And in the Baykalye today is good... Snow falls with large pebbles. In the morning, I went out with my son on sandy rides, snowmen climbed, snowmen played... When we are still playing in snowmen... Tomorrow, May 1st!! to

I read the morning news on the tape... "The German special services found in the smuggled porn plans of terrorist attacks "Al-Qaeda" - fucking I even fear to imagine what the terrorists have conceived.

Walk with a girlfriend. The conversation went on to a sensitive topic. I:"Yes, we are good girls, hentai don’t look at". Friend, not thinking:"Speak for yourself!"... O_o"

I went with my brother to the store and bought him a Huawei phone.The consultant said that he has one disadvantage - not by himself in Russia to go with a phone of this name.In fact, the price-iron ratio is the best option. The first thought as a phone which Huawei proved to be the best of all?)

In my head is a snack, in my ears is a snack... thank you, dear, don’t prepare dinner for me today, I’m full.

All the guys are cats!! Yesterday he licked my heels, and today he is married to some fool.
YYY: Maybe the reason is in you? Or calling him foolish in the presence of friends is normal? IMHO stupid here you were - after your murders he decided to marry an Armenian woman (!)

What about Dylan?
He has it...how is it? In general, spermotoxicose, only the opposite about vodka.

A discussion of the photo of bin Laden and his family during a visit to London in the 1970s.

Ben Laden looks very nice and peaceful, who could have thought! but! Osama is already sitting in the same famous posture, with a calash.
222: Usama second on the right, he never sits on the photo.
111: the second right is not like )) I - for the character in a hat and a green sweater )))
333: Usama 2nd on the left with the chumodane, most like!
444: Karoch, Usama was already hard to find.

clear: let the people eat today in the bus. the girl comes in, just Barbie! a man like that, a figure like that. on high heels-the most juice! better not to imagine! well and we go out at one stop! I think like this: "Now she will step down, and here I am all such a savior and will rise up to help her and ask what affairs and help to get to the hospital"...and then she goes down right in front of me!!! to
Lotus: Well and you what?
Clear: nothing... stumbled and went on...
Kitty: fucking fucking...I just got home with that leg.
and. ... →

Mom works in the county administration, soon the election of a new head of the district, there is an instruction to support the candidate in every way from the bulk, up to the preparation of questions and his subsequent answers to them at the "meeting with the people", for the logical question "does he need it?" received an excuse (

From a culinary website:

cut not a very small bowl of pineapples, (if you do not like the gesture, you can limit yourself to its content, i.e. and ananas)

The morning after the holidays started very well. A customs officer crashed into the office and all colleagues met him approving: "Ooo, look, fasten, a piece of the border".

The DHCP service failed to register with the service controller.
The following error occurred:
Operation successfully completed.

Microsoft is Microsoft.

Plushkin: I get up in the morning as usual, I don’t think about anything... I just have to wash the dishes. I pour a feather into a bowl, put it on a plate, break five eggs and only then it comes to me.

xxx: Moreover, Valgalla is not exactly paradise, in our understanding, right?
YYYY: Yes
Yyy: In Paradise are not poured.
XXX: there is no sunshine and pony crawling with the rainbow
XXX: and pure puppy such a subterranean world, right?

How many feelings does a person have?
It means meaning?
He: Well, there is touch and others.
He: So how much?
I don’t know, maybe everyone is different.
She: We are all different.

SMS announcement on TV:
"Beautiful, smart, poor, looking for the exact opposite"

Yesterday with friends a little drunk on the street and decided to continue the evening in the apartment went all in the elevator and suddenly stuck.. began to call the elevators, shouted, called for help, then a sleepy voice asks us: what happened, 10 seconds we were silent, then scream on the entire elevator: "you won't believe it. "

I don’t know what else could be answered.

by Habr
OpenMinded: You can’t worry until the bots start writing their own bots to perform all kinds of routine tasks.

I went to one of my colleagues to go. From the class "goes to one, borrowed all". Almost for hours hanging on the partition, interfering with her, and we work, everything is called upon. Polite accompanying is not possible, hame down - the state office, immediately the complaint runs. At lunch we discuss methods of combating boredom.
Ol, and you’ll agree next time.
Olya: What are you? I have a guy! Even if it wasn’t...
The Boss: Listen to me. As he comes, get up sharply, hold him by the hand, and say that I agree to everything, and right now. Be sure he will find important things right away. I know such ballabols, they only know how to work well with the language.
Here comes to mind our ever-sleeping practitioner: language can work? Oh girls, when you come, call me, okay?