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[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №97304
 01.05.2014
Author of Quotes:

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Polkovnik: I go to the store all that brutal, in the dirt, in the wounds, the expression of the face is not the best, I approach the department with vodka. And there the boy-marchendaiser bottles on the Feng Shui shifts. And he barred, you know, what I need) I stumbled him on the shoulder - move on. And this miracle raises a clear eye on me, changes in my face, and says, Do you need my clothes?
I was even lost to answer.
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The correct answer: "and also shoes and motorcycles"

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №97303
 01.05.2014
A little girl, 2 years old, sleeps over a box of liver. Read what’s written on the box and we’ll open it. He enthusiastically leads his finger on the Korean hieroglyphs and says: “Very delicious. We need to eat!"

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №97302
 01.05.2014
Let us start with ourselves. I will throw cigarettes into the urn from next Monday and you will stop stealing billions from the budget.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №97301
 01.05.2014
When acquaintances bring the child a musical toy - speaking and false singing dolls, children's phones, whispering wheels, etc., another crash test of sedatives comes.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №97300
 01.05.2014
The Route. The little girl continues to talk to her mother, “Aunt Light has a lot of clothes?” Mom: Yes, my aunt of light is fashionable. He brought an entire suitcase. The daughter, reasonably so: - And if it is described, it is not scary, you can change clothes.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №97299
 01.05.2014
and Twitter:
Are you connected to the Yotafon? As Glonass drowned, I will not find the way to the prayer.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №97298
 01.05.2014
In connection with the fact that Microsoft has announced the introduction of its own sanctions against the Russian Federation, I no longer use non-licensing when using crackers, but simply introduce retaliatory sanctions against Microsoft.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №97297
 01.05.2014
Apart from jokes. I talked to a girl from Oklahoma. I asked her how it was, life after life. And she answers me: Yes, it's okay, but it's angry that in the crocodile garden all the cucumbers are eaten))

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №97296
 01.05.2014
In the construction company:
I have a virus discovered.
Secretary : OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! How terrible!
Tagged: be afraid
Secretary: Checked or how did you find out?
Review: Analysis has passed
Chapter 1: Virus on Compass
Secretary: Here's how it all turns out, Analysis
Admin : joke fucking)) in the face of the problem!
Check me for viruses.
Give me the bottles.
The auction will be held and everyone will be given - don't worry
I’ll check them all now!!I have an epidemic too!

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №97295
 01.05.2014
The Five in Philosophy is vanity and vanity. But the three in psychology is the foundation for complexes.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №97294
 01.05.2014
The whole day the girl is as if not in herself, walking, breathing, constantly thinking about something.
In the evening I sit down, play the computer, fit the favorite and breathes:
Forgive me... for something.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №97293
 01.05.2014
Here are they, modern little children: in the mouth of the nipple, in the handles of the tablet...

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №97292
 01.05.2014
Test of logic. Maximum score is 30.
Comments under test:

Polina Grigorieva
Strangely, my boyfriend says I have no logic at all, but judging by the test, it’s not.)

Dmitry Veremko
No right grandma can't answer 30 I don't believe or were sponges!!!!!! I am 17

Julia of the Sun
Not surprisingly, with such "knowledge" of spelling well and logic can suffer.

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