396501 [ + 21349? ] [Thank you that]
She> you won the main prize!
He> has sex!? to
She> fucking...

391289 [ + 19783? ] [Thank you that]
<DialSoft> Emm...
<DialSoft> Hit it with a stick
<DialSoft> He is a dead march (

Lord of Admina! The first quote received more votes in 2 days than one of the best quotes of a year ago, while being essentially ordinary, outstanding and not remarkable. From all Basha - Rise up with your novelty, return the old tower.
lovers of pluses - press the pluses so that the request to the top comes out



Yes, gentlemen admin, or if you click on the plus, the rating increases by...seven at once.

And copy this quote in "Add", also as an option!

My Count, I got bored again, because loneliness is not sugar, and everything around me got enough, well, your diploma touched...
Kay > It may be a ball or hunting will relieve from heart pain... Karochi, go to work and go to work and go to work...
ksuNdrik > Sir, I want to have time for lunch, there is little left... what fucking I will come to you, because my horse is broken...
Kay > How could you not agree?! Do not pass the thirst of shades... I do not love the light - I hurry forgiveness...

We stayed at a friend's house with a ball campaign. Passed with everyone, pat decided with the other single. In a hurry, they found a room, fell on a tie. After five minutes I do my job and start turning my head to the right. A guy is sitting behind the camp, playing chat. I do not bother him with that kind of thing?".. he turns so tired, breathes and says "eh.. children.." and keep playing.
I could do nothing more...

Panthera
So I went for a toner for the printer))
Panthera
30 minutes and it’s dirty.

I live in an invincible country. Today I was passing by the military commissariat, and from there there was a heartbreaking drunk cry: “Where are you dragging me, shrimp?!"

He told me about his joyful youth.
In general, the director of their school bought a video snapshot, well since it was in a thousand nine hundred thumbnails, then, of course, it was in a strange and wildly expensive, etc. She bought to record the Komsomol gatherings, then watch them... It is not clear how she was all there explained when buying but she understood this: you connect to the TV and he, the TV will shoot.... She was explained that there should be a camera to shoot, but the aunt was stubborn, no one believed, forced to connect to the TV to put it all on the camera in the acting room, and the meeting, technically turned the camera on the speakers, then into the hall....

Natasha’s manager has become evil. I came yesterday, I went yesterday.
2: Do not fuck.
1: Are we here?
2: Do not fuck.

<[AnDrEy]> people, who knows how to configure the internet?Where can I read it? :)
<+Notaha> I would like to reply to "sweet"
<+Notaha> but it’s too cruel

xxx: listen and you set up the Russian tags in Amarok?
YYY: Ah, it’s not for me I learned to understand what’s written there :)
xxx: o_o
It’s also a way out.

She: I am disappointed
Is it in me? ( by
She is: No. In the men.
He is :/

XXX is mda. Speaking on the phone and writing in asky is difficult.
Yyy: and speaking on the phone from which you write in asky is even harder

Anya
Serena, it’s gone beyond all the limits! I have no idea in my head how I could have done that! Who do you like except your friend and sister’s sister???It was a joke, but why do you do that?
Madly
What Happened? You are a bl.
Anya
I’m not an asshole, I try to figure it out. I want to ask you what happened. I was called today from Macdon and said that I supposedly filled some shit about the device to work! and said that I need to come to an interview... can you explain what it means?
Madly
This is her.

fantask: it's like we at the junior hockey world championship spoke "Judge-Pidoras", then remembered that he doesn't understand Russian.
and decided to scream "reference is Elton John".

<eXecuT> AJAX emailed me from work, congratulated me on holidays and quotation below you were fired

It is now coming. dr. in warehouses
Hello to you! by Othello? (Route to the coffee shop)
Could you better drink coffee? (with hope in the voice)

05.05.2008 19:20:41, Mashechka
I am so tired at work, I am so well lying in the bathroom.

05.05.2008 19:20:59, orrant
What are you annoying?It is :)

05.05.2008 19:22:15, Mashechka
I tell the truth.

05.05.2008 19:22:49, orrant
You get annoyed by lying in a warm bath naked.

05.05.2008 19:25:52, Mashechka
AAAA

05.05.2008 19:26:24, Mashechka
In other words, hiding naked.

<ArtemZoomZoom> In turn today at McDake read their complaint book! It began with the words: "Ura! It is over!" I could not read further.

He noted that the dogs have regularly a very sad and painful expression of the mouth. Why is? Where is the light? Where is the back?

I always asserted it... he still looks on the sides... as if his stitch would be stopped... sadly a fox, "don’t beat, I’m a shit";

> this is interesting.
>Trachodrom is where the trachado
>A on the ipodrome - ipuccio?

Ask about the Observatory...

and ZooMeR:
Daddy came grit here icon in the car

and ZooMeR:
He went out into the corridor...I said so under my nose—Best you bought me brake drums...