She: How I want your loves!
He: Yeah, I’m not going to give a kiss, but I’ll think about it. They really bite a lot.
She is: an idiot!

X: Well, as they say, with whom you will behave...
Oh yeah, then you will wake up :)

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Jiraff: Hurra, I’ve glued a new box for storing onions!!! Look how beautiful!! to
BigTarakan: What only does a student who needs to get a diploma...

Do you know what to write to a girl? Write her a course.

Dear visitors, in the section "Russian music" in addition to Ossetian songs appeared Chechen songs.

4ekist: What was the surprise of the translators when they followed the "Mount&Blade" game, which they badly called "Mount&Blade. Fire and Sword "Mount & Blade: With Fire & Sword"

xxx:"Obama decided not to publish photos of murdered bin Laden"
YYY: Schoolchildren have never been deprived of such a number of demotivators.

My friend has the toughest anti-bot I know.
Instead of the question, he has a stupid phrase – who are you? I did not call you. Go to HBO!

Only now, when I needed to send a resume on soap, I realized that I needed to choose the name of the box more responsibly.

I downloaded the new Nero 10, a free ease-of-use version, unfortunately, ease-of-use - with its browser and image editor, with a bunch of functions to work with data and file sorting, with the ability to create your profile, I will not be surprised if in the depths of this product of the titanic work of programmers was and your video player.
This is where they pushed the button "write the disk" I for 10 minutes of digging in this intuitively understandable interface never understood about_O

Zhejiang Forum
xxx: I need a small car to drive around the city for a woman with a child.
Tagged: eye
ZZZ : Mathis
yyy: the eye is more budget)))
ZZZ: Motorcycle

Kyu (16:23:56 5/05/2011):
What should I say when I get a p/p?
You are my maid!

I think that people who decide where in the house will be the sockets bring a carousel with them, ride on it for a long time and then accidentally tick their fingers along the walls)

The child is pleased with the following words.
1) Dad, and the Nine is between the Eight and the Ten?
2) A father, since he is a neurotic, must be unclean and unclean.

WOW: Fuck, how I get angry with people who communicate depending on their mood...
I am also a man of mood.
No, you are not a man of mood.
You send in any mood.
Tagged: verified

You are my grass, and I am your chlorophyll.
You are my cat.
You are my zoophile))

Recently, a lady made a mistake and called me on the home phone, then followed this dialogue:
Call for hope.
We have no hope.
Did I get into Morocco again?! to

Novosibirsk, Shlyuz district

Slashnet (18:28:17 3/05/2011)
conversation of two interns in our alawar in a smoking room on the 7th floor (view from the window to the north)
Slashnet (18:28:31 3/05/2011)
in English
Slashnet (18:28:31 3/05/2011)
Is it seen far away? Something funny
This is Novosibirsk.
Surprisingly, where are we?
We are on the gate.
Is this not Novosibirsk?
- Yeah, fuck these Russians, as if they were, but they talk as if they were not.

I forgot my phone in the room. I scream to Grandma:
I am in shoes. Bring my cell phone, sorry. He seems to be on the table.
Such a black man?
and AGA.
It is connected to a cable.
Probably on charge. You pull her out.
My grandmother brought me a mouse from a notebook and USB cable.