What should I wear?!!!! to
I don’t know, you’re always the most beautiful for me.
She is shit! What to wear!!! to
He: Well, put on some shirt and shirt.
She: Your favorite game is Secretary?! to
He: No, my favorite game is follet, but I’m afraid you don’t have a brotherhood of steel.

YYY: What are you doing?
Better not to know.
Give me a nice phrase.
How beautiful April air with bald nose...

> took the girl - it turned out to be a prostitute.
> says, until you calculate - I will live with you.
> to get married to her?

You get a tail and a map with a precise description of the farm pasture, a coal store, and a forest area where the mangal was lost last year.

The real story:
I sit, so I don’t touch anyone, I eat peelings. Suddenly I felt something touched the back pocket of my pants. I thought it seemed. Suddenly a child’s voice is heard: Stepa! and my promise. I turn – my niece (2 years old) stands behind my back with hundreds of papers (evidently from my pocket). He says: What? earned money? Go to the store and spend! = = )

I wonder who taught her that? Or is it on a genetic level?

Superheroes are harmful to young people. At school he went to the younger wing in the medpunk. I climb to the second floor, and there is a guy shouting 'I'm a spiderman' bending over the fence and flying down. The web appears to have ended - his leg broken.

working in Sapport I learned to know the exact date of birth of the subscriber by the password

Playing a children’s educational game, four-year-old German boy Til Schwagen could not understand why, when he presses on the number "9", the word "no" ("nein") comes from the columns. It was only when parents caught their child trying to crack the computer, they noticed that the game for English-speaking children...

Moral satisfaction is not to be demanded, but to be received, even in the most immoral way.

I heard from a reliable source, like an old general.
They "settled" in the headquarters, using its property to sign the submitted documents, without entering. Loving subordinates gave him a statement to sign on his own behalf with a request to resign, "because I, the old... quite... and all the papers already, not reading, I sign, and this too shake up, not looking." and signed. The request was satisfied by the chief.

A man is driving on the MQAD at UAZIK. He stops the haishnik and says:
You were driving at a speed of 140 km/h.
The man comes out of the car, stretches the keys to the haishnik and says:
If you do, I will pay a triple penalty.

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Not so long ago, namely in February of this year, came out (although not yet completely refined) the DPRK's Linux OS "Pulgan pell" (p. The Red Star. Discuss the functionality is not worth it, but share the filling - with pleasure:
1) keyboard input system "Hana"
2) there are built-in games: saper, shark, lines and... logic game (!) Preparation of chemical formulas
3) The Postal Client "Piggy"
Review of the book "My Comrade"
5) Firewall "Phenyan Fortress"
And of course antivirus:
6) Antivirus "Dietel"

A friend’s story:
I was told that I would be able to normally draw the schedule only when the snow falls in April. Weather for me!! to

xxx: This tweet was made on November 13.
Mmm... a scorpion.

LEO: Opening of the swimming season
I fell under the ice, fucking.

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Tagged with: salute
Fint: What are you doing?
Reset: Theorama
Will you be free tonight?
Reset: Probably...

Goopie: Sasuke, here you are a smart man. Tell me, how unobtrusive and polite is it to tell a man that I have long and stubbornly cheated with the green marble bricks of the Statue of Liberty on how he spent this damn Sunday?

The Mescaline Angel
In my 10th grade, it is spring... the theme is automatic animation.

Melkaya
OO

Melkaya
Do you call them?

The Mescaline Angel
Breasts are legal, there are about 2 billion in the world, the topic is studied - everyone is happy)

Recent studies have shown that after copying a long text, the mouse becomes harder!

Three fun friends.
The game car crew