The main organ is the ass. He takes part in everything - in treatment, teaching, upbringing, decision-making and searching for adventures.

And today I received a SMS from Megaphone: Dear subscriber, we inform you that today we have planned technical work on the network.

Why are you not sleeping?
[23:48:33] Serg: I will be already.. we are on the Dead Sea.. when I went here I read that type more accurately, said in the sea of salt 31% and need to get nothing in the eyes and in the mouth and with open wounds will be painful.. in the morning from the first time I entered it: slipped on the stones, immediately stumbled his mouth into the water, broke water and into the eyes of the dohuya got, broke his hand and foot about the stones..:)
[23:49:01] Serg: a full bouquet.. :)

Through throwing things away, you create a situation where they will soon be needed. Has it been? Throw away the Gandhi! XD is

In Egypt, they say they want to legalize sex with dead women. Saying goodbye to his wife six hours after her death
YYY: Oh no, maybe it’s still cracking.

How do I look at my ex?

If from the point of view of logic – with the eyes, if from the point of view of conscience – it is guilty, if from the point of view of Hamlet, then to look or not to look.

>"So, just one miracle hit himself with a heels in the chest, that knows the game in which you have to regularly run fucking, otherwise the Persian dies from constipation..."
The ship, the man. Eat and sleep and take a shower. And all this against the backdrop of trying to kill you by someone from the surrounding outwardly cute people. A great toy.

Haber, discussing the next patent wars:

Return to:
I wonder who owns the human DNA patent?

by Putnik:
There was one guy. I promised to judge everybody.

<IndY>allow me to call you "My close friend"

I want to see you in the office.
Give me a portrait :D

Yes, you’re at work, so today’s a working day.
Sometimes I’m jealous of you, poor people.
But then I think – "because I have money!" and jealousy goes away by itself.

Dialogue in the pharmacy, d - girl, p - seller:
D: Advice, jealously, a means to combat the rich inner world.
P: Emily...
D from the worms.

Conversation in ASCII:

Sister: How is it?? to
Sasha is not there, it is Matilda (cat)
Sister: You are the creature that passes by!????????????????? to

>>>Everyone can think of what we remember about respect for veterans only at the beginning.
>>> May of each year... It is so! But is it our fault? Did anyone of you in >>> childhood instill respect for people who went through the war? In the old age,

They vaccinated. And on every house where the veterans lived a red star was painted. There were 10 stars on some floors. The worst was the black strip.
Meetings with veterans were held. And the bossy behind them was fixed. I remember a blind man covered with tank burns. They came to him, sang, read the news, talked, questioned. When they left, he hugged and said thank you long and often. He had no grandchildren. There was no wife. He did not find anyone.
There was a legless pilot who made aircraft models. The whole house was covered by them. They were hundreds. Different sizes, colors and countries. He was most proud of the Order of Fame. The same with the Georgian tape. Because they are rewarded only by ordinary staff and sergeants. And he is from that issue when pilots were not given officer titles. Very rare among pilots. Every time I see people with these tapes, I remember him.

I remember the man who taught us to respect veterans – our pioneer leader. I was in the third class, he was in the eighth. During the attack, he was shot in both knees.
I am now 33

Ask the antibody the question: "two plus two multiply by zero?"
Now only schoolchildren write to me *facepalm*

xxx: In the government would need to add a position - a Facebook spammer. Someone has to point them to reality.
In any profession, such a job is needed.

If there were a female army, would you wait for me?
I would go to her!

Help me, I will reduce you.
Yyy: I cannot be diminished, dignity can be diminished
xxx: I'm sorry I suspect there's somewhere here, but I have the feeling that you offered me to talk with a fuck

XXX is
I remember my friends were roaring at me when I needed to call the sanitary.

XXX is
There was an association with German porn.
YYYY
No, porn with our sanitary equipment only for perversors

XXX is
Fuck me, fuck me!

YYYY
With what intonation do you say this?

What am I when I drink? You are... a fire! You have a sword on the side appears, in front of the eyes of the glasses in the shape of stars and crystal shoes. You play in three stories at the same time.