Giugliamilano: He is so beautiful
I have butterflies in my stomach!
mary39new: thus the hose began to crawl...

The boy
Have the months started?

The girl
Yes is

P is
What about sex today?

D is
Nothing visible

D is
The January baby is delayed.

In connection with the growing popularity of tunnels in the ears, the phrase "go into the ear" becomes quite straightforward.

In 11th grade I was given 30 rubles for lunch every day... So I had to starve about a week to buy a large pack of condoms.

Aaa: Our prey broke our brains today
Today, we discussed the origin of man.
aaa: It is interesting to argue on this subject with a man who is the father of Adamovich.

Cranes of Logic:
White wine is yellow because it is made from green grapes, and it is also dry.

Did you go to the toilet today?
No, and what then?
I’ve been there twice, and I couldn’t get there either time.
- O_O
Not in that sense!

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- I'm going to "Tor" see...What do you think - on the regular or 3D tickets to take?
“As a person who is now going through the university’s surface of rotation, I answer: any tor that is not 3D is a fake. = D

According to Islam, the martyrs go to Paradise, where 72 virgins are waiting for them. On May 2, a tweet entitled “The Ghost of Bin Laden” said: “70 virgins are left. I need to smoke and sleep.”

Excerpts from the 1st class task:

"He_k from fear tries to eat!"

the task to insert the slogan "g" )))

Murphy's Laws for Women: That you are not pregnant, you will definitely find out in the evening of the day when the only time in a month you decide to go out in white clothes.

New family relationships:

Tagged with: "Spring at"
Tagged with: "Ending by"
Serena: "and actually s"
Tagged with: "nothing to do with"
Serega: "During sex I represent"

Thirty O
70 O

Instead of 30 and 70 percent, the finrider gave out 30 skinheads and 70 pioneers.

The daily horoscope
Capricorn (December 22 - January 20) Today in business you should be extremely careful, because you can make an elementary mistake, full of financial losses. The risk of food poisoning, household injuries, road accidents will increase. Happiness will accompany you at every step.
Do I think they want to fuck me somewhere?

And it seems to me that vegetarian fairy dogs are brutally deceived by other more fairy dogs. They carry the seal of condemnation and superiority on their heads.
Let them eat in any Abkhazia and there they will tell 100 year old people that meat is harmful. I think they’re just blowing off on the wind caused by a whistle.

At the age of 20 they were asked the question "How to study?" at 23 "How to work?" and at 25 "When do you get married?"

A Chinese man survived after two lightning strikes. A recording from the surveillance camera. A lightning hits the passing man. He falls, stands up, holding his head goes on and then another lightning hits him.

Comment: "He stole Ryden’s wallet"

Dad and son are on the bus. The son sees the woman in the package.
I know why I need these things. This is a bathtub for aunt.
Such topics cannot be discussed publicly.
The boy was upset and said even louder.
– You can’t, you can’t... Here’s what your mom says – you can’t sneeze in the bathroom, but you sneeze!

Lily
Do you have more blondes? Or the brunettes?
Phillip
I like my breasts =)
Lily
What about hair color?
Phillip
I don’t like the hair growing on my breasts.