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[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №63672
 02.05.2012
A friend writes under the impression of Barbie-Lucyanova:

Kamment can be read with popcorn)) and let's also in Hinduism what thread we hit. You will play with the muscles, and I will show the hair for 7 seconds))) We will promote veganism, raw food and onanism. There are no females. And the crowds of bodies will try to convince us of our physical rejection of women. And a lot of dwarfs that will lead us stupidly. We will purify the world from the Downs, and we will drill the people, which will bring us moral satisfaction from the created.

What would you say?

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №63671
 02.05.2012
I work for a company that develops medical instruments and implants. The tool is made of material intended for implantation. Talk to the engineer: "It’s good that it’s made of such material. If during the operation something from it breaks off and remains inside the person, then at least it will fit in composition and will not rust.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №63670
 02.05.2012
I was in Dacia. I hear a neighbor cutting grass with a grass-cutting machine.
There is a dialogue between him (c) and his wife (g).
You are Miyagi!
C is AAA!
“Misha, your mother, there are flowers growing!”! to
c: Continues to do his ruthless deed and replies relentlessly to her: "They have already flourished!"

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №63669
 02.05.2012
Sometimes it seems to me that all the great deeds were done by people who did not want to write a diploma.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №63668
 02.05.2012
I sit, I read lectures on physics, 2nd course: "Let’s Imagine a Six-dimensional Space..." Deals, Yapt!

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №63667
 02.05.2012
K1ll is:
Microsoft, shit, I hate you!
The driver could not be installed because: You need to reinstall the drivers of this device. (Code 18) Press "Reset" to reinstall the drivers of this device.
Fucking lovers of recursions.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №63666
 01.05.2012
In the United States, the letter reached the address 50 years later.

It was sent through Russia.? to

[ + 42 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №63665
 01.05.2012
Turn on REN TV. "Underground dwarfs control human consciousness..." Turn off Ren-TV.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №63664
 01.05.2012
The Honda Club Forum:

The problem:
The car strikes.
Method of elimination:
...
To be happy, to beat, is to love.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №63663
 01.05.2012
American Scott McMurry received a postcard that his mother sent him from Chicago to Georgia in 1958.
Last week, the postmen delivered her to the specified address, but not to Georgia, but for some reason to another state - Florida.

The exchange of experience with the Russian Post appears to have been successful.

[ + 43 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №63662
 01.05.2012
Where have you been for two weeks? Driving to rest? Show the pictures.
Look at...
What kind of shit is this picture?? to
The X-ray. Others do not do.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №63661
 01.05.2012
When I walk around the school yard and look at these... children, a beast wakes up in me.
YYY: The Pediatric? :D

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №63660
 01.05.2012
XXX: The size of her breasts went to the background... Yes, it’s definitely love :)

[ + 28 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №63659
 01.05.2012
In Russia, bicycles are in fashion not because it is a sport or physical activity, but because you can drink beer with friends.

[ + 27 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №63658
 01.05.2012
I need a Russian speaker.
Veterinary for cats. I want him
to castrate. ...
A veterinarian for what? O_O

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №63657
 01.05.2012
xxx (in Skype): Moore Moore
YYY: What is it?
XXX: Moore is Moore!
YYY: I can’t hear you!
xxx (in chat): Moor Moor I say fucking

[ + 84 - ] Comment quote №63656
 01.05.2012
In Japan, Sakura is blooming. I want there. To sit on a fresh grass with a bowl of green tea and watch the thin pebbles tremble in the wind... Only that will give me the strength to live...
Did you go to the Chernobyl region? We will sit with a bottle of vodka on a lead plate, feel the affectionate wind through the chemistry and watch the flowered cherry hunt for the May bushflies flying past.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №63655
 01.05.2012
I remember, in the Omsk school in the first year, a physics teacher painted a task on a board about the dam and the bobra. At the same time, he was catastrophically unable to draw, the bobber in him turned out to be similar to the xxx and the entire audience kept his breath behind and watched the development of events.

Prepod noted that he completely captured the attention of the audience and took the method to arm. And it went: the elastic collision of two chariots with the bobras, the centrifugal force of the bobra, the sum of the vectors of the forces of the bobra hanging behind the tail...

In the second course, we followed the bobrome-electric, and in the third, when the bobrome looked at the sunlight through the prisma and calculated the fracturing coefficient of the light beam passing through the glass, we and my family moved to Peter and I never learned what happened to the bobrome-atomic.

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №63654
 01.05.2012
Comrades, shamans, witches, sorcerers, druids! beat in the drum, read your curse, mantras, burn the grass, but fuck, that tomorrow will be a good weather!! to
YYY: I don’t know how about the bubble, but the grass is bursting.
XXX: mainly so that hemp is not burned, or the whole city is covered.

[ + 13 - ] Comment quote №63653
 01.05.2012
When you go anywhere on GPS, do not forget to cross the rivers.

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