[14:33] <Sergic> harsh Russian programmers tried to introduce a subprogram in a German machine
[14:33] <Sergic> Internal Error 108 said machine
[14:33] <Sergic> harsh Russian programmers scratched the tail and replaced.1 with 0.1
[14:33] <Sergic> Internal Error 108 said machine and explicitly defiled
[14:33] <Creature[MSK]> Sergic harsh Russian programmers again thought in Japanese?
[14:34] <Sergic> harsh Russian programmers scratched below the tail and cleaned the place
[14:34] <Sergic> Internal Error 108 said machine, rushing to trouble
[14:35] <Sergic> a *&%*^&$&*# said tough Russian programmers and introduced the subprogram to the program base, increasing its deployment by 6 times
[14:35] <Sergic> &^$*&^%*$ said the fascist machine and destined to earn

From the news:
Inhabitants of Vladivostok, whose children massively bring notes from schools with a request on behalf of teachers to allocate a certain amount to their children for a journey to the cinema with class, noted that teachers in the question of choosing a film show rare unanimousness.
For a few days, many schools and liceums of Vladivostok as a team are organizing collective journeys to the cinemas for the new film of Nikita Mikhalkov “The Tired of the Sun-2. Advance", which, despite its "greatness" and the author's stated "greatness", lacks stars from the sky of cash fees. At the address of the new film of the outstanding Soviet film director has already crashed the square of criticism, and experts forecast the film novel failure in the box office.
For the sake of the education session "by Mikhalkov" in schools even cancelled classes, and after viewing children will be given the task to write a composition (!) of the seen.
The morning sessions of the city cinemas are filled with nine of the most different ages: from 1st (!!) in the 11th class.
One of the cinemas provided the hall for free to students of the internat for deaf and deaf (!!!) The children.

I think comments are superfluous.

My friend works in Germany.

The Hand:
For example, today I found a cell phone at work, and it is forbidden. I didn't think for a long time, that it was turned off and performed the role of an alarm from lunch so that I accidentally wasn't at lunch too long - the question disappeared!)))
to to:
I wonder, do they know how to invent the scratch?
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I do not know. I just understood that everything needs to be said very calmly and seriously))) the trance as it rolls))) the main thing is not to roast, but to roast in full.
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Robots are taking over the earth!!!! to

/* Baggerport on the advertisement board */
Describe what you did when the error occurred (if desired):
I ate cookies and clicked on the pages. There was a warm spring wind outside the window. The link to the next page in the search output seemed to have clicked under my finger and...
At the same time, the horror! I saw a window, small and disappointing, with an error report.
NanoFone

With one cocktail...
Plumbum: it is better to come up with such a machine that ten deputies would be launched there, and one tower would come out.

xxx: the pop scene proved that the sperm has a positive effect on the vocal cord

What fucking life was it? I wanted more people to know about the reserve officer, who remained after 33 years of service, without an apartment, and that everybody once again thought about what shit is sitting on top of us and stealing us all. Sorry, good man, I pressed ridiculously not because it was ridiculous, but because my friend didn’t. Dear admin, can you put + and -?

I’m in the electric car with a girl (D):
I - and I recently got to work here.
D is where?
I’m in one of the office...
D is cool! You’re probably all smart there... well in the sense of technicians..))
How subtle you’ve been to humans now 😉
c) Capricorn

Comrades, there is a disgrace! Mikhalkov hardly got money for his last fucking masterpiece, and you know what it invented? This is not mentioned anywhere in the news. I quote :
Officials from the city council of Vladivostok gave directors of schools an instruction to arrange for high school students a compulsory collective viewing of the new film of Nikita Mikhalkov: Tired of the Sun. In the middle of the day, classes were cancelled for high school students, who were organized and led to view for their own money.

You find it, do you not find it?? to

It’s cool not to be a cat and to throw the sausage out of the refrigerator when you want.

3 o’clock at night, I try to sleep.
beau: from the top of the Ahuen columns a drama
Beau: I think – "die, the devil!and "
Beau: Then - "Al not, first cut off your mushroom and then die!!and "
The music stopped in two minutes.
My white magic is stronger than his black magic.

Hello, my friend told me that you’re studying programming. Please explain what the two-dimensional masses in Pascal are.
I: I lost
You are all the same programmers.

XXX: I will tell you.
How long will you work?
XXX: I don’t know
Why has the font changed?
Are the letters getting bigger?
Blonde: You too
XXX: And I told you!! Your new monkey from China is hernia!

Friends, remember Star Wars - Palpatine originally ruled a free republic, but through the introduction of new and new laws he came to the empire. Reminds me of nothing?
Don’t go anywhere, just think. Then we will have the Emperor PallPutin :-)

You understand that childhood is over, when you approach the plate, raise the cover of the pot, and there... empty.

This happened in the mid-1990s. My friend’s father is called Fedor.
Stepanovich was sick in his stomach. He drank and was treated with folk remedies, but patience ended, I had to go to the hospital. It must be said that they lived in the remote district center of Tatarstan, where the medical service was, as it would be, not at a very high level, that is, no one. So, he came to the hospital, the doctor looked at him and diagnosed appendicitis. They started preparing for the operation, well, they shaved where they needed, washed, washed what they needed, put on the table. And here from some village, on a tractor, bring some man with a broken appendix (well, the thing is awful, peritonitis there and all that). by Fedor
Stepanovich says, so and so, the case is critical, you will have to wait. Nothing to do, he comes down from the table. He sits and waits. At that time, the man is undergoing an operation. And at the most culminating moment in the hospital (and in the entire village) the light is cut off. A slight shock, but in Russia, such a fist occurs constantly, so doctors run for lamps, lamps and the operation continues. From all of this, a friend's father's eyes climb to his forehead and an accelerated heartbeat begins. And most interestingly, the stomach stops getting sick. He gets up, goes to the doctor and says, like, comrade doctor, I’ve got it all over, maybe I’ll go home. Well, the doctor, of course, as in the proverb "baby with the wagon, the cowboy is easier" it is only pleasant. He replied, OK, go, but if anything right away. F. S. on the joys flew home like on the wings (that is, there are a couple of three kilometers for the village resident!). Since then, more than 15 years have passed.
Fyodor Stepanovich appendicitis has never been sick! This is the shock therapy of Russian medicine. The Americans and the Germans before us.

In the framework of the “Support for the Automotive Industry” programme, the government authorized
Trafficking in cocaine.

xxx: Our children will speak "pfff" but my parents can’t remember how my brain-controlled computer bugs are turned on"
YYY: Tetris then get instead of the computer

The deadline for attempted coup is:
6 years in prison for failure.
Five years of presidential term.

If you still sit, why stop?
I left for the armor.

Greetings from the Russians. I don’t see any reason to blame us for stealing gas from Russia. Our people, like yours, suck and not gas. And who in our countries is betraying, we all know very well. Only you call them pirates, and we have pirates.