Fairy: I have the paternity of Alexandrovna, my husband Alexanderovich. Well, we somehow did not pay special attention to such a coincidence, until one of our acquaintances seriously said - I wonder why after the wedding women take not only the surname, but also the paternity of the husband?
To my "you've chorned" and the insightful explanation that paternity is given by the father once and for all, he replied, "Why then did you change paternity after marriage?

I feel like this program is 27 years old, and I feel like it is 5 years old!
Five-year-olds just don’t choose such a bright dress.
The five-year-olds choose the Soviet power and the planned economy.

Once a box of "Klinsky" won the stock, I was called and told that the car would come in so that I could go out and pick it up. Quietly mothering (me, a disabled, walking to wash a beer box (in bottles!) On the eighth floor, the elevator does not work. They promised to deliver home.I go down... Behind the wheel of an action car a beautiful girl. I immediately forgot that I was disabled and remembered that I was a man who’t have a girl dragging a beer box to the eighth floor. After her departure, I remembered that I was not just a man, but a lazy and not the most stupid man, and called my friends. There was no need to carry the box to the eighth floor. The elevator was repaired, and I didn’t have to carry it.

xxx: as I am rightly suggested here - the rise with the coup is not an exercise, but the ordinary political and social life in Africa.

> Stop eating on the internet. You know well that theft is bla bla bla.

Copying in not theft.

If I sprinkled the apples from grandmother Manny, she would not have them, the apples would be smaller, the profits would be smaller.

If I copied the apples of Mania’s grandmother, she had the same amount of apples left, the profit was the same. (There is no unreceived profit)

Piracy is not a matter of theft but of convenience. And while publishers think they can sell me DRM content, with registration, spam and advertising, they won’t get a penny from me.

Marinka
By the way
Life here gives me wonderful metaphors.
I went yesterday on a busy street, around a bunch of people, the sun, all the business. I think, I listen to music. I see people looking at me somehow. And I see, right in front of me, a man sitting on the sidewalk and crying!
Lovely
If I needed the quintessence of the last few days, that was it.
Okay, I go out in the morning, to go for a girlfriend. The mood is fucking, but I try to think positively. The type of grass, however, is green, the trees are broken up, dwarfs, heat, life is beautiful!
And in the thoughts of life is beautiful I see on the grass the bodies and menta around it.
Life, I understand you.
It is adorable.

Regarding the music:

Normal groups on their websites post their creativity in open free access, and people still go to their concerts. Tickets are purchased, the ball goes - win

Bad groups mourn about piracy, because no reasonable person will go to their boring creation at overpriced prices. the ticket even rub fast, the bubble does not go - fail

xxx: good inhabitants hanged in agit posters "throw out rubbish - say chru-chru"
Who knew it would fall on such a graceful soil?
I found a d...op, who in the middle of the night orets a hru-hru and a shark grenade throws a pack of garbage from the window.

The issue of piracy.
I liked how Radiohead did when Rainbow came out. You go to the site - you pay as much as you think you need, including £0, and you get the album.

I have one relative, let’s call him, say, Yasha. Uncle under 40. He is, in short, a great theorist. He lives with his parents and has never owned his own household, but he loves to teach others as he should; he is single and childless, but he loves to give advice on how to build relationships in the family and raise children; he works in a state office, where he is not responsible for anything, but knows exactly how to organize his business. Overall, the creation is quite meaningless, but very fun.

Recently, Yasha decided that the beer butterfly of the last trimester of pregnancy did not decorate him and went to the gym. For the first lesson, he grabbed from three different cockroaches for trying to teach them how to swing properly (they are doing the wrong thing, he read!). In general, the plans have been adjusted, now Yasha does not want to go to the gym, but to the box, to give transfers, in the hint that there will be more serious damage in the event of it, offended.

Governor at the 9th of May:

"Everything can be married.
Meeting the youth of Gorillaz,
Which Second World
It’s already a bit confused with Trojan."

So the copies, stop. Do you seriously think that if you can’t listen to the record, we’ll go and buy it?
Not to live. So stop broadcasting about “millions of lost profits” due to piracy.

Botox in between the eyebrows.
Xxx: Earlier, when I first shrugged my eyebrows, I immediately realized that I was angry. Now I have to scream. No more intermediate stage (

Comrade, what is your question?
I want to get a loan from your bank.
How is your name?
The splitters.
Why did you take the tail with you?
In any case.

Regarding the charge after which the muscles and sticky oatmeal grind to feel the hopelessness of life:

There was one acquaintance, chilly and nonsense, with the guys always trouble. It can not walk for a long time, joints from birth are bad, dangerous. Wear heavy can not, and suddenly the kidneys will descend. I only ate cookies and chips, the rest was tasteless. But most importantly, she didn't like life, everything was boring.

After four years, we didn’t talk and met. It turned out to have begun to do half-dance, walk in the gym, eat properly (by the way, you can add shrimp and curacao to the meal). Suddenly, life played with new colors, the bridesmaids broke up, good friends, interests appeared.

Why am I this? No matter what, run away.

Unrespected manufacturers, remember once and for all: Import replacement, this means "our domestic, only better and cheaper (because you do not have to lead from nowhere)", and not "native shit to fuck, but at European prices", not you, so to speak, are trying to replace.

Once again. Do not jump if you do not like it. This already frankly suggests the idea of a complete schizophrenia of pirate supporters - "I am forced to pay for every shit." No is! You are being forced for consumed content. It is your right to consume it or not.
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The next time you are sold instead of chicken - grill in an opaque package of inflatable bugs with EULA type "Opening this package you renounce all claims to its content, you are allowed to use the content only one, in a dark room and with closed eyes, breaking any item you become a pirate,..".
Your right is to consume frogs instead of chicken or not.

Today, 1 May, my wife and I came out of Vladivostok in a car accident (not by our fault). A traffic jamming.
“Would you help?” said one driver.
“Are they all alive?” asked one driver.
“Learn to ride, cowboy,” ten people said.
“Heaven bought the right, fool!” greeted twenty people.
“The idiots of the...eye,” thirty people complained.
They photographed the broken cars – a thousand people.
We were cursed by ten thousand people.
“I’ll buy your car,” a mysterious stranger who has a connection with GAI sent a SMS.
I want to say to you, dear “country” people. I have also seen you all in the grave, with rare exceptions.

Finished by:
A total nonsense.
and----
Amy, my wife?? to
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It is not in a parallel universe.
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It’s scary to say, but a pink haircut, a charged tablet, porn and three kittens in bed replace a full-fledged man. Fully and equally.
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Terribly, but a cute whore and a bottle of red wine perfectly replace a girlfriend and wife.
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Would a prostitute give birth? Would the prostitute wash? Or a bottle of wine (which would be more fun)? Yes, at least I didn’t say that a prostitute would replace a full-fledged woman. Here is a bottle of wine.
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Why do I need someone "to clean" I can do it all myself. If the homework is very difficult, I will hire a service company. I don’t understand, but from three cats now girls can get pregnant? A prostitute can get pregnant and become a decent wife to someone, she is not an alien, but the same woman.
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You have lost anyway, accept it. You need another woman to replace one woman, and the author of the original quote suggested a set to replace a man, which does not include a man.

They split immediately after the first sex. He stated that she was not small and he would now call her Deep.
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Why was the girl so insulting?
I would take and become called "small" his MPH, once for him deeply.