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[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №29535
 04.05.2010
Investors come to Mikhailov
- Nikita Sergeevich, we gave you 55 lemons of green on Sun Tired 2. We haven’t seen that money in the movie. Where are they?
How where? Have you seen the battle scene in the fog? So in this fog two tank divisions and one and a half thousand statists in costumes!

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №29534
 04.05.2010
A second synagogue was opened in Yekaterinburg. This is the second synagogue opened in Yekaterinburg. Unlike the first synagogue, this synagogue is the second.

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №29533
 04.05.2010
Sometimes I drink coffee in the morning.
WOW: about what?

[ + 146 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №29532
 04.05.2010
to this:

Call me, call me! Call me, fuck, call me immediately! After a while, send a SMS or mail.

Now let me tell you who has read this song, but not stupid XD

[ + 100 - ] Comment quote №29531
 04.05.2010
Talissa: we have fun people still... drove in the subway, in the neighboring car for some reason there was no light, and there were three kinds of treacherous guys... so here, they half the way depicted that they are running away from someone on the car, then they are supposedly eaten by Something, they knock and scream, and then slide on the glass) (the part of sliding on the glass was apparently loved and performed many times with real acting mastery)) somewhere to the 3rd station I considered that the main "participant" after sliding still falls from the top of the spade))) but when they danced in the doors between the stations and called the people into the car....

[ + 77 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №29530
 04.05.2010
Pupkin-sun: Cheburek is really a big pet?
Everyone in the world is Pelmen. A sandwich is not a spat pellet. Macarons are small peelings without meat. We are also pellets. The theory of the universe’s structure.

[ + 87 - ] Comment quote №29529
 04.05.2010
Mish, I have two news.
XHH: Good - on the video from the country, it is clear that two couples had sex.
Bad girl: We only took one girl.

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №29528
 04.05.2010
XXX: Jesus loves you
YYYYYYYYYYYY
XXX: Is it really shuffle?

[ + 87 - ] Comment quote №29527
 04.05.2010
Make something easy for dinner today.
I will give you water.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №29526
 03.05.2010
From the forum:
Message from Dergino
The past why?
Message from Rudy
Fuck, that’s the most difficult question I’ve ever been asked. I will not hide him. We need someone at the level of Confucius.

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №29525
 03.05.2010
From a school course in biology, you probably know that the brain is hidden in the human skull. From whom they are hidden, it is not specified.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №29524
 03.05.2010
xxx, 22:16:13
Do you have any rare dwarfs?

yyy, 22:16:46
I have money in principle :(

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №29523
 03.05.2010
What I asked thought when I connected the internet from a provider called "NetNetwork" (NetCity)
Krasnoyarsk, Krasnoyarsk region

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №29522
 03.05.2010
Your kitty would buy whiskey, but she’s not 21.

[ + 120 - ] Comment quote №29521
 03.05.2010
<Agent_S> from the columns is exhausted by some singer 24 hours a day
<Agent_S> on the ceiling drawn a cock, detailed
<Agent_S> on the wall map of Europe, transformed with the help of flommasters in the portrait of the dean
<Agent_S> Muddy guys climb the window, say hello and run into the corridor
<Agent_S> floor occupied grisha, grisha fucking on the guitar, the refrigerator vibrates in tact
<Agent_S> the bed was occupied by a monster, whistling into me with a burning spark and rushing like a whistle.
<Agent_S> if you left the coffee on the table, you can then drink it with ash, gasoline or pencil shells
<Agent_S> coming in, I put my coat on the chair and immediately lost
<Agent_S> someone’s bottle of sangria on the table, and everyone is sure that my
<Agent_S> and you want me to do my diploma :-/

[ + 109 - ] Comment quote №29520
 03.05.2010
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
YYYY: I will see you, O who asks)
xxx: the verb, what schedule
yyy: science of counting - the queen of arithmetic
knowledge and experience of ancestors - a chronicle of Russian life
And the shrimp is incomprehensible - overseas smelling language!)
XXX: HDD

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №29519
 03.05.2010
1: We split up
2: Have you broken up?? to
1: He has left me!
2: You have been hurt!! to
First of all, it’s my fault, right? 😉

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №29518
 03.05.2010
armagedddon: I am sitting on the glass, I hear someone flying with their teeth, stretching the width, and a button hits me in the cabin

Well, I’m sitting still, here someone spit and a hand like that came out of the wall, a hook-hook there, a button and fuck...

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №29517
 03.05.2010
We go home late in the evening. Two cars start racing from the light and pass by.
Q: Who of them will win?
Yyy: The nearest pillar.
zzz (after a minute of reflection): Genome Fund.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №29516
 03.05.2010
XXX is Peace! The work! May is!
Yyy: Steal and kill.

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