lord of Admina! The first quote received more votes in 2 days than one of the best quotes of a year ago, while being essentially ordinary, outstanding and not remarkable. From all Basha - Rise up with your novelty, return the old tower.
lovers of pluses - press the pluses so that the request to the top comes out

You want to say that in a day clicked 5k people on a quote - do they all mean anything? And the fact that before good quotes on 1k were picked up does not say anything. Only the rating of the bor rose and the clicks became more.”


The rating, give God, and will grow, however, as well as the computerization of the population, and therefore it would not be unnecessary to "index" the old quotes, so that the picture was not blurred. If you do not do anything, in a year the best will not be the best and the rating will start to fall.

Marianna Little:
Are you subduing me?

of barmale:
No is. Why is?

of barmale:
Caps lock is turned off.

Marianna Little:
How do you see?

of barmale:
I did not understand the question...

Marianna Little:
How do you see if I need to turn off Caps Lock?

of barmale:
I am a long-sighted person)

El: I study Spanish
Tyler Darden: What about you? =) is
El: Russian to teach him low) how do you think management will be?
Tyler Darden: I’m even afraid to guess! =) is
by: Herrenia
Tyler Darden: Yes to you! It is certain!
It is here ? ? ?
Tyler Darden: Full Herancy
Do you like the day "Tuesday"?
Tyler Darden: Well let’s go! The mouth! =) is
El: Hueves
Tyler Darden: How will the management be on Thursday?

I told the instructor that I got everything and I will not buy a car.
and he - pull the bubble and give admission to the exam

Blonde1 (10:52:23 4/05/2008)
What about fishing? Let’s go and play Litterball.

Blonde 2 (10:52:41 4/05/2008)
When who what?

Blonde 2 (10:52:45 4/05/2008)
How much money do I need?

Blonde1 (10:53:31 4/05/2008)
9-10 in the night, all those who want to go, for the money I do not know yet... count yourself: shishlik, vodka, gasoline...

Blonde 2 (10:54:10 4/05/2008)


Blonde 2 (10:54:14 4/05/2008)
The vodka is yes!!! to

Blonde 2 (10:54:17 4/05/2008)
I do not drink gasoline.

Blonde1 (10:54:43 4/05/2008)
Do not drink? You are on a bicycle.

The acquaintance burned. The first holidays. The shore of Don. The tents. The morning. Everyone is washed. She climbs out of the tent and says, “How can I brush my teeth?”
There was no help from those who wanted to help.

JustKim: What do you want yourself? and :)
Q: From him?
JustKim: Well yes :)
C: Standardly
K: to suffer

I searched for an optical fiber communications report today. Well, of course, found, and to the reference was attached a list of recommended literature on this topic (i.e. on the topic of networks), which surprised me very much =). Here is the list:

1st Methods and means of protection of information in computer systems.Horev 2005
2nd Basics of Radio Electronics and Communications.Nefedov 2005
Three The Russian people. Book 1: Celebrations, Rites and Traditions, 2004
4 is Computer Networks: Instructional Guide on Administration of Local and Unified Networks (2005)

Apparently, the network administrators set up this is a very old Russian rite, with the drumming of the drum, the brewing of a special ceremonial beer and everything else, and if the server does work, then there will be a real Russian holiday =)

Sirius [Prof.org]: We rested in anapes, saw a funny picture: a man goes on the street, a plastic fan in his hands, he turns him over the cord, walks and walks with a purely Georgian accent "I sell a FEN! I sell it!" Well, we came by the joke to find out that for us. Ask about Feng Shui? After the answer was lying on the asphalt: "600r box" ^_^

All women are single!
YYY: O_O
They all need one thing from us!
YYYYYYY: =
xxx: help in the installation of the screw... >_<

Infa in Ace:

The Matematic! W = W = W = W = W = W! to

From the questionnaire on Mail.ru:
I like to read Harry Potter and I have all the parts of it.
Living becomes scary.

<Tanchitta> induction of pasmarella
<Tanchitta> torture is sad
<chihpih> and I didn’t like this show)
<chihpih> without exes
<chihpih> how it is not funny
<chihpih> )
<SEA> that is. He was supposed to squeeze the symbol of the presidential authority and whisper: MAYAAAAA PREEEEEELEEESST....

I am a terrible patriot.
I am also a patriot! Just sympathetic!

The Hindu lighted up on a pair... we sit a short time... he’s said, “I’m going to catch a fool!” You know this expression "Walking a fool?" The Hindu asks me whispering "Is it the same thing to put a fuck?I’m in the hysteria of laughter, I say "Yes" he turns to the bedroom and says "Yes, I know"...

There is not much money and there is not much. Or you don’t know where they are.

to spend or where to take.

Editor of the district newspaper "Flag" in the south of Moldova. Journalists mainly

All former frontmen and a few young beginners. by Зав. Department of Letters

Mikhail Fedorovich Lech tries to deal with the next letter - complaint

The local surgeon. This is the conversation on the phone:

- Speaks to you Comrade Leach from the district newspaper. I want to clarify.

phone some data. The name of your surgeon.

The tomb... And the police officer’s name is really Crazy?! A is

What is the name of the secretary of the party organization of the Cologne? by Ka-ak? by Pi-Vo? – is

Repeat by Mikhail Fedorovich. Director of the House of Culture

The name?

A minute of surprising silence.

The director’s name is Call. Athanasius Col. Interesting names in

You are in the village, concludes our w. Department of Letters. I spoke to you.

Comrade Leah

At the other end of the wire, they apparently did not hear or understand until the end.

The name and comrade Leah began to dictate by the words: Love, Apple...

I thought for a moment what a powerful word to dictate to an invisible listener.

- X... - the choir suggests зав. Department of Young Journalists Nikolai

Lavryukov and Kostya Vasilioglo.

- X... - repeats the mechanically former frontman. Put on the cable.

Before it comes the meaning of what is said.

What was further is difficult to describe.

The student comes late to the lecture.

Professor: “Young man, can you find out the reason for your delay?”

“Sorry Professor, I’m asleep!”

“God, you are still sleeping at home!”