If the next president of the United States is Hillary Clinton, it will be the first time in history that one president fucked another president.

Preparation courses for birth.
After childbirth, you should not sit for two weeks.
Can I sit on the toilet?
You can, but you don’t have to go to the toilet to sit.

The piracy =

The year 1982. I just bought from the moreman in aprache the licensed Beatles vinyl "Abby Road". A couple of days later, Vadik looked at me from the fourth entrance with Dorzov’s newly acquired vinyl from the farce. Since what was my "Romantic", what Vadikov "Nota" wrote fucking, it was decided to go down to Boris, who had "Akai" In the end, six copies were made from the vinyls - two for me (which would blame me for nothing to write), two for Vadik (for the same reasons) and two for Boris (for services).
So now this exchange of music is called piracy?
I am too old to understand that.

In the pearls:

XX: I am just an angel in pay!

XX: Have you seen the Roscosus exhibition on the Vorobye Mountains?
XXX - Roscosmos

On a dating site:
Wonderful: What kind of craft do you make for bread?
I. Dumb: Oh, blue, I was a wizard, well, or "mag" in Basurman, gave a sacred vow and dinner to serve the great god Perun, then you would "Tor" in Basurman, steep them into the root, all had their names given by the cursed heroes. In the people we are called electricians, and sometimes we are considered blessed and rude. We are the only ones who give light to the people. So is it, and we live.

xxh: the papillon arranged a country feathered fauna of the first-May alcopati. He came to the country and poured into a compost of domestic wines. The birds have eaten apples and other berries and chicken the second day. The stubborn butterflies found mirrors on my car, look at them, do not recognize themselves and are surprised. I have all the front doors and windows.

Boris Grebenchikov about copyright: "Art must belong to the people"

Or the evil pirates, they steal, you know... I never heard that any pop star (not to mention the barista) died of starvation, just because her album was posted on torrents. If you don’t want a song "stolen" – don’t sing it to anyone. Close up in the sort and whisper to yourself. This is vocal onanism.
When we talk about pocketers/fraudsters and other similar scams, we are always talking about a specific amount of damage. Prove that by downloading a song on the Internet I deprived its copyright holder of some amount of money. What does it mean: "I didn’t buy the album and thus..."? Did I gather?

In the morning I dress up, the wife says, "If you turn your head to the left, there are clean different socks." I turn – they really lie. Three things and completely different.

yesterday I painted the maximum picture about the sound I hear in the phone phone in the background)) said if I will paint the sounds again, he will write me a doctor))
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Many have probably heard about synesthesia, but I will repeat that the so-called. Colour hearing (the ability to produce sound in the form of an object possessing colour, shape, and sometimes tangible characteristics) is not a disease in any classification. Your cap-psychologist synesthetist

XXX is husband. Thirty years]
XXX: Social networks with their mega-cool targeting suddenly stopped me advertising cars and started offering "Dating for unmarried"! O_O
XXX: Not that the phrase itself is quite strange, I immediately thought about whether "Dating for Married"? :D
XXX: but the most rugged, is what the virgins in the photos (photos are constantly changing)! One with a beer and a face that is ready for everything, the other almost dressed out on the street in the winter, the third selfie in the bathroom...
YYY: That’s why you’re not married yet.

Do you get without a rubber?
Give me a passport!
Why Why?
If I am pregnant, I am giving birth. :)
They wear a condom quickly.
No need to use it;-)

Fuck to fuck. Piracy is earning income from other people’s work. When the result of this work appears in free access, I take and use. Illegal copying for sale is piracy. I downloaded a photo jacket and used it in production - a pirate. Painting flowers on family photos - no. The imho is clear as a day. And when resellers-distributors buy from the author a song, record it on a carrier, and then sell it out can't - it's their problem, not the author. Who has recently paid a fine for performing their songs, since there were no copyrights on these songs? Let’s go crazy with such laws.

At first, the court very much wanted to punish the accused Vasilyev strictly, but she said, "I will not" and the prosecutor cried.

The fact that there is no virgin plume is not a clear evidence that the schoolgirl was a villain. She could accidentally crash into the bicycle at twelve, and against the backdrop of a leg fracture such a subtle consequence, of course, did not notice. So even a gynecologist has no right to fantasize about someone’s personal life.

"Police began the inspection of the collected on "The Show" photographs". On one of their photographs, a 10-year-old boy with a poster "Kasha is evil". Clearly an extremist!

So... what kind of crap? Is it not Greek? And if grapefruit, it is clearly a badly hidden hint of its increased price, that is, the inability of the authorities to regulate food prices, that is, the inability to regulate the economy, that is, a direct indication of the incompetence of the authorities, and this is already, in fact, a clear call for its overthrow. Everything is simple, comrades, we just need to be vigilant in our difficult time, when the ring of enemies is shrinking around our homeland.

I do not understand anything about it. You are an expert, here you have the money, tell me how to do it.
This is so right.
I do not agree.

You can inquire about the prices for "faces" in the area of the late 90s and try to imagine the way of development of computer technology, without terrible pirates in separate Russia.
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For many years, the hoodies have taught ordinary users that there is only one operating device, one office package, one graphic editor, and only the most recent versions of the cosher (until now it is considered to use the latest version of Photoshop for several thousand backs to reduce the size of the photo). While the bourgeoisie, forced by copywriters to count every penny, actively sought, or even independently wrote, the most suitable programs for them, thus systematically developing the entire software industry, we generally did not develop anything but pirates. Finally, the programmers were achieved by the domestic educational institutions, which became the state. The money was to educate the population to the software products of strictly defined firms, which these firms were, of course, very pleased. But the management of the enterprises, which found out that, for example, their hose-designer, in order to remove the drawing of a wooden drawer, needed a super-popper drawing package worth ten such drawers annually - was not pleased. Added to the drama the inseparable alloy of stupidity and uselessness of our men and officials, who joyfully rushed to find "cybercrime" where it suddenly became possible (even when in their office such crimes were on every computer).
Ⓒ Lurkmore

After all, by the idea, men are most interested in not having children after sex. For women it is just beneficial - you can at least shake the alimony for 18 years, and if not one... And as a maximum - you can force a guy to marry yourself and get a lifelong sponsor, which is again a profit.
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You’re missing out one moment in your logic. The child itself. Even the real ones!) Even if they are able to feed them (also the quest) will be enough in the best case for the child to feed and poorly dress. Schools, toys or hotels? and forget. My free time? and there.
And the effects on the body from pregnancy / childbirth are also sugar.
And so yes, unwanted pregnancy and a child for a woman are not as terrible as for a man.

If you consider that many people used condoms during the first sex, then the idea of telegony explains why there are so many ganglions among people.