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[ + 61 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №47007
 06.05.2011
The lighthouses, with the inscription "CDEPANO IN ROSSNN" raise doubts about the place of their production.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №47006
 06.05.2011
Thank you very much to the man who posted "Titles from the Women’s Forum". Especially for the last title "I didn't like mines before, and then got into the taste and now I love it! Are there people like me?"
I found this article, showed it to a friend. So many arguments in favor of the mine my friend's psychic did not stand.
Thank you, a huge thank you.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №47005
 06.05.2011
News about flying from the depths of space to Earth UFOs. The first comment:
It was hard to dismiss Lucy.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №47004
 06.05.2011
Home is not a cemetery.
You have to live on it, not die.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №47003
 06.05.2011
I went to the cafe with my friends to eat dinner. So I decided to take a hundred. Go to the bartender:
Three by a hundred! I put out money. The bartender silently puts on the stand three
A glass and a bottle of vodka.
I asked for three for a hundred.
The guy’s response first dropped me into a state of mild euphoria, and then I realized – knowledge of our psychology increases sales in such people as him to heaven. He said, “It will stay, you will bring it back.”

[ + 82 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №47002
 06.05.2011
Remember the USSR. The worst nightmare of childhood is when your mother put you in line and she went to another department. The line is getting closer, closer, closer.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №47001
 06.05.2011
He is close to the discovery that ALL diseases are treated with vodka. Only from some you need to drink it, and from others - not to drink. Some are rubbing.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №47000
 06.05.2011
The case was in Dacia. My mom and I stand in the midst of the beds, behind us grows a large bush (a tree? How is he called?) Grapes on the iron frame. There is a dog under the grapes, but it is hot. To cool it begins to dig the ground, trying to get to a colder layer. There are roots! And the flowers are planted... My mom and I start shouting like "Stand up! by Fu! Can not! There are flowers!"
and pause. It was heard that the animal’s head whispered... then it turned 180 degrees and started to crawl.
Our wild goot probably heard the whole country village...

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №46999
 06.05.2011
fur_fox: because a woman can not be egregious, ulcerative and bougie in vain. It is either PMS, or underab, or climax.
Everyone knows that!
loliphaba: If a woman is egregious, ulcerative and boogie in vain, it is not a woman, it is Zadornov.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №46998
 06.05.2011
formspring.me

What excites you in the opposite sex?
and smell. The voice. The Fuck.

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №46997
 06.05.2011
XXX: You know, I wanted to tell you
xxx: I love you
XXX: Let’s meet you?
WOW: I love you too! of course!
xxx is crazy
Not in that window.
Tagged with: blade

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №46996
 06.05.2011
You can’t trust your children as I do lunch.
Do you think I’ll burn?

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №46995
 06.05.2011
Text broadcast of the semi-finals match of the UEFA Championship - Schalke: Anderson got a yellow card in the same place. “That’s a joke to you!” thought Sir Alex Ferguson. He is an educated man.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №46994
 06.05.2011
gunnhild88 (10:22:48 5/05/2011)
I dreamed of a boyarsk.

Roxxx (10:23:26 5/05/2011)
That’s a thousand hell...

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №46993
 06.05.2011
Homer Simpson: “So let’s drink for alcohol, the cause and way of solving all our problems!”
Is he Russian? O_O
Asphalt is alchemy. It is international.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №46992
 06.05.2011
I felt like Tom Cruise when I pulled my mouse out of a sleeping father’s hand.

[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №46991
 06.05.2011
Washington teacher kept his promise until bin Laden was killed

Washington State school teacher Gary Widl performed his oath given after the September 11, 2001 attacks. Then he promised not to shave until Osama bin Laden was captured or destroyed and kept the word for 3,454 days.

Ben was killed at the request of the parental committee, because the teacher frightened the children with his carelessness.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №46990
 05.05.2011
by Gennady Uzyupin:

Remember the recent riots.
of Egypt,
of Bahrain,
of Algeria,
of Libya,
Oman...

The world rulers are clearly Russian and clearly with a good sense of humor.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №46989
 05.05.2011
I bought an Opel Astra a year ago.
Today I read this:
Dear brother!
Thank you to everyone who applied to my request a year ago. Thanks to you, I met the most wonderful person in my life. Sasha I love you! and Astral.

I bought a new candle and filter.

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №46988
 05.05.2011
How about a diploma?
What a diploma, here everyone solves a much more important problem: how much vodka on graduation to take...

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