The damned girl’s memory... She suffered for two days, she couldn’t remember the name of the neighbor with whom she was friends when she was a little girl. As I fell asleep, I suddenly remembered my head. And the figure now proves the guy who hugs the girl, and in response hears:"O-o-o-o! Sasha Hainasarov!" that this same Sasha I saw the last time I was 8 years old.

I burned my cake:
I bought a gamepad yesterday. So I had to go to my parents. When I see a gamepad with my mother, there is a conversation:
M: What is it?
I: the external controller of additional control. such as a key, mouse.
M: You are lying? As if I hadn’t seen a cake with a croup playing with this fig. You are 24 years old and you buy toys for yourself!! to

X: I am an Arian in soul, a European in body, and a God in mind.! to
Y: And fuck me who you are. You are a pixel sitting on the internet.

Lsoul: And how porn sites make money, tell me then. In the advertisement?
cursed: They don’t make money! Their noble purpose is to bring light and joy to people.
Sterhel: UGU, connecting people by any.

We have children’s holidays in the weekend. They gather children and tell different stories. Today was a sad day. At the end of the scene, there is a single girl sitting in front of her on the bench. And then the host comes out and says to the microphone: “Well, kids, are you ready to watch a fairy tale?”The little one looks around on the sides, then shakes his head so modestly, like "yes". The leader (with indifference in voice): "Now when everyone agrees then we start..."

xxx: Well we argue that I am a smiley to any phrase I can come up with?
Q: What are we arguing about?
xxx for the catch.
YYY: Is it serious? I guess the phrase to you now, and you smiley can come up with it quickly?
xxx, that kind of
yyy: So the phrase: "I’m your house of the pipe!"
YYY: Well what, as a phrase?
XXX: 3 minutes
...
xxx: (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡冈
I have no money, I have to...

May in the forest. Not far from the place of the dislocation, the cocoon cries, breaking the glands, and obviously gaining the attention of the resting people. A short hairy blonde says:
“It’s strange... Usually, a cat begins to ‘morrow’ when a cat wants to eat.
The blonde satellite.
Either this cocoon has stumbled on our shale, or it wants a cat. Another explanation for why I have lived a little more than two centuries, I do not find.

XXX: We are going to break up!
Yyy: Oooo)))) Fuck it up)))
I am very happy ?

The scream of the soul... will get to the best, I will stop buying Flash for free 35-50 rubles and I will seriously think about quitting smoking (I smoke for 5 years, I am sitting on the flash for almost a year). On behalf of the cat, the shredder and the socks, do a favor.

I decided to go shopping with a guy. I saw cute beads. I ask:"Well how?"
He:"Something is expensive!"
I:"Well, for such an event (nearly graduating in universe) it can be spent!"
He:"For what reason is this happening? Did you fly something?!"0_o
You speak of female logic.

ZOG: Everything happened as we imagined... people filled out the questionnaires themselves, filled their photos themselves. Thank you very much for the implementation of social networks!!! to

XXX: Why are you angry?
YYY: I’m not angry, what did you decide? Everything is beautiful.
XXX: Well, you talked to that man, and your lips were squeezed. It is a sign of anger.
YYY: You are yours again. That man is my scientific supervisor, he gave me a few good advice. We talked peacefully and I agree with him on everything.
XXX: Well why are you so stubborn, I saw you get angry.
YYY:...
XXX: I’ve all watched "Lie to me" and studied literature. It is useless to deceive me, I read you like a book. Admit that you are angry!
YYY : Yes! Yes, I am angry now!
XXX: I said...

In such cases, I regret that I respect the Criminal Code.

That is right.
* is correct
What is the difference?
Great and powerful.

This is the awkward moment when your handball coach meets you at night on the street with a beer and a cigarette.

Please don’t let my self-esteem go up, or you’ll go down)))))))))))
And if my self-esteem falls, so many girls will be unhappy.
XXX will find some spells from hopelessness and give birth to pigeons with them.
Do you want your kids to study with dogs?? to

C of Habr.
xxx: For those who make banners masquerading under the windows of the OS, a personal hell is ready.

New adventures of hot water in Samara.

And since then nothing has changed... the cooler the car, the lower the commander’s honor.

Everyone dreams of getting rich, but some people work hard.

by Dmitry Lavrenkov

I have lived in France for a long time. My daughter-in-law works as a cashier in a supermarket. I told a story recently.
Imagine the end of the working day, a sea of people. It happens before the holidays, the people are full. In the line in the box stands an elderly representative man with a cart filled with food. Behind him - a young mom of years slightly over 30 with a daughter of 5-6 years. A little girl from the nephig makes the foot pins the truck of a man ahead. He naturally makes a note to the little monster and moves the cart slightly to the side. This ugliness, not thinking for a long time, turns on a man. That is, it begins to pin it naked somewhere in the area of the Achilles tendon. The man turns to his mom. The dialogue:
- Madam, please explain to the child that I am uncomfortable and hurt.
My daughter is 5 years old and she does what she wants!! to
A man pays at the box office, goes away and checks something in his cart. At this time, Mommy pays off, also goes aside and checks the cash check. In a moment of eye, the man turns out and... pouches a bowl of liquid on his daughter’s head (!) The honey...
Mother’s cries would be jealous of the ship’s sirene... A man addressing her:
I am 64 years old and do what I want.
The row was not a patchwork, it didn’t slip and didn’t fold in half.
Again she silently applauded.